The good news: the stupid racist car twins from Transformers 2 will not return for Transformers 3. The bad news: Transformers 3.

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  1. The bad news:

  2. Are we sure by twins he doesn’t mean Megan Fox’s breasts? He strikes me as a guy who would say stuff like that

    • I can’t figure out if she’s pretty or not.

    • I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick that away if she came begging for it, I’m just not sure she’s worthy of the same reverence that we reserve for the Jessica Albas or the Alizees of this world. Know what I mean, dogs? You know what I mean. Dogs.

  3. “Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
    Don’t grumble, give a whistle
    And this’ll help things turn out for the best… and always look on the bright side of life.”

  4. Hold your hand up to Michael Bay’s face and say, “Transform this” and then make the transforming sound effects with your mouth as your hand transforms in to the bird finger. Zingatron.

  5. I don’t get it, how are the robots racist? They don’t have a race. You know, because they’re robots? Aren’t the people who assume that robots belong to a certain ethnicity based on the way they’re acting the racist ones? Just a thought.

  6. The bad guy in this one will be a shrewish vacuum cleaner that turns into a nagging wife. Don’t worry, Michael Bay’s script calls for her to be put in her place.

  7. Don’t worry, Michael Bay keeps a picture of a black humvee in his wallet.

  8. The Twins will not, in fact, return for Transformer 3, but in the spirit of diversity, Bey and his crack team of writers have replaced them with several new ‘ethnically-oriented’ robots. Brace yourself for the dramatic introduction of the super-genius robot Brains, a buck-toothed force for good, who confounds enemies with his thick accent before blinding them with his bottle-top spectacles. Children of all ages will thrill to the exploits of Hymie and Schnozz, the Autobot accountants, who manage the team’s finances, shirk physical confrontation, and suffer from hilarious post-nasal drip! Also new to the series is Landscape, a Decepticon with a thick Mexican accent whose special powers include a special attack known as “The Border Jump” and, of course, “kidnapping”.

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