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Oh good. It has been awhile since we have had a party game. What has everyone even been doing at parties lately? Who knows. “Want to talk about current events, or things that are happening in your life?” “No.” That is just an example of things that have almost certainly be said at your more recent parties. The newest one is just a straight-forward classic. #calmmovielines. You get it. But here are some examples:
- “I am not sure whether or not you can handle the truth, but I hope so.”
- “My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. I have been very upset about that, you don’t even know.”
- “Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Who are you talking to? Is it me? Hi!”
- “So, just stay alive, OK, and I will find you. I’m not sure how long it’s going to take depending on how far you go, but I’ll find you, don’t even worry about it.”
- “Yeah, this is Sparta.”
Whoops, hold on. CAR! Hold on. OK. GAME ON!
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I work for the FBI.
Goodness gracious, there are a lot of stars in that thing.
It appears that the situation has just become significantly more dire.
- Martin Lawrence, in case it’s not obvious
This thread is too long to contribute to anymore but I can still champion a good cause. This comment rocks!
I love my dead son, though he was interested in performing sexual acts on other men.
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a pleasant evening but I wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt.
I’m still big. It was the pictures that got small. Why does everyone buy the full-screen versions anyway?
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I think this is the beginning of an ok friendship.
“Mmm, this Pie is delicious!”
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“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Killing me won’t bring back your gosh darn honey. But if you think you should, who am I to stop you?
Affection means never having to suggest that you might have done things differently.
“English, sir, are you familiar with it?”
“Is this the part where we say the word?” “Well, that guy’s a stranger. I guess this is a situation where we might generally say the word, but I’m not really in the mood.” “Yeah, I just said it 3 times last week.” “Oh well, might as well give him one.” “You do it.” “Nah, I’m in the middle of a game of euchre.” “Okay, Jerry, you say it.” “But I don’t-” “Jerry, look at the schedule, it’s your turn.” “Oh, alright. Ni. I guess.”
Snakes…I’d prefer if it wasn’t snakes but it’s alright I guess
I’ll be back. Maybe around fourish? If that’s ok with you of course.
You know what they have in Texas? Cows and fit people who dress nice. I’m fairly certain you are not one of the former.
Need I remind you, Bodhi, that I am an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation?
Please travel hastily to the gyroscopic rotocraft.
It is probably not a good idea to let one stream go over or touch one of the other streams. Just sayin’.
I’ll have your keys please, you scoundrel.
“Try not to lose him, Samwise Gamgee, I mean I know he’s pretty short so if you do lose him I ain’t mad at ya,” he told me. And I’m trying not to!
My word, you’ve certainly established yourself as a person of excellence now, dog.
I remain fairly confident in the fact that my death will not bring back your gosh darn honey.
You said it better than I did
Always bet on black….or red. Or to Show.
If you would not mind moving away from the girl, it would be much appreciated, my good alien friend.
Your mother has become all too familiar with men during her stay here.
Chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows mixed in?
Honey, it would not befit the gravity of the situation if I under-explained what I have to tell you for comedic or dramatic effect: I have caused the children that you gave birth to and raised to adolescence to literally become small enough to fit inside of a Cheerio. And the children of our neighbors.
Bah, sorry I just saw james mcavoy in the library’s similar comment!
I liked your version better!
Are you listening to me? I’m not yet finished with my association with you. I’m going to make you rather uncomfortable.
Oh no. I have been gone for a few weeks. Can you no longer post funny funny pictures, or am I just stupid?
Up votes are not answers! I don’t know what to do!
Poor El Grapadura. Monsters are really enjoying your confusion. You just need to put in the URL to the picture. No tags necessary. For instance, I’m going to type h t t p : / / my_image_url and VOILA!
Apropos of nothing, you might not be so angry if you hung around with Mel more often. See how happy that little guy is? Then again, maybe not.
Hahahahahah! I FAIL. Now I’m angry, too. Does the host site url matter? Or the image size? Here’s the same image from tinypic.
Better.
That’s what I love about these young students. They don’t get older while I do. They’re a joy.
I’ve noticed you’re not that interested in Sparkle Motion, so thanks so much for being involved with it anyway.
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore
good.
Sigh. Not good enough.
NO! good about the not being in Kansas anymore. that place was a dump.
I wish I could quell these homosexual urges that I feel towards you. Maybe Richard Cohen could help.
What’s so funny? I find your implication that I am a clown hurtful. I thought we were friends.
Feel free! to have a negative impact on my arrest record. Clint Eastwood
Snakes……whatever
- Indiana Jones
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is, well, something you might wanna consider.
Safety restraint belts are under the seat, if you want to fasten them. It could be be a night with a little personal turbulence.
I drink your milkshake. If you’d like to share it with me of course.
Please hurry to the helicopter
LOLOL
You can do as you choose: either you go on with your life freely, or you die without softness.
