It is funny, because when I go to the zoo, I also point at my favorite animals and say “take a look at homie, man.” GABE + RAEKWON = ZOO FRIENDZ 4 EVA!
Looks like we have show to follow Taking On Tyson
Kangaroos ain’t nuting ta fuck wit.
Old Dingo Bastard…?
Method Manatee and RedManatee
Mastah Killa Whale
Masta Killa Whale
C’mon son, the lesser known members need animal love too!
Ouch, 2 minutes too slow.
Big Baby Duck-Billed Platypus
Other known alias’ of Big Baby Duck-Billed Platypus include, but are not limited to:
Pygmy Possum Unique
Free Loadin’ Sugar Glider
“Check this fuckin’ crocodile out, man!”
-Shallah Raekwon, successor to Jack Hanna
I’d totally watch “Look At This Motherfucker” with Chef Raekwon.
Its like the Wu-Tang Version of ‘Mark Wahlberg talks to animals’
‘Yo mista Alligator, say whatup to your mother for me’
Beat me to the punch(line)!
“Yo kangaroo, you’re my homie. Say whaddup to yo momma for me”
“Yo kangaroo, iz u really part squirrel n’ shit?” -Raekwon
Da Caekwon Eatur.
I wonder if the zoo had any Killa Bees?
Probably not, that zoo was Only Built 4 Cuban Minks
That’s funny, the zoo in my town was Only Built 4 Cuban Minks 2!
A++ ep of Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet! (“That goat has devil eyes…”)
Also, all of this Wu-Tang talk leads me to suggest an exciting possible TOFTT opportunity: entering the “Become the Next Wu-Tang General” contest … http://bit.ly/9iFb0f
Yes! Make it happen, send in your application, Mande. Or should we say, Joe Mandrill?
(Combing people with animal: Good new party game or Best new party game?)
I figured he’d be at the wallaby exhibit, or maybe visiting the slew-footed penguins, but I guess that’s more of a Ghostface thing.
The Kangroos in the Kansas City zoo are not behind cages. So, if you wanted you could touch them and THEN they’d kick the shit out of you…just because they are relaxed doesn’t mean you can get up in their face. …yo.
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