As we learned from the hit film Sliding Doors, life is all about choices and haircuts. Based on what you do today, there’s no knowing what your hair might look like tomorrow. But you can’t spend too much time worrying about it either, otherwise you would become paralyzed with indecision. You just have to keep moving forward, one foot in front of the other. Besides, there is no wrong choice. Ultimately, your life is the accumulation of an infinite number of paths taken, each one leading inexorably to the next, so that the end result of your circumstances becomes completely impossible to attribute to any one event. Wherever you go, there you are, as your mom’s dream journal says. And so here you are, faced with yet another decision: do you want to see a video of an alpaca riding a surfboard, or don’t you? It’s up to you!
Oh look! Now you’re a blonde! (Via animals-in-the-news.blogspot.com. Thanks for the tip, Anchor Management.)