If my name was Dr. Aladdin and a Robin Williams genie was forced to grant me three wishes, one of those wishes would definitely be that this was real.

If my name was Dr. Aladdin and a Robin Williams genie was forced to grant me three wishes, one of those wishes would definitely be that this was real.
why on earth are they playing highway to hell? black sabbath > ac/dc
don’t worry about it. the theme to the inevitable sequel, “highway to hell,” will have a theme song by sabbath. i’m thinking “iron man.”
I think Olympia Dukakis and Debra Messing being in this was the best part
I wish my name was Carlph.
that’s what I’m naming my first born.
“You should make this so I can watch it more times than necessary” – America
Please tell me this is just a really well-done fake movie poster someone put on their Tumblr.
Coming out fathers day 2010.
“Old Gang VS. Pyongyang” = the best.
My wish would be for the Oil Spill in the Gulf to be fix-ed.
talk about the oil spill during the commercials! that’s what they’re there for!
oh. wait. carry on.
My wish would be for soda to be in all the water fountains.
Your second wish would be for a cure for diabetes.
Geez, Gabe. Everybody knows you wish for infinity wishes.
But they wouldn’t get granted! That’s the genies curse! And you have all the books in the world, but then your glasses break! Beware his Curse.
It’s not fair!

Mans? Is that you?
Featuring Al Pacino as Colonel Squirtz.
That’s gross.
Bill Macy trying to call in an airstrike on his sat phone but his nagging wife keeps beeping in telling him he has to remember to pick up the kids from soccer practice. CUT. PRINT IT. NEXT SCENE.
FAKE!
SNAKE!
JAKE!
I think this movie is kinda Nick Madsoning the plot of the 1988 film The Rescue starring Kevin Dillon. It’s about a group of kids who’s dads are Navy SEALS and the kids have to save them from a North Korean prison because kidz rule and adults drool. Dillon plays a badass high school kid who rides a motorcycle and crushes beer cans.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095981/