Hi! Sarah Palin sold her reality show. And Nickelodeon has agreed to broadcast the Fred movie. Just giving you an update on what’s going on with us. Can’t wait for you to get here!

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  1. I say give Sarah Palin as much reality show time as possible, anything to draw her away from crafting public policy. I’d rather see her wealthy and marginalized than portrayed as a struggling, folksy outsider.

    Politicalgum

    • Yeah, but she ain’t never been crafting public policy. She’s all about the image of herself, and any brief venture she’s made into policy is utterly incoherent, it’s only purpose to serve as another way she can claim to be just a regular gal.

  2. the Nickelodeon/ huge amounts of green vomit – connection is becoming clear….

  3. Reality tv is for mediocre people can feel good about laughing at lesser people. Perfect for Sarah Palin,

  4. I hope there’s a Sarah Palin/Shark Week crossover

  5. Fuck you nickelodeon.

  6. “We are 11 years old, what’s your excuse?” – Fred fans to Sarah Palin fans

  7. i’m going to need a very large bottle of wait-mates.

  8. Blech. Palin’s show will be a snoozefest. Spoiler alert! She doesn’t have a passport.

  9. Holy shit, Fred is the most annoying thing I have ever seen. I’m not even tryinig to be funny or pithy here. It’s that awful. I know every generation thinks the generation (or two? I don’t even know how old I am anymore) under them is the worst at everything, but seriously: Fred is terrible. Everyone goes to bed without dinner.

  10. I hope Sarah Palin has to use some of her hockey mom skills in a Man vs. Wild situation. She can make a bear vomit with her dizzying logic. Or she can put on a wolf costume and try to dodge the bullets of hunters trying to shoot her from airplanes.

  11. In other news, this interview with Rachel Maddow on the Rachel Maddow Show was the best thing to happen in America since President Obama proved that he could successfully pass controversial legislation: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#36010942

  12. I just realized that 2012 will arrive in Australia and Asia first, working from east to west gradually consuming everything in its path.

    It’ll be like the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.

  13. That Sarah Palin article scared the shit out of me, for real.

  14. Look on the bright side when December 21, 2012 comes around we will all be raptured up to entertainment heaven where us Monsters will blessed with intelligent shows and movies and ironically horrible but good ones as well for all of eternity. Also no repeats unless you want there to be and our Videogum comments will be relevant regardless when it is posted. Let the damned enjoy Sarah Palin, the Fred movie, and countless other “who watches this crap” movies and TV shows.

    • And there will be a channel that plays nothing but Golden Girls, all day and night.

      That’s actually basically the Hallmark channel now, but sometimes they are playing 7th Heaven or Little House instead and that shit is annoying, right guys?

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