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This is a promotional picture for the new Animal Planet show, Mike Tyson Races Some Pigeons, 2010: The Show. It’s a new photo of Mike Tyson kissing a pigeon, not to be confused with archival photos of Mike Tyson with a pigeon. Now, of course, we know what Mike Tyson is thinking. He’s thinking, “Don’t forget to breathe. You need to breathe to live. Whoops, I was thinking about remembering to breathe and that made me forget to breathe. I’m breathing now though, I think. Hi, bird!” But what is the bird thinking?
The winner will receive special recognition in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. LET’S GET READY TO COMMMMMMMENT! And a special congratulations to Mike Tyson, who finds himself the subject of the Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest for a historic SECOND time! Way to go, convicted rapist champ! (Photo via DailyWhat.)
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Mmmm, tastes like that one guy’s ear. I pity the fool who races my pigeons!
Spot on.
I don’t understand why everyone thinks this is funny. My mom died because she got bitten by a bird.
What IS this shit, Gabe???? Turn it off!!!
Keep saying “I pity the fool”! I keep laughing and I don’t know why!!!
+++
wow
is right!
I wanna eat your children.
Which is, of course, what the bird is thinking.
Stop eating people’s old ears, pigeon! have some self respect ! Don’t you know you can fly?
Ugh, I hate that ever since I linked this to my facebook, it posts my full name on here instead of whatever clever handle I feel like going by.
HA ha, you have no privacy
And you have no friends.
Why can’t you let Steve Winwood be great?
Haha, you’re getting downvoted.
Clear your cache delete cookies and clear your histories (incl passwords, saved forms, etc) Then Try coming back with your monster mask for the monster mash.
“I’ll race you ’til you love me, faggot!”
Pidgeon just grateful that mother nature did not give her ears.
Or pigeon. Either one. dammit!
HA ha you can’t spell
Ha ha! Charade you are!
Why are you being so mean? I wish you wouldn’t be so mean.
upvote to infinity steve winwood
“Crap!” thought the pigeon. “Who knows what kind of diseases this guy has? He’s insane!”
I wish I weren’t Mike Tyson’s bong.
Mike – “I feel as if I’ve been unfairly pigeon-holed as violent madman. At least you can see me as the loving man I am, Frederico.”
Frederico – “Coooo.”
Mike Tyson’s Pige-Out
Pigeon: “No.”
I’m starting to think that Mike Tyson is actually kind of ridiculous.
The softer side of Mike (which somehow makes him look even crazier).
“Mr Pigeon, I have become, um, a new man. I witnessed the power of God. And I want to tell, Mr Pigeon, that I do love you and you want to come back here again, you can talk to me.”
Mike Tyson, moments before slamming a door on the pigeon in a rage
For those of you who watch Lost, we’ll be chatting Lost tonight! It’ll knock you out!
http://videogum.com/chat/
If any West Coast monsters are feeling left out (like I am) I will meet you there for some Lost watching in the PST!
my brains the size of a pea and I still don’t think that a face tattoo is a good idea.
Mike Tyson (right).
When doves cry tribal tears
“Oh yes, Mike Tyson, I will get those bread crumbs in your mouth.”
When Mike Tyson isn’t engaging in rape, blood sport, or cannabilism he enjoys the simpiler things in life. Like eating this pigeon.
A bird in the…mouth…is worth…why is that bird in his mouth again?
You should see the bird in his bush.
/I’m so sorry.
I think the expression is, “Never look a crazy rapist heavyweight champion in the mouth.” Pretty sure about that one.
“Its its gross and unsanitary to use a pigeon’s beak, my beak, to scrawl a new tribal tattoo on your inner lip, Mike. What did ol’ Pidgy here ever do to deserve this?
Pigeon gods, why have you forsaken me?”
You see this hat, Pigeon? This is what happens to animals who LOSE MY RACES.
Holy shit–the tattoo on his face is in the shape of the pigeon he’s holding. We’re through the looking glass, people.
TLC’s new show, I Didn’t know I Was Pregnant starring Mike Tyson
Really? What is wrong with me, it was supposed to say I Didn’t know I had the Avian Flu.
This makes it funnier.
Just add the word “Mike Tyson” to anything and it gets funnier/rape-ier! John and Kate Plus 8 Mike Tysons! Better.
I AM NOT A GRAVY BOAT!
Pigeon: “Oh Pigeon God, please let me be kidnapped by Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis.”
Pigeon: “Dear God: make me a bird, so I can fly, far, far away.”
Awesome Forrest Gump reference. I would upvote you forever if I could.
I’m a teenage girl bird in love with a man who loves me but will also violently lash out at any second. MLIT.
You crazy for this one, Mike!
Seriously, though, are you ok?
Why do birds
suddenly appear
every time
you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Violently Assaulted
The pigeon will need religion! Tyson’s might will hinder its flight! This brawl will enthrall! [/Don King]
I saw your tribal tattoo (ON YOUR FACE) and threw up in your mouth a little.
