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The last Best New Party Game was for pro-gamers only. The competition was INTENSE, I’m sure. For this game, we open the field back up to the casual gamer. Which, ultimately, that is what party games are about, right? The words “party” and “advanced degree of difficulty” don’t really go together. So:

#grossmoviequoteomissions

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I bet you get it already. You are like, “Let me at this game that I already understand how to play!” But in case you need some amazing examples of how the pros do it:

  • “I want you to ____ me as hard as you can.”
  • “My name is Inigo Montoya, you ____ my father, prepare to die.”
  • “Love means never having to ______.”
  • “I can eat 50 ______.” “Nobody can eat 50 _______.”
  • “I drink your _____. I drink it up!” (via @timcarvell)
  • “Wax ______, wax _______.” (via @jasonmreich)

Let’s play! Let’s play this game now! LIKE A FAMILY!

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  1. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what ________ is.”

  2. “You’ll shoot your ______ out.”

  3. “________ we don’t need no stinking ________”

  4. “The human _______ weighs eight pounds.”

  5. “E.T. Phone ________”

  6. “Get off my ____!”

  7. I coulda _____ somebody! I coulda _____ a contender!

  8. “Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has _____ you well. You have controlled your ____. Now, release your ____. Only your _____ can ____ me.”

  9. If it bleeds, we can _____ it.

  10. “when you ____ the devil, you get wet with _____”

  11. Mess with the ____, get the ____

  12. “Remember Sully, when I promised to ____ you last? I lied.”

  13. “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life _____ somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

  14. -”My father said you had a weak hand___, which is a sign of indecision.”
    -”His _____ are so huge. I couldn’t get a good grip.”

  15. “I will ____ you. No matter how long it takes…”

  16. “I wish I could ____ you.”—Jake Gyllenhaal.

  17. “___ _____ ________ _____!!!!” “__________”

  18. “My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven ______!”

    “In a row?”

    Am I doing this right?

  19. Check out the big _____ on Brett!

  20. I know what you’re thinking: did he ____six times or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda ____ myself. But being that this is a _____, the most powerful ____ in the world and would blow your ____ clean off, you’ve to ask yourself one question: Do I feel ____? Well, do ya, punk?

  21. Look, Sully, I want you to ______ these savages from the inside, I want you to ____ their ____. I need to know how to _____ their ______ or ______ them hard if they won’t.

  22. Hey everyone, I’m new here. I’ve been reading Stereogum for a while now and just recently found this site. Anyways this seemed like a fun way to get started.

    “I’ll _____ you, my pretty, and your little dog too!”

  23. “It’s not the men in your __________ that counts, it’s the _________ in your men.”

  24. Booo, you ________

  25. “Do you see what happens when you ____ a stranger in the ____?!”

    amidoinitrite?

  26. “We can stay up late, swapping manly _______, and in the morning, I’m making _______!”

  27. “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful ________”

  28. “____ the Kraken!”

  29. “We’re gonna need a bigger ________”

  30. If we cant ____ together, we’ll ___ alone.

  31. You either get busy ________ing, or you get busy __________ing.

  32. LOTR the last one: “Oh Sam. What would I _____ without you?”

  33. “I’ll _____ you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!”

  34. Brokeback: “Why can’t I ______ you?”

  35. “That’s no moon. It’s a _______”

  36. “Get off my _____!”

  37. “Louis, this gun is pointing right at your ____”
    “That is my least vulnerable spot.”

    “___ up the usual suspects!”

    “I shall remember to ___ it… To myself.”

    “Yvonne I ___ you, but he pays me.”

    I love Casablanca. In fact, I ____ Casablanca.

  38. “Do the _______ have large ______?”

  39. “How’s the ___?”
    “So _____.”

  40. “Hope you have a big _______ cuz I’m gonna put my _______ in it.” – The 40-Year-Old ________

  41. Master And Commander: “What a remarkably true ________ Mr. Hollom possesses.”

  42. Have you _____ this child?

  43. “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few _____s”

  44. What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the ____? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the ____, Mary.

  45. “It’s a one year membership in the ____ of the month club.”

  46. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to ___ a gangster.

  47. “You taste like _____. I don’t like you anymore”

  48. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and ______ around once in a while, you could miss it.”

  49. “You ________ like my grandmother.”

  50. “You have forgotten ________ and so have _______ me. You must take your place in the Circle of _________.”

  51. “Why do you ______ that stupid bunny suit? Why are you ______ that stupid man suit?”

  52. “______ actually is all around.”

  53. Wax on, ___ off.

  54. ______–Citizen Kane

    Am I doing this right?

  55. “Someday, my ______ will come.”

  56. ¡¡¡This is were we _____, this is were they ________!!! – 300

  57. “Carpe diem. _____the ______, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

  58. Richie, would you _____ my _____ for me please?

    Uh, sure…

  59. If someone asks you if you’re a ______, you say yes!!

  60. “If you believe in _____, _____ your ______”

  61. “______ on the side of my face. breathing-heaving _____. “

  62. “I thought men like you were called a _______”

  63. “Communism was just a red _______”

    because i’m _____ on Clue.

  64. “We were talking of _______, ma’am, and all its diversions”

  65. “You want to know how I got these scars?”

  66. “The point is, ladies and gentleman, that _____, for lack of a better word, is good. ______ is right, ______ works. ______ clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. ______, in all of its forms; ______ for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And ______, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.”

  67. “___ floats.”

  68. It rubs the _______ on its _______ or else it gets the _______ again.

  69. “I wish I knew how to quit _______.”

  70. Luke, I’m your________.

  71. “We have so much _____, and so little to _______!”

  72. “Walker _____d me I have AIDS.”

  73. “You’re _____ing me apart, Lisa!”

  74. “Get to the _______!!!”

    “Oh! You ARE ___”

  75. “take this ______ and ______ it”

  76. “computa says _______”

  77. ______? Where we’re going, we don’t need ______.

  78. “When you have to ______, ______. Don’t talk.”
    “Gentlemen, you can’t ______ in here! This is the war room!”

  79. “He’s only a kid, Harry. We can _____ him.”

  80. “____, Forrest, _____!”

  81. “Who are you?”
    “I’m ___-ass.”

  82. “I can’t carry the ___ Frodo, but I can carry you!”

  83. ‘But if, you know, if going to Remell, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to ___ ___ to my wife, well then, then that’s my mission.”

  84. Casey Carlyle: I want you to ________ me for sectionals.
    Tina Harwood: Why on earth would I do that?
    Casey Carlyle: Because you don’t have a _________and I don’t have a _________. We’re a perfect match.

  85. “Gentlemen! You can’t _______ in here! This is the ______ room!”

  86. [IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/semiautobunny/stevewinwoodsucks.jpg[/IMG]

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