True story: I sleep with a baseball bat next to my bed, because I hate robbers and ghosts. But I am seriously considering getting one of these instead. Just try and get my stuff, BIRDS and/or YARN! (Via Arbroath.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.