Mike Tyson rounds first base.
Bird: “Why am I named Robin Givens?”
Mike: “I drooled on your leg.”
Barbara Walters (offscreen): “You dwooled on her weg?”
Dear Pigeon,
))((
Love, Mike
Grrrr I meant:
Dear Pigeon,
))((
Love, Mike
The difference?
Poop magically disappears on Videogum.
))<>(( gives you ))<>((
4Evr.
“You want it to be one way, racing pigeon. But it’s the other way.”
Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day!
Mike Tyson Confuses Homing Pigeon For Crack Pipe
He had, mmm mmm, kisses sweeter Than swine.
What’s the term for bird cooties? Oh. Right. Diseases.
Campylobacter is ‘bird cooties’. (I’m a pest controller in the summer to pay myself through uni)
You can see the fear in it’s little pigeon eyes.
I can’t think of a funny or witty caption but who here saw Modern Family last week? FLYZA MINNELLI!!!
Zsa Zsa Gaboa!!!!!
Birdemic: Shock and Awwww
The cure for Avian Flu; Mike Tyson frenchie.
After their 30 minute bonding session, Tyson and his new friend spent the afternoon sitting on people’s patios and crapping on their furniture. The pigeon’s children remarked that they had never seen their father act in such a way.
“Mike Tyson sold his teeth and replaced them with McDonald’s french fries, the pigeon is loving it”
Where do I light it?
And that my friends was the source of the bird flu epidemic
I think the downvoter troll is back, you guys
I believe you are correct. Somebody’s mom linked their Facebook account and was upset people had written all these nasty things on her wall.
I just remedied that by upvoting everybody except for myself
I am with you, Ian! Together we can defeat the nasty downvoter-troll-mums!
Aww man, and to think, I thought someone upvoted my 50′s song reference because they thought it was funny.
This is how you get a goooooood hit.
Mike Tyson continues his downward spiral to obscurity.
My agent says if i just deal with this bullshit for a few seasons, I’ll make it on Planet Earth.
“I’m gonna race you ’til you love me, faggot.”
Humour through repitition!
He’s going to eat my children, sunny side up.
Mike Tyson, freshly named creative director at Just Born, unveils the new, more realistic Peeps just in time for Easter.
Mike Tyson unsuccessfully attempts to regurgitate his food into a pigeons mouth.
“we both want this.”
“Well, Mistah Pigeon, I alweady took down a Wobin, so you should be vewy easy.”
“Skulduggery”
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
“Great pic from the Haiti benefit last night.”
Mike Tyson (right) demonstrating the most rational thing he’s ever done.
I’m going to pluck you ’til you love me, f*ggot!
“Where are the ears!!”
Just kidding, that’s what Mike Tyson is thinking.
Pigeon: “Stupid lamp…”
Aw, shit! Really? I thought that joke was untapped so far. Should’ve known better…
Go, Mordecai!
…aw christ I give up
Is pigeon-rape the same as rape-rape?
Rape jokes, much like tribal face tattoos, are always in fashion.
Run Like The Wind!
I replied to you over on the Blind Side thread. Much love.
Pigeon: “Nice lip…FOR ME TO POOP ON!”
slurp
“Mike Tyson Races Some Pigeons, 2012: The Show”
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
No one will ever know what this bird is thinking. It only speaks pigeon pidgin. (Sorry.)
These ain’t yo daddy’s tampons
Pigeon: “Better than the vomit I usually eat off the sidewalk…but not by much”
Photo caption: Sippy cup for the Devil.
Hey Mike, want some regurgitated ear?
Go, Mordecai!
One disadvantage of the new commenting system is that you can’t downvote yourself right away.
“Fuck it, I’m just gonna poop on his hand.”
Wait…I already played this game. Damn.
but wait, why can’t I upvote us?
also: we rule
I’mma fly you ’til you love me, Pigeon.
“I know it’s a bird, Mike, I’m on the phone!”
“It walked on my pillow!”
Marry me!
Videogum, I’m trying to eat here! (Please, nobody call attention to the fact that I am eating alone in front of a computer screen at 10PM)
Salmonella-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-aaay.
“I would eat you if i weren’t a vegitation”.
Tyson was convicted on the rape charge on February 10, 1992 after the jury deliberated for nearly 10 hours.
I’ll be your stupid champ.
Flying Rats + Face Tats = True Love
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.”
Pigeon: “I never thought it would end this way.”
“….but i always hoped”
Be honest guys, $50 for a single Ugg boot is quite a deal.
yes,i think so,just can try come there see it if is honest or not,but i like they items and have put a order,nice website!!1
BIrd: “What your trying to do is undermine my intelligence as a pigeon.”
(Remember SNL…. what up with that?….)
“I guess I’m a pigeon racist.”
- Mike Tyson
With a single breath, Mike Tyson inflates a peep to life-size.
this is the first time mike tyson has baby-birded another living creature with it involving a prostitute and bottle of jose curevo
Am I about to become you next dead animal hat?
(I always get to the party late….)