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Seriously, you guys, I’m sorry, but enough already.
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I know who we’re getting to do Gabe’s roast.
man i hope one day there is a Gabe Roast thread. i don’t know how I’m going to translate my ventriloquism to the interwebs but genius finds a way
Hey… is that me in the background on the right?
NBC should give Betty White her own sitcom with other old ladies, where they do nothing but talk about sex all the time. It should probably be set somewhere that old people like… Maybe Miami.
LOL LET’S MAKE A FACEBOOK PAGE
One Million Strong To Nominate Betty White to the Supreme Court
I’m all for this idea, but what if it was scheduled in a hour-long programing block alongside a show set next door to the old women about a widower whose daughters move back in with him. I’m thinking that maybe they could have another sleazy but goodhearted neighbor who works as an airline pilot or something. Betty White could drop by occasionally!
If only Bea Arthur were alive to be cast in said sitcom.
Why has nobody thought of this before?
…We can work on the name.
Sex in the Time of Cholera
Careful where you post this! A couple years ago I used this exact picture, did a similar photoshop job and put it on my blog. This morning I woke up to an anonymous comment that said “DAMNIT that aint funny what yall done with the golden girls you f***s can go to hell”
…and then I was over Betty White mania. And I wished Google searches involving her didn’t lead to my blog. And I wished the internet would disappear. And I wished for mean blog comments to cause me to go blind… cause that’d show ‘em… then they’d see… they’d regret it and never forgive themselves!
So, what is wrong with this sentence?
“Saw this on Perez and passed it on to everyone! Such a great idea!!!”
I hope they drew Microsoft Paint dicks all over it. WWPHD?
…What about Betty White to host WWE Monday Night Raw?
Or Now With Bill Moyers.
Seriously…is Facebook trying to kill Betty White? She’s 88 years old! Let her relax.
Is this the way the world works now? Mostly indifferent internet mobs led by a few crazies ruling our cultural, entertainment, and political futures? Ughmare.
I know, right?
I still don’t understand why you’re calling him Dave.
http://gabrieldelahaye.tumblr.com/
Dave’s not Here, Man
I’m a fan of Dave Delahaye on facebook and I still don’t understand why we are calling him Dave. I just know Dave=Gabe.
Relax, you guys! She won’t be available to host the awards because she’ll be too busy suxxing butts.
This isn’t your commentator meme.
THIS isn’t YOUR commentator meme.
(I’m so meta)
This is like that one friend that always wants to go to one more bar, after a perfectly nice round of drinks somewhere. Let it go, friend.
You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, Know when to walk away and know when to STOP IT! -The Gambler
Is that a thing, now that she hosted SNL? You can make a petition for something on Facebook and it happens? In that case, we need to make a petition to make Birdie the official mascot of the state of New York. Monsters, make it happen!
I selfishly want Birdie to just be Videogum mascot!
Don’t worry, it’s basically a no-show job, sweet gig.
I think facebook is being used for a super secret CIA plot to make Betty White have a heart attack.
Also, facebook is being used for a super non-secret plot to make sure I can only log into Videogum via Facebook. Please, how do I make it stop? I’ve unclicked every box imaginable and it JUST. WONT. STOP.
You need to go to your privacy/application settings in the profile part of FB. There you can delete Videogum from the list of websites/spplications that have access to the FB connect.
I SWEAR that I did that already. Imma try again.
Oh, I had unclicked the box instead of clicking the X. I’m like the Betty White of technology.
Getting on a bandwagon can be fun, but hitching a bandwagon to a bandwagon is just sad.
http://tinypic.com/r/96j6kp/5
Ugh, maybe this time:
Drop a quarter in the Facebox to make the old lady monkey dance? Okay, Gabe…I’m with ya when you’re right.
The reign of Betty White is over! Let the reign of Carol Burnett begin! I guess!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Carol-Burnett-to-Host-SNL-PLEASE/109017179140190?ref=ts
“Hey, let’s start a petition to get someone incredibly talented to host the show!”
Or someone mediocre: Chris O’Donnell Host SNL Please!
Gabe, I know back in the day you prevented Betty White from voting and you were hailed as a hero. But times have changed, we have female singers, female motorists…why can’t she “host” the most boring show on television?
i joined the group just so i could comment on the page that it’s incredibly stupid, then i unjoined! i’m a fucking rebel!
I’m currently in a cab and one of the scrolling messages on the screen read: “Katy Perry tops Maxim’s 100 Hottest; Did Betty White make the cut?”
MLIBW.
ROWSDOWER!
God. DAMMIT. Fucking Facebook!
Seriously, Gabe. This Facebook sign-in thing is absolutely fucking broken. If I’m signed into Facebook on another page, I’m automatically signed into my profile here. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
Btw, the “ROWSDOWER!” comment was in response to fluidxchange’s avatar. Completely unrelated to Betty White. I’m sorry.
Somebody needs to pull an Elvis and shoot the internet with a gun.