The new issue of Life & Style magazine has photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as well as other celebrities, CGI’ed to look like Shrek ogres? What? Why? I knew that Life & Style magazine was for people with the minds of children, but I didn’t realize it was for actual children-children.

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  1. Kate Gosselin is still a celebrity?

  2. Kate’s leg is so grodie.

  3. Mister Jay is going to be so pissed that someone took his photo shoot idea from next week’s Top Model.

  4. What bothers me most is the cover where they have a very serious story, about how Brett Michaels likely has permanent brain damage, sandwiched between junk like Kate Gosselin is a whore and Mariah Carey likes sex

  5. I’m definitely a child-child because as soon as I saw the pics I blurted out “Awesome!”

    Thank god I’m not employed or have anyone around me ever or this would’ve been embarrassing.
    *a single tear*

  6. Susan Boyle: Upgrade

  7. This is ridiculous, but the Gwyneth Paltrow/Scarlett Johansson themed “Goofus and Gallant” feature is off the hook.

  8. yeah, that’s weird. it’s entirely for children.

    there’s a lot of weird shrek shit going on right now.

    here is the Shrek photoshoot for adults with the minds of moment-of-puberty-striking adolescents.

    I mean, I know it’s just superimposed cartoon animals, but I gotta masturbate at least once…

  9. It must be really hard to run a magazine/have no soul.

  10. This is a huge step for Life & Style! It’s the first time they’ve ever airbrushed someone to look unrealistically bigger than a human can be.

  11. Did the Shrek promoters really not learn anything from the last magazine feature?

  12. mydaughter'sname69  |   Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 +4

    Hey does everyone remember when Tim and Eric did those fake promotions for Shrek the Third?
    HAHA those guys are so weird, right? There’s no way actual Shrek promotions would be as weird as those guys!

  13. “We do everything stupid to promote everything stupid.”-Advertisers, “Photographers”, and Editors


    This is how people spend their day, writing headlines like that, while I am unemployed and writing comments on some website that have more thought and insight that the tripe people are paid to write.

    I made myself sad.

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