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WANT TO KNOW MORE? HERE ARE SOME GREAT “BENEFITS” OF THE TV HAT FROM THE TV HAT WEBSITE:
• Fits Most MP3 Players Including the iPod® and iPhone®
• Great for the Whole Family
• Virtual Reality Experience for Gamers
• Clear Glare Free Studio for Photographers
Ed. note: Seriously? Virtual Reality Experience? These guys know it’s 2010, Lawnmower Man came out on VHS over 42 years ago, and the Nintendo Virtual Boy was a total flop, right? Also, Clear Glare Free Studio for Photographers? Sure. Art!
BUT WHAT DOES THE TV HAT INCLUDE?
• Neck Protector
• Choice of Cap or Visor
WHO WEARS TV HAT?
• Jerks
If I ever see someone wearing TV Hat at the gym, I am going to tie their shoelaces together. Although it does look like a great gadget to have when you are on vacation in a green screen. Can you believe it’s only $19.99? It has a magnifying glass in it! And it makes you look like a lunatic! You’ll never have to talk to your shitty family again. TV Hat now comes with Brawndo™ Feedbag Accessory. (Thanks for the tip, Andrew.)
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I know a family that would LOVE this.
good to see you!
Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
TEAMOCIL!
Can’t they just be honest about who the target demographic for this thing is? Dudes who wanna watch porn in public, your dream has finally been realized!
I know right?
If they’re going to sell it for porn, they should include a trench coat or sweater to lay over your lap to cover up the… you know.
The P-Hat?
That’s where the snuggie and tv hat combo comes in.
But only if you order in the next twenty minutes.
I believe that combo’s know as the “boner ghost.”
They’re already at the library, DUH.
oh god, so true. i worked at a library in college. so many horror stories.
I currently work at a library in college and we have a list of 6 patrons who are banned from the library. Five of those people attained that status as repeat offenders of the no watching porn on library computers rule.
What about the sixth person? I’m very curious.
Public? This is for guys who have been looking at internet porn so long real humans make them sick. They’ve got to keep it on during the act.
somebody’s uncle is going to make alot of money with this.
“TV Hats! WOW, Do they work!”
“It’s such a sadness that you think you’ve seen a film on your fucking TV hat. Get real.”
~ David Lynch
“TV Hat”
Because who has time to be creative with names these days?
i want to watch “gun” on my “tv hat”
“Don’t talk to me sweety, Mama wants to watch “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” again.”
I’m waiting for the iPad version, TV 10 Gallon Hat with Neckbrace Support.
From the people who brought you the Thneed.
The hat part could be made out of recycled cotton. So not the worst of the worst. Although it probably definitely has no redeeming qualities.
How much do I love you for this Lorax reference?
THIIIIIS much!
Also,
Holy shit.
i wish i could give this picture so many more upvotes.
Who knitted videodrome?
Top Scientist #1: That thing looks ridiculous!
Top Scientist #2: (slowly puts canvas baseball cap on top of device) Eh!?
Top Scientist #1: Genius!!!
TOP scientists no less!
As silly as this is, McLuhan would have had a fucking field day with this. We’re one step closer to Videodrome.
Long live the new flesh.
Sir, I upvote this just for the Cronenberg reference.
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH (Tv hat’s new slogan)
I can’t wait for all the 2004 hipsters to be rocking the trucker tv hat
Fun for the whole family! If your family is the borrowers!
[img]http://share1.esd105.wednet.edu/blackl/borrowers.jpg[/img]
no longer need image tags HausVillian.
I got nervous and didn’t know what to do, checkMEOWt. So just the URL?
Boooooo!
That commercial distorts my reality. I swear it took me an hour to watch it, but only two minutes were spent. I’m positive this commercial will come back to bite me in the end and I’ll die an hour earlier than I should have because of it. And then my stupid family will bury me in my iCoffin wearing a stupid E-TV Hat.
Finally what I have always wanted, a place to watch my movies in peace while I’m sitting on the beach! Where do I sign?
I know I go to the beach to watch movies, and I go to the movie theater to build sand castles.
I wear TV Hat to the clubs. I find personally that its great for ‘peacocking’ along with a feather boa.
I was totally going to get this until I realized the hat wasn’t fitted. I don’t want to look like a nerd!
“You are going to look almost TOO normal in your TV Hat.”
–these guys:
It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve worn on my face.
Johnny Got His TV Hat:
“Just insert your IPod and then hold your breath as you wish for death!”
“Oh please God Help Meeee!!!…watch TV while my inconsiderate family hogs all the other sets.”
On the long list of People Who Can’t Do Stuff Right at the Beginning of Infomercials, Lady Who Can’t Watch TV is up there with Dog Who Can’t Hop On Bed and Kid Who Can’t Eat Sandwich.
Don’t forget lady who can’t wear jeans.
Would you use it on a mat?
Would you use it with a bat?
I do not like it, TV Hat!
2nd TV hat for a friend? I’m dubious that there would be any friends involved with that purchase.
“This is great! Now when you’re looking like a fool in public, and are completely unable to see what’s going on around you, I can steal your luggage!” Airport thieves
Future victim:
She just watched another dude totally get racked! “Ow! My balls!” that dude said.
“Go away. ‘Batin’!”
Too bad you just stole a duffel bag full of TV Hats she was going to give to her nieces and nephews in Omaha.
Nice, a Hat FM upgrade!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyA9JPh0A_o
I don’t think an “adjustable HD lens” is a thing.
or, more specifically, i think it’s called a “magnifying glass.”
the “HD” stands for “HeaDache” (from trying to watch tv through a magnifying glass)
If sales take off I’ll be looking into a career as a chiropractor.
This new trailer has got me so psyched for Tron 2.
How many people are going to order this thing without realizing you need to already have an iphone?
answer: everyone who orders this because they are all stupid jerks.
Is it weird how the part that annoyed me the most was that when the kid turned his head to the right, the screen turned to the left? Or is that normal…
No, your son will not love it. He will hate you and die of shame.
Is that a TV Hat on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
Why are hats so special? I want a TV in all my articles of clothing.
Is this going to be like that laptop snack bowl, getting me all excited until someone smashes through the screen and tries to sell me a car I don’t want?
This guy wants one!
TV hat is the new yogurt cup.
Are you guys familiar with the term kludge?
http://www.thereifixedit.com
That camel color will look great with my Slanket.
the old headgear:
That beach is totally green screened in, too. Not even the people selling TV Hats could get someone to wear it at a beach.
She wants one.
I understand that it’s glare-free, hands-free, and dignity-free, but how is it free for the whole family?
new from cinco right?