One of the many new shows coming out this fall when TV returns from its annual summer trip to Suck Mountain is a Christian Slater vehicle called My Own Worst Enemy. Here is a preview:

As you can see, My Own Worst Enemy is about a Hobbit with split personalities. It’s like Fight Club meets True Lies meets The Bourne Ultimatum meets The Station Agent. I’m sorry, I know it’s not cool to make fun of people’s height because we come in all different shapes and sizes and God didn’t make no junk. But Hollywood made some junk, and that junk is premiering Monday, October 13th, at 10PM.