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Some people just dream the dream while other people live it. Also, just to clarify, TV shows basically just reTUMBL the Internet now, right? That’s what this is? “Click Like.”
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Oh, I forgot one important part: You must be 12 years old. Never mind!
Poorly? The kid rocked it pretty hard.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
I didn’t know Greyson Chance’s mom and dad were on this site!
Do you sleep on shards of glass? How do you keep your pleasure centers in such check?
My pleasure centers require consistent tempo. As the kid’s father (or mother?), you should invest in a good metronome.
It’s true- hlebtastic and I are the proud parents of young Greyson. We never married, because we don’t believe we need a piece of paper to prove our commitment to each other, but we’ve raised Greyson in a loving and nurturing environment where we’ve encouraged him to pursue his dreams, no matter what his peers say about him. Hlebtastic and I enjoy nothing more than spending a Friday evening snuggled together on the divan with a glass of our favorite Cab, listening to our boy pound away at the baby grand.
And I’m his grandpa and think that young Greysie’s grasp of meter is pretty darn good for a twelve year old with three years of piano lessons under his belt, especially when those dadgum nerves are taken into account. Now who wants some Necco Wafers? Bit-O-Honey?
Its TV 2.0! We create the content, they collect the money!
Let’s all achieve our dreams, you guys.
Ellen probably felt bad for the disinterest he received from the audience at his school, so she wanted to show him what an an insanely enthusiastic crowd can accomplish.
I think we should have a contest to guess who the next young Ellen Superstar will be.
A four-year-old who made a Tarantino style movie complete with nakeds and swears?
A newborn who plays “Eruption” by Van Halen on a guitar with his feet?
IT COULD BE ANY SMALL PERSON.
You know how names like De Beauvoir mean “from Beauvoir” from back in the day when white people in France where called where they were from? In the future, most people will be known as Of the Internet. True story.
I was gonna show off my google translate skills, but apparently internet in French is also internet. Greyson De Internet isn’t as cool sounding.
What about Greyson de l’Internet?
Greauceon deaux l’Eauxnternette?
Greyson DU Internet. Is Internet masculine or feminine? We need to know to create future French surnames.
Greyson du Minitel
“Da-ad, don’t be such a dork!”
-Lady Gaga
I like how she says “Greyson is on youtube right now” the same way someone like Letterman would say “you can catch Rob Lowe on Parks and Recreation”
Who else thinks Rob Lowe is likely to ruin P & R?
“That song is about two girls, I’m not gonna say their names or anything of course, but I put in some pretty powerful hints.” He’s a regular Carly Bieber, up there.
The Bieberfication of musical references would make a GREAT party game.
The Rolling Stones penetrated Grayson with a candy bar — he’s a regular Marianne Bieber.
Grayson stabbed his girlfriend to death, then OD’d on heroin a few weeks later — such a Sid Bieber.
Or I could just go to jail. (Goes to jail.)
“I bet you think this song is about you, don’t you, don’t- I mean, paparazzi!” …I bet one of them was the blonde girl in the back.
Grayson’s partner in music, Beiber White, is either his sister or ex-wife.
(which makes sense)
Grayson once bit the head off of a Beiber.
Why is Ellen creepily sitting right behind him? That stage is huge, give his 15 minutes some space!
She’s trying to go viral (HYUKHYUKHYUK)
You know what, good for this kid. Good for you, Internet Kid!
Godammit, he’s wearing the shorts AGAIN!
I think he’s wearing the entire same outfit. Maybe he wanted us to be sure to recognize him?
I like how Greyson went from calling Lady Gaguh “a freak” (before yesterday) to backpedaling and kissing her ass (“I like how she’s so different” etc.) when she called in to “Ellen.” This kid will go far. If we let him.
Should we let him? Sure, why not. He’s so completely ready for prime time it makes you wonder how accidental this all is. But again, so what.
I just think this kid is fantastic. Congratulations kid! Now, what I wish would happen is thus: some record label, assuming they want to sign him or whatever, gives him some time and resources to nurture his talent and allows him to release something once he’s ready. Unfortunately this is probably not what will occur. They will want to capitalize on his twelve-year-oldness.
Scooped, Jimmy Fallon.
Meanwhile, Jay Leno is desperately trying to book keyboard cat.
Actually, dancing baby is making an appearance next week.
No sarcasticgum, I hope this kid does well. He’s so charming and endearing! Down with Justin Bieber!
Also, he’s already got a cadre of haters, apparently. His wikipedia page has been “proposed for deletion” due to “no indication of WP:notability” …
Greyson Chance doesn’t like America very much. At least that’s what I heard.
He probably wears a hammer and sickle shirt on Arbor Day.
Well, I watched the clip. And I know a lot of people think she’s overrated. And that she already has enough exposure. But I thought she was great. I love that Justin Bieber kid – she can really sing!
I hope all the bored little girls from the audience feel like assholes for not appreciating him now that he’s rich and famous. Being on Ellen makes you rich and famous instantly, right?
Girls who are 12 look 16. Boys who are 12 look 9. It’s a horrible time for sensible-aged crushes. They want him to hurry up and be 17. Or something.
Man, I bet that kid was so freaking excited. What a whirlwind! “Ellen saw your video. Pack up! We’re going to be on TV tomorrow! Lady Gaga on the telephone! WOO!”
Time of his life.