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haha.. his name is like ‘small penis’
Small toilette. You are thinking of his associate, Tiny Johnson.
I think you mean wee lorry.
Funny, it doesn’t mention his Souper Crackers franchise in South Central LA.
Ain’t a lot of brothers hankering around for no soup!
From OED:
Crunk– by 1999, style of popular music developed in U.S. South in 1990s; often said to be a contraction of crazy drunk. It was used early in a sense of “cool, good.” It has been around forever.
Example of usage: “That Chiffarobe is crunk. Is it Chippendale?”
Everyone knows that Lil John become an overnight billionaire by shorting armband tattoos and taking a long position on ‘What’s, ‘Yeah’s an ‘OK’s
From now on, if I need to employ a mild expletive, I will go with, “ZACK O’MALLEY GREENBURG!”
Lil John wine has a buttery palate with notes of “not ghetto at all”, and finishes with a clean crunk.
It also doesn’t mention all the money he made helping Robin Hood.
I heard Friar Tuck funneled a lot of that out to secret Swiss bank accounts.
If anything, it’s weird that it took this long for a video of Lil Jon discussing financial strategies to surface.
“We will sell no wine before it’s crunk.”
Funny I always thought “crunk” meant “creative drunk.” That’s why everyone told me they’d get crunk before writing their papers in college, right?
I’d rather see video of Lil John auditioning for Mamma Mia.
Why does this not have more thumbs ups? This is something I would KILL to see!
Once again, the Vodka heavy portfolio pays off for the thirsty investor.
“Okay?”
See this goblet is an investment, if I ever am in the red this shit made outta gold, I can sell it and shit for mad cash
This site has been crashing my google chrome browser all day! What up with that?
they had me at “bloodcurdling sonic extravaganzas”
SKEET!!! SKEET!!! SKEET!!!
“Rapper-producer Jonathan “Lil Jon” Smith is best known for turning everyday words like “yeah” and “okay” into bloodcurdling sonic extravaganzas.”
Monsters, your assignment for the day is to find a grandma (or maybe Andy Rooney), read them this sentence, and just see what happens.