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It has gotten to the point where I can’t see something like this without assuming that it was paid for by Stride Gum, or whatever. Because this dude doesn’t exist, right? This dude doesn’t exist. How could he exist? Not to mention the fact that this was uploaded by a user named “worstDJ” and this is his/her only video. Sure. That being said, if this is the work of viral marketers, I’m not sure who would think this was a good way to advertise their brand. Stride Gum, probably. NICE TRY, STRIDE GUM. Caught! (Thanks for the tip, Brendon and dUb-iLL.)
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Where does a family of people who wear jeans shorts to a wedding and drink out of plastic cups get off calling someone else “the worst?”
Ad Man#1: Hey, guys, I’ve got a great idea for an ad campaign for melon-flavored Stide! Let’s get a bunch of trashy people together in a really nondescript banquet hall and have a shitty DJ fuck up the words to Gloria Estefan while slapping a fat chick’s boobs.
Ad Man #2: It’s so hilarious when poor people try to have fun! You, sir, are getting a promotion!
I hope you’re not trying to call me the worst. I had to scan the background to make sure I wasn’t at this wedding. It’s a jab in good fun, not an elitist statement.
Oh sorry, no worst-slinging here!
It’s more than a money thing anyway. You don’t any money to remove a baseball hat, and you don’t need very much money to purchase pants. It also costs nothing to not slap a woman’s boobs in time to a Phil Collins song.
2nd Worst:
2nd Worst or 1st Best? You be the judge.
I guess it depends on whether its your wedding or someone else’s. Schadenfreude is best when served with a side of wedding cake.
Mmmm….caaaaaake
Inner monologue of Girl in Pink Shirt:
Is he? No, he’s not. Oh My God, he is. I can’t look away. I need to look away. Okay, let’s just ignore this. Moving on with life now… Sheesh.
Seriously, it’s like a car accident, I can’t stop watching. She doesn’t even respond at all. How is that even possible?!
I would think that would hurt!
I would slap him back in perfect time to Phil Collins.
Och, my boobs hurt just watching it and the slow mo was unbearable! I’m not even breast-feeding!
They were told he was a good DJ, but it turned out to all be a pack of lies.
I think this is what Gawker was talking about yesterday with gay men and their straight woman friends and nonsexual boob touching? Because that was the most nonsexual boob touching I’ve ever witnessed. I believe it goes CARESS > MAMMOGRAM > COMING OF AGE RITUAL FOR AMAZON TRIBE > THIS
He did to her boobs what Phil Collins did to Genesis. HI-YO!
LADIES! PLEASE STOP RESPONDING TO STEVEN SEAGAL’S CRAIGSLIST ADS!
that wedding dj didn’t help a guy that was falling off of a cliff. he just let him die. there was only one other person around to witness it. phil collins saw what he did.
He couldn’t help the guy falling off a cliff. He was too busy slapping tit-taes
I believe you mean “tatties.”
“Phil Collins is a pretty bad choice for a conga line but I don’t know if that makes this guy- OOOH WOW.” -Me.
-and me
Upvoted so hard because that was my *exact* thought process!
He does the same thing to “Against All Odds”
I don’t know why nobody is pointing out the fact that the woman seems to be standing there for the sole purpose of the DJ’s occasional boob-slapping. She certainly didn’t seem surprised or put off by it.
There’s actually even a subtle, resigned turn towards him in there too.
One of the YouTube comments suggests that the woman is the DJ’s husband, which would kinda-sorta-maybe make sense? He’s clearly a bit trashed so maybe boob-slapping is common drunken behavior for him (which would still make him a candidate for The Worst).
I’m sure Youtube said that she was his husband. That sounds like a fact Youtube would mention.
Haha, ooooops.
Sorry woman-who-got-her-boobs-slapped. You are nobody’s husband.
Hmm this puts things into perspective. The DJ at a wedding I went to last weekend played The Cranberries (impossible to dance to, though we awkwardly still did), but at least he didn’t do this. This guy should be in jail.
PS. More songs that suck to dance to (but I still did somehow): American Girl by Tom Petty and These Are Days by 10,000 Maniacs. this list could get really long.
