The 2010 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards is this Saturday! That doesn’t mean much to me as I will be too busy writing my last will and testament in celebration of my upcoming 75th birthday party (at the hospital). But, since I know most of you are 12-year-old girls, I’m sure you’ve already programmed your DVRs and armed the Parent Lock function. Lock and load! You have two “street signs” on your bedroom door: one says “NO PARENTS ALLOWED” and the other one says “NO DVR MISTAKES ALLOWED.” Not that you even need to DVR it since you will definitely be at home at 8PM on a Saturday night watching Nickelodeon, as usual, and will see them LIVE. No duh. This year’s awards look very exciting, and very kids-oriented. Kevin James is the host? What kid doesn’t love Kevin James, star of King of Queens? Other presenters include: Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Queen Latifah, Dev Patel, and George Lopez. Just a cavalcade of people that kids care a ton about.

“NnnnnNNNNNNNnnnnn…IT’S EXCITING!” — Kids

Anyway, in my research (for my journalism), I found this picture (in “the Chronicles of Slime”) of Diddy getting slimed at the 1998 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. So good. I honestly hope that this is in the Smithsonian Museum’s “Best Pictures” Wing. So. Caption it! Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, and that’s fresh.

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  1. Where’s Bentley Farnsworth when you need him? Ammirite, guys?

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  3. God just couldn’t hold it in any longer.

  4. Gwenyth Paltrow? What are you doing here?!

  5. For a brief period in 1998, Puff Daddy wished to be called P-Soup.

  6. mydaughter'sname69  |   Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 +5

    This is just how I felt after seeing the film Envy, because GREEN! But mostly because covered in filth.

  7. Bad Soy For Life.

  8. I know, I’ll change my name to P. Diddy to completely erase this from my past until it is dug up in 2010 by an internet blogger.

  9. You’re out of touch, Gabe. 12-year-olds aren’t watching Nickelodeon on Saturday nights. They’re out SEXTING at rainbow parties while all hopped up on goofballs. Times have changed, old man.

  10. Moose – “Diddy, what discernible talent do you have?”
    Diddy – “I don’t know.”
    Kids in audience – “Yay!”

  11. Is this what Ke$ha feels like when she wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?

    • “Damn! I wish there was some way I could incoherently explain what just happened to me in 140 characters or less to 2,521,220 random people!”

      Then, like always, he screamed “NO BITCHASSNESS!” as he left the building.

  12. Slimer and the Real GhostPuffsters

  13. Diddy CAN do that on television

  14. Anna Wintour gives the spring Sean John line a “thumbs down.”

  15. I don’t know

  16. This is what Diddy looked like before using Proactiv.

  17. Did Diddy say “I don’t know”?

  18. In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.

  19. it’s funny cause the slim is a metaphor for everything bad boy has put out since biggy died.

  20. Yeah, it looks bad. But you should have seen what he did to Mark Sommers.

  21. Diddy Got Slimed: Big Fuckin’ Deal….

  22. this is not so raven

  23. Pea Diddy

  24. “Life without slime is Unforgivable.”

  25. In what every pre-teen at the Kids Choice Awards agreed was ultimately a pretty unnecessary display of political symbolism, P-Diddy shocked everyone as he announced he was officially joining the Green Party. (NAILED IT)

  26. “And the award for creating girl-supergroup Danity Kane goes to… Sean P. Combs!”

  27. The only correct answer is:

    “Take that, take that”

  28. “Ashton Kutcher told me this stuff was made of applesauce. He is such a liar.” – P. Diddy

  29. I don’t have time to do spoofs.

  30. For a moment, Diddy heard a voice in the back of his mind say “Where are you, what did you do to get to this place?” But then it was quickly replaced with a great idea for a new type of overpriced sneaker.

  31. Shit son, you foxin with my white sox gear. BIGGIE, come handle this!!! Oh wait…

  32. Diddy’s new cocktail THE SLIMER! 3 parts Ciroc, 1 part Midori, 1 part total lack of humility! LET’S GO. Diddy in Get Him to the Greek, in theaters June 4!!! Check it out, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. This moment captured on film is the moment P. Diddy decided to host his annual White Party, so that he could ridicule everyone else for getting stuff on their all white clothes (green slime or not), while he remains spotless. Suck it, Nickelodeon!

  34. Slimer is a racist.

  35. Crap. I guess that Sean Jean outfit COULD get uglier.

  36. Let’s go paintballin’!

  37. Somewhere in the afterlife, Biggie and Slimer are sharing a chuckle.

  38. Can’t nobody take my slime
    Can’t nobody hose me down
    Oh no
    I’ve got to keep on moving

  39. I should seriously stop reading these at work while drinking water, I keep spitting it all over my keyboard out of laughter! How am I not fired yet?

