A few months ago, we learned that Hustler was making a porno parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm (and also The Soup?), but today we get our first (mostly SFW actually) glimpse of what this thing is actually going to look like (when we all watch it?):

L-O-L? S-E-X? I don’t know what to do! HELLLLLLLP!

It is smart that they gave all of the porno characters the exact same names and even also nicknames as the characters on the actual show. I hate when a porno parody will be like “Larry Dickvid” and “Wanda Sucks.”* And this way you can really imagine what it would be like if Larry David was doing it. OH GOOD! FINALLY! But altogether this seems like a pretty bad parody. It certainly captures the awkwardness of the original (I’m going to say that this is actually MORE awkward) but there isn’t a single scene in which someone is screaming at Porno Larry for no good reason? “Larry, you asshole, I told you to get a gallon of milk, not a half gallon!” (Classic Curb Your Enthusiasm argument.) Although, to be fair, maybe they just couldn’t include the screaming scenes because it would conflict with YouTube’s user agreement, if you know what I mean. Wink sex wink. Anyway: surprise, this is gross. (Via HipsterRunoff.)

*Just kidding, obviously I love it when a porno parody does that. A rare miss, Curb Your Enthusiasm porno parody.
Comments (40)
  1. “Ironic porn purchase leads to unironic ejaculation.” -Me (actually, the Onion)

    • This is a carefully thought out parody that makes a great statement about the intricacies of social interaction … but I gotta masturbate at least once DAMN!!

  2. Gif Request time:
    George Costanza slamming door shut.

  3. A porn parody of The Soup? You better not by pulling my chain, porn world. I’ve been waiting for Getting Freaky With Chicken Tetrazzini for ages.

  4. My boss is going to love this, as he is both porny and Larry Davidy.

  5. This is only the first in a line of Porn films based on characters whom you would not like to see naked. Up next is an erotic parody of Larry King Live

  6. They can’t put everything in the trailer, Gabe!

    Curb your Enthusiasm porno parody, you had me at dominatrix Suzy.

  7. Sorry but this actually looks great. Only problem: the porno Leon isn’t hilarious enough.

    • But the porn Funkhauser! Oh, he’s so good. It’s like he knows what he should be doing, but he can’t quite pull it off because he’s just so excited, he can’t keep it out of his voice.

      • mydaughter'sname69  |   Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 +4

        “he can’t quite pull it off because he’s just so excited”
        That’s what Raymond’s Mother said. I bet Raymond is as embarrassed as my daughter!

  8. This ain’t The Marriage Ref XXX

  9. If some reference to this joke isn’t in the “film,” it will be a HUGE (get it?) mistake:

  10. Of course porn Cheryl Hines is less attractive than actual Cheryl Hines

  11. After watching that trailer I realize that the jump from regular Curb to porn Curb isn’t that big. (That’s what she said.)

  12. “How does my pussy feel Larry?”
    “Pretty, pretty, p-r-e-t-t-y good”.

  13. “Let me ask you something. Do you respect wood?”

  14. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m ashamed of and shocked by the lack of creativity amongst this generation’s porn producers.

    • Nah, this is the way they get people talking about their products since they can’t rely on traditional methods of advertisement. If you make a straight-up porn flick, only weird PORN BLOGS and shit will write about it. If you make a semi-self-aware “PORN PARODY” then you get sites like Videogum and AV Club writing “what the hell people!?” articles about it and increase your exposure to the world-at-large.

      As much as I hate to admit it, it’s a pretty slick technique.

      PS It’s pretty much impossible to write a paragraph about pornography without every single sentence sounding like a double entendre

      • ps this facebook connect thing is dumb as heck cuz i definitely didn’t wanna leave a long in-depth comment about porno marketing under my GOVERNMENT NAME dammit

    • I concur. Pandering mediocrity, when there is so much more you could be pandering.

  15. “If you film it, they will make porn out of it” –Kevin Costner from Field of Reams

  16. I think the Big Lebowski XXX Parody is still the gold standard of XXX Parodies.
    By which I mean, the best of the worst. (But also kind of the best.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGb72TPj9l8

  17. Half-past nine-high time for supper;
    “Cocoa, love?” “Of course, my dear.”

  18. A parody that retains the same character names of the source? I haven’t see paradigm so violated since Zeno told me the nearest Crate and Barrel was two blocks away, okay?

  19. That Seductive Nurse (I’m assuming that’s how she’s credited in the film) really struggled to take her top off. Perhaps she should reconsider her career choice.

  20. This was not safe for work. Eek!

  21. At the risk of having this just turn into a million porn parody links…if you’ve never seen the 30 Rock porn spoof trailer, it’s a must see. Mostly cause of porno Tracy Jordan:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9aGKMz360&feature=related

    “You see this chain? It was Dracula’s!”

  22. I love the exaggerated Larry hair, looks like Benjamin Franklin. Wheres Jeff Garlin? I guess they couldn’t think of a porn name.

  23. Porn Larry is not as sharp a dresser as not porn Larry. He doesn’t look like a stickler for tight sleeves…cough…And I hope they remembered to ‘parody’ the incident where Larry turns down sex because he ‘took care of it ‘ himself earlier.

  24. Oh good, the Blu-ray will be out the same day as the DVD version.

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