I think if there is one thing that we all agree on when it comes to the Shrek franchise it is that the characters have never been fuckable enough. “Come on, Dreamworks, make me cum! Using Shrek!” That is what everyone is always saying to Dreamworks about Shrek. Everyone. Always. Well, this summer, everyone’s (WET) dream (GET IT?) will finally come (GET IT?) true when this fashion spread (GET IT?) featuring all of your favorite FANTASY (GET IT?) characters is published in the August issue of VMen magazine. Neat! It is nice when what you want and what the world NEEDS are aligned.
In conclusion, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHO WANTS THIS, YUCK, and also GROSS. (Photos via ONTD)