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Yo Friendsters,
You know, cool dudes who think that being in touch with their emotions is actually awesome and young women who tell everyone they aren’t sure if they could bring a child into this world but will probably end up doing so eventually anyway and that’s great, I think we can all agree that celebrity culture has gotten out of hand. It’s wack! It’s a wack attack! How are young people like you supposed to discover what makes you a special snowflake, when you’re being bombarded 25/9 with celebrity culture reminding you that you’re not a beautiful enough or famous enough of a snowflake, or that you don’t have the cool kind of smartphone. Motorola ROKR! It can be hard to iTunes that stuff out, but you should try, dawgs.
Of course, on the other hand, since we are bombarded with it 26/5, sometimes it is cool to see how celebrities are just like you and me. They get sick and die, too! And sometimes they get mad at each other, just like your mom and dad who don’t understand ANYTHING. And sometimes, although we almost never get to see this, they spend way too much time trying to make themselves look good, because they too suffer from the quiet despair of a solitary, meaningless existence. What I’m trying to say is check out this video of Justin Bieber blow drying his hair, homies!
Guys, if you’ll let me rap at your parents for just one sec (I’m sorry, I promise I’m not NARCING you out): this is seriously a piece of art. You know what else is a piece of art? #bieberbloopers, and I don’t understand why that was never a trending topic.
Hey kids, don’t worry, I was just telling your parents to get off your back. And while I was at it, I called up your teachers and said, NO MORE HOMEWORK, DUDE. Now hit me up on my pager and let me know how to make a trending topic! (Thanks for the tip, Liz.)
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I’m going to get a call from Chris Hansen for watching this, aren’t I?
Wow….That is actually something they show on television? 60 full seconds of just blow drying? I think I just had a Wack-Attack.
I am waiting for the 10 minute version of Justin Beiber drying his hair.
I’m sure all the male monsters are practicing his blow and shake method.
I’m so uncomfortable right now
Aye Carumba dudes and dudettes! (LOL!) How iz Justin Bieber blow dries his hayr not a trending tawpick on Twitter yet?!
Huh? That wasn’t supposed to be a reply to you. Now it seems like I wanted my comment higher up. Sorry!
Man, dude’s got that hair flip DOWN.
Everything I know about Justin Bieber:
His name reminds me of this: This is how black people dial the phone. Boopededoopeboopedoop. This is how white people dial the phone. Boop boop boop. Boop boop boop boop.
Fin.
it’s so true! we’re so lame!
“We” white people, or “we” people born before the ’90s? Because guess who falls into both those categories? Justin Bieber’s swagger coach!
Dammit! I forgot to pretend I didn’t know about that!!
He makes it look so…effortless. SWOON. To BE that cameraman!
how long could his career possibly last at this point? i mean he’s 16, isn’t he overdue to get all peter brady? or will they just auto-tune things up an octave?
I know, Did we learn nothing from Aaron Carter?
MTV True Life is running out of topics.
true life: im a celebrity hair dryer.
Or maybe he isn’t like us at all…
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I do pretty much the same thing with my facial hair. Yup, feeling real manly right now… GO BIEBER
I am all kinds of fail today. Imagine my first comment as a header for my second comment and then try not to hurt yourself in your rush to upvote.
It looks like a deleted scene from that Pedigree commercial.
I thought his hair was just like that, thanks for ruining my image of him MTV
I don’t think it’s trending because yours are so good. Everyone is just retweeting rather than trying to one-up you.
Good thing they showed that tide commercial – get the stains out no doubt.
I’m gonna need it for the, umm, problem, this video created for me. Excuse me.
This seems to be our compromise. Gross jokes are generally ok/funny, as long as they are not about dogs.
You had a tide commercial? I got a commercial for Olay Anti-Aging body lotion, which just seemed all kinds of wrong. I mean, nuh-doy, obviously it is only middle-aged women watching this video, but I wouldn’t think Big Lotion would know us well enough to understand that!
How many B-fans are middle aged balding men reading this Teen Korner and thinking: “it’s not really just like me, but I appreciate this video, regardless.”
Guilty!
It’s not really just like me, but I appreciate this video, regardless.
I started wondering how he had a dry shirt on after presumably just getting out of the shower with wet hair. I’m probably going to jail now. And not Lady Gaga jail.
Justin Beiber is a lesbian.
you’re talking about that tumblr, right?
All he does is shake and blow-dry, and his hair comes out perfect every time?! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I bet he doesn’t even have to use any product! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!
P.S. <3 U Bieber.
Sincerely,
xbieberluverx
There is no possible way you can get your hair from ‘just being toweled off’ to completely ‘dry and tween-girl ready’ in a minute. I call FAKE!
OMGZ! DID ANYONE CATCH THE BRAND OF BLOW DRIER HE WAS USING!? DANGIT!
I love that the Bieb turns the blow dryer off for 2 seconds every time he shakes his luscious locks. Gotta save Mother Earth, you guys.
This post reminds me of when that guy took a photo of a photo of a young, naked Brooke Shields and passed it off as art for the museum and then they sued him.
Just kidding, it reminds me of how much I used to love blow-drying my hair for hours. Those were the days.
He is truly the Prince of Narnia. Governing with his fluffy gentile mane.
it scares me sometimes how similar my hairstyle is to justin bieber’s……………..but also, have you ever wanted to be a blow dryer SO BAD?!!!?
HEY GUYS!
Justin Bieber’s manager, who is a 28-year-old adult, was arrested today because he didn’t twitter quickly enough to prevent a Bieber-based teen riot. News You Can Use.
I seriously facepalmed after reading that.
There’s twitter jail now? Uh oh.
Wow. Sometimes real life is stranger than You Can Make It Up.
Plus, “Beiber” “Scooter” “Twitter”?? I had to break out my Teen Korner dictionary to figure out this story…”Long Island”??? What are these things??
Gabe, did you just invent the phrase “25/9″? Because I am so going to start using that now, and I just wanted to know who I was ripping off.
Yep, that video was exactly what you said it would be.
if anything, he’s TOO normal
There is a conspicuous lack of wertrew .gifs in this thread.
I think he has a great bowlcut.