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While we wait for his album to drop, this summer it’s all about the 50 Tyson freestyle. He was born to be a ball player. A football player. And he’s sweet 16. (REEEEEMIIIIX!)
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I wish he would tell us his name and where he’s from and how old he is.
Also, an email address would be helpful.
Just hit up his myspace: H0llaAtchaBoy50RIPDavidFosterWallace69
Right now, I’m 16!
50 Tyson needs some Windex up in that bitch.
Gabe used to spit hot fire about that dubious charlatan King George. The colonies ate that shit up.
So the consensus on YouTube seems to be that he has some kind of mental disability.
Gotta give this guy credit for changing it up, though.
also credit for properly referring to down syndrome, rather than the popular-but-erroneous “down’s” syndrome. such an educated slur!
I definitely want to know where I can hit my boy 50 Tyson.
Northside Minnesota, Franklin Street, Apartment 56, Room down the hall to the left.
I’m 16 and next year I’m gonna be…………………………………………….ummm……REMIX!
The next time some stupid bouncer asks me for ID I’m just going to scream “REMIX” in his face and roll into the club.
I laughed at his name at first, then I realized he looks like a hybrid of Mike Tyson and Curtis Jackson, so makes sense.
Scott Baio wishes he had this youtube video in his wallet.
I appreciate his guerrila marketing campaign. His album will be available IN STORES. That’s what we call thinking outside the biz-ox bitches!
Also, he used the rhymes “My name’s 50 Tyson / I’m low-fat like bison / I’m the captain of the H.M.S. Bounty like William Bligh, son” in an earlier video, so.
This is going to be me outside the Itunes store waiting for 50 Tyson’s album to drop.
He’s named after the mansion in Hartford, CT that both Mike Tyson and 50 Cent once owned. All day everyday. Duh.
They both owned it?! At the same time!? Somebody call TBS we THE perfect show for Conan’s lead-in.
This is my suggestion for the tittle:
I’ll fuck you until you love me in Da Club, faggot.
I wrote my own lyrics to his rap:
“Hello, my name is Gabe! I like tacos! Also sometimes burritos! My dad is as tall as a six-foot-two-inch tree! I like to play some sports! Sometimes when I’m at home I pretend things! Things about jobs in rapping! Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap! Telephone, picket fence, rain drops, scooter!”
I did that right, right?
A little Too Right.
winner winner winner winner
I think you forgot the most important rule in the rap game: listing places where you can be hit up.
I like how Bangs is on the list of recommended videos from YouTube. Good work, guys.