If you don’t want the Mulders and Scullys of the government coming around asking too many questions, you better get your taxes done right.
Remember, the deadline for filing your taxes is 3AM tomorrow. Good luck!
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Should I leave for the Caymans now, or wait until the “return” (“Go Directly to Jail Card”) comes through?
Maybe they’ll put Dog on my tail. Wag the Dog 2: The Search for Tax Evasers
I filed my taxes last night while I was wasted.
The TAX was spectacular
Ditto, except I did them wrong, thought I owed $400, and drunkenly wept for an hour.
You mean, like… “genuine-reaction-to-date-rape” style weeping?
Or like the “Kiely-should-have-made-sure-to-use-a-rubber-but…OH-WELL…hey-don’t-shoot-the-messenger” sniffles?
I supposed to be getting money back…do I take that FROM a child?
Try to take a little bit from many children. Kids don’t tend to carry much money on them.
“For God so loved the world that he gave them this video”
-Gabe 3:16
My tax return was eaten up by my thieving bank for overdraft fees- can I take from the bank’s children?
So this isn’t a witty pun, but if you call the Executive Branch they will usually drop the charges, I got like $450 in overdraft for like a cup of coffee over Christmas. The link below has the number if its for Bank of America, the thieving bastards.
http://www.mymoneyblog.com/archives/2009/08/bank-of-america-overdraft-fee-refund.html
Helpfulgum!
“Find the boat, you’ll find the cousin.”
we’ve got the tagline, now we just need to make the movie.
Staring Freddy Prinze, Jr. as the boat stealing, hackey sack loving cousin.
and you’ll need a zany uncle like martin lawrence or jennifer coolidge or steve zahn (it’s a progressive family).
If you mess with the taxes you get wet with IRS
This is fantastic; I just sent this video to all my friends, so expect like 4 more views any minute now.
When I went to get my taxes done this year, I was pleasantly suprised that I was able to write off my beanie babies.
The one thing that I’m left with after watching this is that I really want a globe bar now.
Can I write time spent on here off as a deduction? I figure it’s been 9000 hours, give or take a few
I think Gabe might be gay. Which is cool but I never noticed it before. I don’t mean to out anybody here and this maybe even be a little insulting if he isn’t but I am seeing it. Or am I the only guy on here that didn’t know that.? I am confused.
C’mon KP, only macho straight dudes have globe bars, NO DUH.
I just think you think he’s cute.
Kenny, I briefly struggled with this as well some time ago. I thought I remember reading a post a long time ago on Gawker where Gabe alluded to it, but then decided I was mistaken. Eventually, I just came to accept the fact that I fail at using context clues to figure out gender or sexuality. In my eyes, everyone looks and speaks like Justin Beiber, so I have no idea if they are a lesbian, gay teenager, or straight pop star.
Everyone knows Gabe has a cute and funny girlfriend, KP. Jeez
http://www.edithzimmerman.com/blog/
In fact, she is so pretty and funny I can’t even be jealous of her for being with Gabe! That’s quite a feat!
I am a little disappointed by this news. I was seeing Gabe in a whole new light and but I am happy for him that he found a woman that writes short stories about farts.
Everyone knows? I did not know. I AM NOBODY!!
This is the video the IRS doesn’t want you to see.
Kenny Powers, Gabe is too busy knocking his taxes out of the park to even have a sexual preference, Gabe is money sexual.
Only your first three dirigibles are tax-deductible.
hey max, is that really how you say groceries in the new york city? because i am trippin’ out.
Wait, how do you say it? Look, I mispronounce MOST words, but not that one.
grosheries, definetely grosheries.
(but english is my second language and i live in new mexico, land of theeenking instead of thinking so…)
Oh, well there you go. You guys know green chile cheeseburgers and breakfast burritos, but the way you talk is ALL weird.
also, is it wrong that the first thing i thought of when dirigibles came up was harry potter? anyone?
I thought of that Decemberists song… [the only Decemberists song I know]
Me too, but certainly not the only one I know.
I get a double write off, because my dirigible IS my house.
I’m fairly certain I committed tax fraud this year.
I’m assuming that the IRS blocks all sites except their own and foxnews.com. I hope I’m not wrong.
Actually Steve Winwood is an IRS agent, it’s why he’s so grouchy all the time
this is my first viewing of a gabe & max video. ’tis sweet like bear meat.
This video still makes more sense than how you’re supposed to do your taxes.
My favorite part? That video linked me to this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTP_Go3GbZg&NR=1
Gabe love forever.
Gabe clearly outglasses Ira Glass in that shiz
Holy smokes. Kate has just fulfilled one of my more ‘out there’ fantasies. I can now cross ‘Gabe Entangled with Ira Glass’ from my Bucket List. So many buckets!
You’ve heard this right? http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/330/My-Reputation
I am dead now. You have killed me.
that felt like a community meeting scene from parks and rec.
Watch it with CC on.
i’m sorry, but every time i see gabe, i feel like this:
Gabe is our generations…(something clever)
sorry, I’m reveling in Gabe’s adorableness!