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Supposedly there is an explanation for this, but no there’s not.
The key moment in this video is at 0:24 when the camera pans and it’s like, Oh, I see, it’s not just one lone criminal who needs to go to Yikes Jail. We live in a world of terrifying horrors and disgusting mysteries. I guess the reason these people are doing what they are doing is that the judges at dog shows like to see some kind of expression on bulldog faces? That you can apparently only get from slowly (too slowly? too slowly) playing with their testicles? Uh, guess what, judges, if you’re not getting what you want unless a legion of adults starts tickling bulldog testicles, MAYBE THE PROBLEM ISN’T WITH THE BULLDOGS. (Via Dlisted.)
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Woof.
Did somebody say dog testicle tickle party?
Is it just me or is there SO much inter-species sex related humor on Videogum lately?
A joke about Sarah Palin and her face.
Punchline: “Lipstick and balls.”
Red lipstick, right?
me: “why would i have to be r- oh god. ew. ew ew ew.”
I know. I’m so sorry!
Wait it’s gotta be your bull(dog).
This joke was brought to you by DirecTV.
“Cute as BALLS”. I get it! I get jokes!
Bob Barker sexually harassed a lot of ladies. In addition, he always advised us viewers to spay and neuter our pets, because Bob Barker knew a thing or two about the horrors of sexual harassment.
I don’t even need to watch this video to know that I don’t like it one bit. There’s no telling where those hands have been. Oh wait, yes there is. They’ve been fondling dog balls.
Maybe they were making sure they didn’t get doggie cancer huh
This is the opposite of the Pedigree commercial.
It looked to me to be more of a taint massage. Which… is better? No Im sorry, it’s even grosser.
It’s nice that these handlers are minding the balls, but neglecting the shaft is a case of not seeing the forest for the trees.
Can you not?
NSFLife
Is it weird that I think of bulldogs as the “Al Bundy” of the canine species?
I’m guilty of doing this to my dog… except it’s not his balls because he is neutered. Thanks Bob Barker!
There’s actually this weird little twirl in the dog hair around that area, so that it kind of sticks out. I tickle my dog’s hair there and he gets mad… NOT CUTE EXPRESSION. I was an evil child and I got bit for it a lot. SO THERE.
Man, these people must get all the ladies.
“So what do you do?”
“I’m a dog testicle tester in dog shows.”
“Your place or mine?”
Not to be sexist or anything, but from the footage above it looked like the majority of the Dog Testicle Teasers (or ‘D-Testers’ for short) were female.
So it really does go EXACTLY as you wrote it as long as the question asked is by a man. But now that i think about it, as long as a man asks the question, the D-Testers’ sex doesn’t matter.
Shoot. I said I was going to go wash my hands…
Have these trainers all been reading Cosmopolitan magazine? Because this is always their big Sex Tip of the Month.
Do You Know About Balls? And How Dudes Have Them? And That You Can Touch Them? page 56
Are we sure this isn’t a scene from the directors cut of Best in Show?
“Ohhhh yeah, that’s it. Fetch my balls.”
-Dog Show Bulldogs
Now if you’ll excuse me, after two comments on this thread, I am going to go wash my hands and think about nicer things for a while.
Didn’t it look like that one guy was making the dog smell his hand AFTER he fondled the it’s poor balls? i mean…molestation is one thing but you don’t have to rub it in his…face… gross. i’m done too. it’s a nice day. I’m going outside.
Dog The Rapist.
LOL this reminds me of the joke about the woman hired as a product tester at the tickle me elmo factory, and after orientation, she’s put out on her own to work on the line. After a half hour or so, there is a huge logjam at her part of the assembly line, and they see her frantically taking felt and sewing and sewing. The manager is confused, since, as quality control, her sole job is to ensure that elmo laughs the way he’s supposed to. When the manager examines the situation, the new employee blushes and Says “OHHHHH You said Two Test Tickles, I see”
And this is why I don’t tell jokes.
It was just that one night. My husband and I are back together, you have to respect that and leave me alone.
Some men pay a lot of money to get on all fours and have their balls tickled. It’s called “the Bangkok Dangerous.”
“In any country where talent and virtue produce no advancement, money will be the national god. Its inhabitants will either have to possess money or make others believe that they do. Wealth will be the highest virtue, poverty the greatest vice. Also, there will be a surprising amount of tickling of canine scrota.”
-Denis Diderot
Dangerously close to the b-hole there.