  40. You guys, my dog has been having “loose bowel movements” that TOTALLY look like that. #shitsmydogtakes

  41. Diddy learns that you shouldn’t get too close when Topher’s been sucking buttz all night.

  42. jokes on your children on 1998. You ruin one of my outfits but in less than 10 years I will charge you hundreds of dollars to wear an outfit with my name on it…

  43. jokes on you, children of 1998. You ruin one of my outfits but in less than 10 years I will charge you hundreds of dollars to wear an outfit with my name on it…

  44. I didn’t order a Precioustini!

  45. wow sorry really thought you could delete a post…i will proof read in the future…

  46. Ke$ha’s lyrics make a lot more sense now:

    “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, because I’m always covered in barf too.”

  47. Is this how I smile? Moving my lips apart to show my total disdain for children?

  48. “Going the extra mile will definitely help you beat out Will Smith for the Swamp Thing reboot.” — Diddy’s former agent.

  49. Sometimes even Diddy cannot start a new fashion trend

  50. I think this picture is an outtake from the outhouse scene in Slumdog Millionaire.

  51. Does this mean Nickelodeon is a blood or a crip?

  52. skeet skeet skeet.

  53. Elaborate product placement for Oxyclean.

  54. What happens to a dream deferred?

    Does it dry up
    like a raisin in the sun?
    Or fester like a sore–
    And then run?
    Does it stink like rotten meat?
    Or crust and sugar over–
    like a syrupy sweet?

    Maybe it just sags
    like a heavy load.

    Or does it explode?

    –Langston Hughes’s official entry in the Videogum Caption Contest

  55. “So Sarah Jessica Parker does have a bigger nose than Biggie…”

  56. Looks like this time the band “made” on P. Diddy! Amirite?! Anybody…?

  57. P. Diddy, interrupted mid-sentence while saying the line “as you wish,” stood in shocked silence in front an equally thunder-struck audience, as no one could have predicted tonight was the night and the Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards was the place where Rob Reiner finally exploded.

  58. Some kid left the Silly String out in the sun too long.

  59. Justin Bieber has not grown out of projectile vomiting yet? the worst.

  60. A blooper from the filming of the “Come With Me” video from the soundtrack of the 1998 film Godzilla. Little did Diddy know that Godzilla had eaten burritos for lunch that day. Thankfully, Jimmy Page was left unharmed.

  61. “I said Cambodian breast milk.”

  62. “You people wouldn’t be applauding if you knew this slime was made from the pulp of $100 bills embezzled from the college funds of thousands of impoverished children across the world, which it is. It really is all about the Benjamins. What! R.I.P. B.I.G. Foreva! Now get this Godzilla goo off me.”

  63. This is still less stupid than hiring Pauly D to spin at my son’s 16th birthday party.

  64. “What’s up playa’s? I just blew Shrek backstage and my jaw is killing me”

    • I’m sorry to the three people who downvoted this, but come on. this is wicked funny. imagine blowing shrek? YIKES! and imagine shrek’s ejaculate being the same color as shrek’s skin? DOUBLE YIKES! this is way funnier than a pea soup joke.

  65. Am I cool yet?

  66. “oh no! this hat is made of kashmir!
    just like my crazy-ass godzilla song! ah-ha!

  67. “My Life is Twilight.”

  68. Demonstrating, once and for all, the value of wearing sunglasses in-doors.

  69. His small, bitter smile broadcast the realization that, “Yeah, this is about right,” over the snotty, shrieking audience and through the silently judgmental television cameras, riding the earth’s magnetosphere into the emptiness.

  70. “I thought I told you that we won’t st- ah dag man, I thought we were doing the gooping AFTER I performed. Ma$e, give these kids a taste of Harlem World real quicklike, Diddy’s gotta get the goop out of his hair before his product molts.”

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    • May I ask why so hated? I was just mentioning how Ke$ha wakes up in the morning covered in sticky goo and the picture above we were asked to caption features P Diddy covered in sticky goo, albeit the sticky goo Ke$ha is greeted with in the morning is a different color from the one P Diddy is covered with in the provided photo.

  72. Wow, you guys are amazing. I would like to participate in one of these Caption contests, but I usually read the post 5 minutes after it’s been published only to find 115 comments. You guys use up all the funny. Congrats! (?)

  73. Ever the sampler, Diddy takes one out of Linda Blair’s playbook.

  74. Puffkake.

    Please pronounce it however you see fit; it’s layered that way.

  75. Vote or get slimed!

  76. Because you know I love it young, fresh and green.

  77. You crazy for this one Mark Summers!!

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