According to Movieline, Max Weinberg wants to be Jay Leno’s new band leader when Kevin Eubanks leaves. It’s like they always say, keep your friends close and your band leaders closer.

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  1. :( Say it ain’t so Max.

  2. I never trusted Max Weinberg.

  3. Wow, do I ever not want to believe this. But he DOES have a secret second family to support. *rimshot*

  4. Just found this print PSA. Take your own advice, Max!!!

  5. Whatever, we’ve fallen on hard times and you be surprised what people will do just to survive. Why during the depression Gabe left the dustbowl to be a taxi girl.

  6. Conan’s ribbing went a bridge too far.

  7. new character: the masturbating trojan horse.

  8. I can see it. His hair is the green part of the Venn diagram of Conan’s hair and Leno’s hair.

  9. Carson Daly On NBC’s Shake-Ups, Life After MTV and Reinventing Late Night

    can we talk about carson daly instead?

  10. well, what else are you supposed to do with a personalized Tonight Show kick drum?

  11. First The Boss cheats on his wife, then Max stabs Cone bone in the back. They don’t call it dirty jerz for nuthin.

  12. havent trusted weinberg since that time he banged his wife on conan’s desk

    (anyone? anyone?)

  13. So Conan needs a new drummer. I hear Ringo is available.

  14. In the words of someone from Of Montreal when asked why they let their song be used for those Outback commercials, “Sometimes you gotta suck a little dick to get by.”

  15. time for an upgrade. if jimmy fallon can get The Roots, maybe Conan can get like Morris Day and the Time. i think they may be available.

  16. I thought they burried all of Conan’s slaves alive when they laid him to rest in the giant pyramid.

  17. Fredo Corleone and the Tonight Show Band. I know it was you, Max.

  18. Max Weinberg stood behind Leno while Leno was on a treadmill at the gym and said, “You have the nicest ass.”

  19. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

    (sorry, I’m all out today, guys. The two exams I just took zapped all my brain power, and what you just saw is the most eloquent thing I can muster at this time.)

  20. I always that it was a bit, but apparently Conan and Max really could never find anything to talk about…

  21. I like how the article states that there was a Team Conan and a Team Leno as if anybody really supported Jay Leno.

  22. If this is true…he’s dead to me.

  23. I never really liked Springsteen anyway…

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