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I was going to make Nightmare On Elm Street a Videogum Movie Club movie last weekend, but then I remembered that a) I hate horror movies, and b) I don’t remember the original well enough to even know what to say about it. A MAN MUST KNOW HIS LIMITS. Luckily, Rich wrote about it. Read that instead.
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this movie isn’t worth that many words.
Babies opens this weekend. Hint hint hint, Videogum Movie Club.
I read the Village Voice review and the headline is Babies Porn and now I’m in jail.
On a slightly related note: Anyone see The Human Centipede yet?
You say “yet” like there’s some kind of inevitability about it. THERE IS NO SUCH INEVITABILITY, Pepper Ann.
The idea behind that movie is somehow both hilarious and horrifying to me. No way I’m going to see it, but that’s not going to make me stop making awful butt-ipede jokes about it.
Yeah.
The Nightmare Elm Street remake was like watching a high school drama club attempt to perform a very special episode of Goosebumps about child molestation.
I’m holding out for a remake of 1984′s Terror in the Aisles.