Song selection for the dance floor at a white person’s multi-generational event is VERY difficult. Anything that can actually be danced too will not be recognized by the majority of your audience, and anything that they recognize cannot be danced to. That’s how we wind up with the Black Eyed Peas.
The truth is I LOVE wedding dancing. All the generations and personal space. Give me some Michael Jackson, Shout, Love Shack, and I will dance until the venue kicks me out.
And The Humpty Dance.
And Kool and The Gang.
Those are all good. Groove is in the Heart works well too.
it’s a snickers ad. “People just aren’t themselves when they’re hungry……..or are they?”
Not to get too Auguste Dupin on this, but two things that strike me as strange: First, the Phil Collins song is clearly dubbed in later. Perhaps it is to highlight the inappropriate touching, but still, that was not the song playing. Second, her reaction does not seem real to me. Not a flinch.
Her reaction definitely seemed unreal, but unless this is a viral ad campaign for a battered women’s shelter, I’m not sure how that was acting.
Not to mention the crispness of the footage — wouldn’t the footage from a crappy wedding be grainier and shakier?
88,000 views in three days. I smell a rat. Internetz, you are not that fast.
That’s your (DJ at your wedding with your) boyfriend.
She looks utterly defeated. It is really upsetting, actually. (Let’s keep in mind that Phil Collins was dubbed in later for comedic effect. This guy was all slaphappy even without a drum solo.)
This has to be like the Penis Game where you yell “Penis!” in class increasingly louder until you get caught.
Except replace yelling “penis” with boxing with tits on stage at a wedding.
I’ve never heard of this Penis game until Sunday when some friends demonstrated at a bar, and now again 4 days later…weird.
Are you sure the bar wasn’t really my middle school?
No but this is what happens when you work with people 8 years younger than you.
as an investigative journalist, I feel it is necessary to point out that they should have gone with Ellen. http://www.weddingwire.com/reviews/stardust-entertainment-events-lancaster/eee30d7b9de82e8f.html
I have been to weddings like this… No Joke. My wife is from West Virginia ( No…we are not) and I call them “Walmart Weddings”. They are usually for people who work for her dad. They are also usually pretty fun/ scary/ awesome/ surreal/ gross/ mind blowing.
I grew up in WV and I too have been to this wedding (minus, to my knowledge, the guy tit drumming) several times. Hell, I’m pretty sure that I wore jean shorts to a wedding when I was 12-13.
The Tit Drumming is a folkway of the panhandle.
same song… different punching bag(s)
I’ve seen this happen before. At my school, they played this before kickoff at football games. Since our stadium wasn’t on campus they could sell beer, which, combined with our somewhat modest tailgating scene in the surrounding tenements (wow, I am an asshole) meant there were plenty of drunks. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that I’ve seen guys air drum on ANYTHING, including fat chicks.
I think it’s a viral marketing campaign for breast milk. My daughter is so pumped right now, you would not even believe. She is baby signing “OMG Get me that NOOOWWWW!”
Just like we rehearsed. You moved! That’s why I was off. I would fire you, but that look in your eye when I slap dem titties…I just can’t do it.
- That Guy
If this is a viral marketing, I WANT SOME…
They can take my credit card and slap the titties out of it…
I’m sorry, I don’t feel pity. When a women dresses like that she is asking to get slapped in the boobs.
Conga line? Treating women like objects? Don’t you guys get it?? It’s viral advertising for The Human Centipede. Duh!
Another batch of great commenters has been doing some sleuthing, and I’m sad to report that this appears to be real:
http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/worst-wedding-dj-ever-an-internet-video-sensation-examined#comment-96834
RIP Daniel Songer… I will never forget “Comedy Act 18″
wrong thread, I’m a dick…
You know what makes him the worst DJ? The effed up lyrics. “…go on shake your body and do that thing…you do gottagarbblegobblegarbbleCONGA…everybody get in the conga, conga, CONGAHHHHHHHHH…”
Those lyrics aren’t even remotely close. There’s nothing more irritating. (To me.)
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM DOING THAT until I rewatched the clip after being very confused with the first couple comments. Now I can’t unwatch it ever!