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The last Best New Party Game was for pro-gamers only. The competition was INTENSE, I’m sure. For this game, we open the field back up to the casual gamer. Which, ultimately, that is what party games are about, right? The words “party” and “advanced degree of difficulty” don’t really go together. So:

#grossmoviequoteomissions

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I bet you get it already. You are like, “Let me at this game that I already understand how to play!” But in case you need some amazing examples of how the pros do it:

  • “I want you to ____ me as hard as you can.”
  • “My name is Inigo Montoya, you ____ my father, prepare to die.”
  • “Love means never having to ______.”
  • “I can eat 50 ______.” “Nobody can eat 50 _______.”
  • “I drink your _____. I drink it up!” (via @timcarvell)
  • “Wax ______, wax _______.” (via @jasonmreich)

Let’s play! Let’s play this game now! LIKE A FAMILY!

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  1. You know how to ________ don’t you? Just put your lips together and _______.

  2. “You can’t handle the _______.”

  3. “We’ve got _________”

  4. Always be _________
    ______ _______ That’s my name

  5. Take your stinking _____ off me, you damn dirty ape.

  6. I love the smell of ________ in the morning! It smells like ________!

  7. “Say hello to my little______”

  8. “you’re ______ me apart!!!”

  9. “Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my _________”

  10. “How do you like them ________?”

  11. “I AM big, it’s the _____ that got small”

  12. I think you’re gonna need a bigger ________.

  13. Today we celebrate our __________ Day.

  14. “Show me the ______!”

  15. The speak English in ________?

  16. “If you ____ it, he will come.”

  17. “We’re off to ______ the wizard.”

  18. “____ the leg.”

  19. “______ just got real.”

  20. I have nipples, Greg, could you _______ me?

  21. Let’s Do It. Let’s _________ .

  22. Frankly, I don’t give ______.

  23. Show me the _______!

  24. “If you _____ it, he will come”

  25. I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ____ my friend and _____ it.

  26. “you’re gonna need a bigger _____.”

  27. We ride together, we _____ together. Bad boys for life.

  28. “What’s your ________, Heather?”

  29. “That’s what I love about these high school ____, man: I get _____, they stay the same _____.”

  30. I _______ dead people.

  31. “I’ll____you most scarecrow”

  32. “The strawberries taste like ______. The snozberries taste like ________!!”

  33. “What about my family? I’ve got to _____ my family!” – Harrison Ford or Liam Neeson

  34. “You want me to hold the ______, huh?”
    “I want you to hold it between your ______.”

  35. You want a ____? I can get you a ____, believe me. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a ____ by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

  36. Tell ‘em to go out there with all they got and _____ just one for the Gipper.

  37. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to ____ me.”

  38. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ______.”

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  40. “______ it again, Sam”

  41. Go ahead, ____ my _____.

  42. You should _____ my blog.

  43. Come with me if you want to _______

  44. “Down here, it’s our ____. It’s our ____ down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s _____.”

  45. “_____!” – A Streetcar Named Desire

  46. “The _____ is strong with this one.”

  47. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ______ his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

  48. “I’m a dude ____ a dude ____ as another dude!”

  49. “No one can can be told what the ______ is, you have to see it for yourself.”

  50. “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little _____ too!”

  51. “I’m _____ as ______, and I’m not going to ______ it anymore!”

  52. ____ it, Ma! Top o’ the world!!

  53. “I ate his ______ with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

  54. “I coulda _____ a contender!”

  55. I drink your _______ I drink it up!

  56. *At the end of Lost in Translation, Bill Murray isn’t whispering anything; he’s rolling his tongue around in her ear*

    Am I doing this right?

  57. I never had any ____ later on like the _____ I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

  58. ______ me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

  59. You can’t just ____ into _____!

  60. “Because it’s _____ time. ______ time! Up there! Down here, it’s _____ time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s _____”

  61. “I feel the need, the need for ______”

  62. “First rule of _____ club: you don’t talk about ______ club.”

  63. “A spoonful of____ makes the _____ go down.”

  64. “Bet’cha on land they understand
    That they don’t ____ their daughters.
    Proper women, sick of ____’n
    Ready to stand.”

    • oh, god. you had to open the disney door. “i just can’t wait to be _______” ; “tell me princess, when did you last let your _________ decide?”

  65. “Here’s _____ at you, kid”

  66. Him him a ____ he can’t refuse.

  67. Tonight…..we _____ IN HELL!!!

  68. “I’ll ____ what she’s ____ing.”

  69. “You either _____ a hero or you _______ long enough to _______ yourself ______ a villain.”

  70. “I’ll have what she’s having an orgasm to.”

  71. “Come ____ with us, Danny.”

  72. Honey, I ______ the Kids

    Sorry, so sorry.

  73. I mean, I’m already ________, so what other kind of ___________ could I get into?

  74. I’VE ______ MY CHILD!

  75. “nobody _______s baby in the corner”

  76. “Jerry, d’you know the human _______ weighs eight pounds?”

  77. We can’t _____ here this is _______ country

  78. Run, ____, run!

  79. “_______ together, ______ alone.”

    Not technically a movie, but whatevs.

  80. I know it was you Fredo. You broke my _____ .

  81. Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
    I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska ______ wolverines!

  82. Boys have____and girls have_____.

  83. “I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to __________ it.”

  84. mydaughter'sname69  |   Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 +1

    Ass ____ Ass!

  85. “Mama always said, life is like a box of _____. You never know what you’re going to _______”

  86. No, *I* am your _____.

  87. I will sell this ______ today, I will sell this _____ today!

  88. “I want to be ______”

  89. They’re ____ the Hobbits to Isengard!

  90. “I’ll ____ you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

  91. “____ it Sam, _____ as time goes by”

  92. I could have _____ a contender

  93. I can’t ___ it for you, mr frodo… but I can ___ you!

  94. “I love the smell of _______ in the morning, it ______s like victory”

  95. “Get ready to meet my little _______!”

  96. “Dude, where’s my _________?”

  97. A dingo _____ my baby!

  98. #1 – The first rule of ____ is, you do not talk about ______.

    #2 – The second rule of _____ is, you DO NOT talk about ______.

    #3 – If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the ____ is over.

  99. I’m just a girl, ________ in front of a boy, asking him to ________ her.

  100. “Louis, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful _______”

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