Ahh. I enjoy the aroma of a thickening agent mixed with gasoline for military purposes in the morning. It smells like a nice cup of tea.
If you could please tell me your father’s name and his occupation it would be appreciated.
I’m mad as hell, but you know, it could definitely get worse.
Yipee chi aye you who copulates with his female birth parent
Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will applaud when they see how well you’ve made your beds.
Hey guys, I’m gonna make reservations for a restaurant in the underworld. That cool with everyone?
I don’t mean to be a bother, but could somebody get these yellow-and-black striped flying insects out of my helmet please?
Take the red pill, or the blue pill. Or both, whatever.
“Shane. Shane. Please return and be a better father figure and role model!”
Excuse me, Hal? Could you do me a favor and open the pod bay doors? Thanks.
Fuck you Dave! I ain’t gonna let you fuck up my shit!
#oppositeofcalmmovielines
“That is a shark.” – Captain Jaws
Please try not to walk Forrest, please.
My daughter is kinda uneasy, would you mind giving her the shot? Thank you very much.
i hope you can handle this… but it’s the truth.
First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. And that should be sufficient rules for you guys, agreed?
“Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!” -Darth Vader
I’ll have what she’s having, if its still on the menu and available for order.
You probably already put this together from the costume or whatever, but I am, actually, Batman.
I’m the king of the world! You know, if everyone got together and voted me that.
Cowabunga? Am I pronouncing that right? Cow-a-bun-ga? Dude?
I am way too advanced in age to put up with these circumstances.
I’m considering coming back.
doh! beat me to it.
Overly quick, overly irritated?
Doh! It’s quotes not titles…
I beat you two to it! And I assume someone else beat me before that. A bunch of these are being restated. BUT they get tighter and tighter. Which is great
I really wish we had the foresight to get a larger boat. Too late now…*sigh*
You take the blue pill, or the red pill. Or both, whichever you would like.
i might be back…
She’s my sister,. Just kidding, she’s my daughter. Confused yet? LOL. Okay, you’re not gonna believe this because it’s kinda weird, but she’s my sister AND she also just happens to be — wait for it! — my daughter! LOL. But anyway, she’s a great sister, and an equally cool daughter.
To be or not to be? Anyone?
“Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! Unless this is a regulation out here in the Sierra Madre, and then we will most certainly get badges.”
Please tell them I’m coming and I’m bringing some unpleasant circumstances.
My name is Buck, and I’m here to have consensual sex with you.
Guys, I’m pretty sure killing me won’t bring your bees back, so maybe don’t?
A case with four stones in it. Not one or two or three but four. Four stones. Then again, it is a rather nice empty case. No biggie.
Fifth Element… Anyone… anyone?
Do I have to answer this question? I’m under oath? *sigh* Yes, I feel that their deaths were justified, and they probably don’t belong in heaven, either.
I am pretty peeved as heck and would prefer not to take it anymore
excuse me, but i was walking here.
This looks very much like a bingo, don’t you think?
Embark to the helicopter. Quickly.
Damn it.
*Knocks* Hey, O-Ren, could you just come outside for a sec? It’s just there’s some things I think we need to address.
I’m pretty sure that I don’t have a tumor.
Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do “Stonehenge” tomorrow?
No…I think it would be better if we left Stonehenge off of the setlist for tomorrow…
“It’s probably best if you don’t hear the truth, because you may find it hard to handle.”
If you think about it, King Kong really doesn’t even compare to me.
“I think that dingo just consumed my offspring!”
You made me fond of you at hello.
10 Things I Noticed About You (a poem by Kat Stratford)
Gentlemen, please respect the sanctity of the War Room.
“I would really appreciate it if you gave me my two dollars” – Better Off Dead
I think there’s a possibility that you will be unable to emotionally cope with the truth.
Balls. This was an accidental theft. Sorry, Gabe.
Lions, and tigers, and bears… I guess we’re at the zoo again.
They call me Mister Tibbs, but you can call me Virgil.
excuse me good sir, do you happen to know where I parked my automobile?
“Luke, I am your father.”
“I appreciate the sentiment, but I doubt it.”
You know, I think they may have gotten my order slightly wrong at the drive-thru. That happens occasionally.
Surely you are not being genuine in your assessment of this situation.
I can assure you that I am quite sincere. And you seemed to be misinformed, my name is Alan.
stuff just became real.
I was wondering if you would be so kind as to distance yourself from her, Ma’am .
I’m not sure you completely comprehend my meaning. I may have been able to have panache, I may been able to have contended, I could have been an important person, instead of someone insignificant and of low social stature, which I now am.
I’m as mad as hell and I’m… well, I think I’ll just keep it inside, not address it, and let it manifest as quiet resentment.
Hello, yes you may want to double-check, but I think I have a bingo here.