Hi! Sarah Palin sold her reality show. And Nickelodeon has agreed to broadcast the Fred movie. Just giving you an update on what’s going on with us. Can’t wait for you to get here!
I say give Sarah Palin as much reality show time as possible, anything to draw her away from crafting public policy. I’d rather see her wealthy and marginalized than portrayed as a struggling, folksy outsider.
Yeah, but she ain’t never been crafting public policy. She’s all about the image of herself, and any brief venture she’s made into policy is utterly incoherent, it’s only purpose to serve as another way she can claim to be just a regular gal.
I don’t know. I think she knows exactly what she’s doing. People gave Bush shit for being a dummy, but he was very far from it. Just because they have their “I didn’t graduate high school” public speaking hats on, doesn’t mean they are in it to win all the ill-gotten marbles.
Exhibit A – http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/sarah-palins-planet-earth-and-the-end-times
Exhibit B – http://blogs.denverpost.com/thespot/2010/03/24/palin-targets-markey-salazar/ (I live in a very purple state, so all of this stuff is extremely interesting/scary to me)
My personal sentiment is: Sure, Discovery Channel, you need to put food on your family of cable channels. I get it. However, this Sarah Palin show WILL be bad for the country. By being totally bat-shit crazy, Sarah Palin will use whatever pulpit she has to influence otherwise nice people into rabid idiots, which in turn will shape policy when more rabid idiots become publicly elected.
Excuse me, “doesn’t mean they AREN’T in it to win all the ill-gotten marbles.”
the Nickelodeon/ huge amounts of green vomit – connection is becoming clear….
Reality tv is for mediocre people can feel good about laughing at lesser people. Perfect for Sarah Palin,
I hope there’s a Sarah Palin/Shark Week crossover
Fuck you nickelodeon.
“We are 11 years old, what’s your excuse?” – Fred fans to Sarah Palin fans
i’m going to need a very large bottle of wait-mates.
Blech. Palin’s show will be a snoozefest. Spoiler alert! She doesn’t have a passport.
Holy shit, Fred is the most annoying thing I have ever seen. I’m not even tryinig to be funny or pithy here. It’s that awful. I know every generation thinks the generation (or two? I don’t even know how old I am anymore) under them is the worst at everything, but seriously: Fred is terrible. Everyone goes to bed without dinner.
I hope Sarah Palin has to use some of her hockey mom skills in a Man vs. Wild situation. She can make a bear vomit with her dizzying logic. Or she can put on a wolf costume and try to dodge the bullets of hunters trying to shoot her from airplanes.
In other news, this interview with Rachel Maddow on the Rachel Maddow Show was the best thing to happen in America since President Obama proved that he could successfully pass controversial legislation: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#36010942
I just realized that 2012 will arrive in Australia and Asia first, working from east to west gradually consuming everything in its path.
It’ll be like the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.
To be all Atreyugum all up in here, but technically the Nothing came from all sides of Fantasia and met somewhere in the middle.
That should say “Not to be” instead of “To be”
Huzzah for the ability to edit.
That Sarah Palin article scared the shit out of me, for real.
Look on the bright side when December 21, 2012 comes around we will all be raptured up to entertainment heaven where us Monsters will blessed with intelligent shows and movies and ironically horrible but good ones as well for all of eternity. Also no repeats unless you want there to be and our Videogum comments will be relevant regardless when it is posted. Let the damned enjoy Sarah Palin, the Fred movie, and countless other “who watches this crap” movies and TV shows.
And there will be a channel that plays nothing but Golden Girls, all day and night.
That’s actually basically the Hallmark channel now, but sometimes they are playing 7th Heaven or Little House instead and that shit is annoying, right guys?
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