SPRIIIIIIIING BREAAAAAAAAAAK! Seriously, where is everyone? Spring Break? Are you on Spring Break? How’s Spring Break? Please be careful! Senor Frogs may seem like paradise, but it can also be very dangerous. And I was just kidding about paradise. What a nightmare. This is not a micro-nap! Get out of Senor Frogs! Come home! But also, have fun. You’re only young once. I recognize I’m giving you a lot of mixed messages. “Mixed Drinks and Mixed Messages” is the Spring Break motto. Seriously, you guys, by the time Monsters’ Ball happens on Friday, I’m actually typing the thing out on my Zune on the way to the hospital for sleep cancer. So don’t even worry about me!

After the jump, the week’s Five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of this week’s Sandra Lee Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 werttrew | Mar 10th Score:65

Bonus gif:

Posted in: Lost S06E07: The “Banana Leaf”
#4 Burdette | Mar 8th Score:66

I think the target audience of the Oscars is the front row at the Oscars.

Posted in: The 2010 Academy Awards
#3 Mr. Hausfrau | Mar 11th Score:68

….not within assholes. You all saw the comma right? I mean, no one wants to see your shit, Eggs. lolamirite? *gross*

Posted in: I Fu*king Hate This Calvin Klein Commercial
#2 Tom Foolery | Mar 5th Score:71

The Brotherhood of the Stationary Pants.

Posted in: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies
#1 Notsewfast | Mar 5th Score:86

Slumdog Slumdog

Posted in: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies

Ed. note: And we’re back! Wasn’t last week weird? How were we supposed to know how who fared what in relation to everyone else in terms of the comments they wrote on the Internet? No. It was just too weird. This is better. Hi, guys! You win!

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 gumdrop | Mar 9th Score:-24
Heavy cream? Nnnggghh. I knew I should have topped it off with father’s semen.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Sandra Lee’s Cocktail Face

Ed. note: I don’t know why this is down-voted so much. It’s gross, but it’s just a call back to Sandra Lee’s even more disgusting Oscar nominees cocktail recipes, namely the Precioustini. Why can’t you guys just let gumdrop be great? Oh well. Better luck next time, gumdrop. YOU ARE IN THE DOGHOUSE.

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

#1 Mr. Hausfrau | Mar 9th Score:61
I like how one eye knew it was disgusting before the rest of the face.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Sandra Lee’s Cocktail Face

Ed. note: congratulations, Mr. Hausfrau! You earned it!

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

#1 huckabeast | Mar 12th
For Vampire Powers, you submitted: “I can turn into fog.”


Posted in: Twilight x Singles – Robert Pattinson + Iggy Pop = Suck

Ed. note: this comment is just so funny. That is the reason I picked it!

Comments (65)
  1. Any chance we can recognize last week’s Monster’s Ball folks? I think the vote are back up. At least the caption winner, maybe?

  2. Mr. Hausfrau cleaned up this week! How appropriate!

  3. Spring Break starts now for me.Woooo
    But I’m in grad school. So Spring Break now just means working on my many massive papers all due very soon. I’ll still be drunk though. I have to keep some part of SB alive.

  4. Wait, I just finished reading Monsters’ Ball so that means today is Friday… That can’t be right.

  5. Hey guys! Who here is going to one of the Conan O’Brien shows? I need this information for coordinating how many Lunchables to buy.

  6. Beach at Ft Lauderdale has mad weak wifi, yo. Sorry.

  7. Time to blow of some steam everybody!

  8. Yikes! I am TOTALLY flashing back to grade school…

    Well, I love you Monsters anyway! And congrats to Mr. Hausfrau!!

  9. So yeah helluva week and everything, I’d go so far to say that these last few weeks have been particulararalarily good and I’ve really settled into das neues look but I would like to take the open forum which is die Monsterkrugel to gripe. I can live with not being signed in automatically like what we used to be (sometimes) but WHY won’t it remember my password? Yours, WAH WAH etc.

    Maybe this has been addressed elsewhere butchyaknow?

  10. Even Batman is on Spring Break

  11. So, seriously, anyone got some tips about how to change your password. After the reboot my login password was reset to something like “^AN8nSOui3r2″ (which is coincidentally my pocket calculator’s maiden name). But I’m getting tired of looking that thing up in my email every time I want to logon to Videogum (30 times daily).

    I went through my “Profile” and did the whole “Change Password” thing several times, and it doesn’t ever actually change my password. Anyone got any advice for a guy that performs complicated math equations during work hours and then spends his break time trying to figure out how to login to pop culture blogs?

    thanks guys.

  12. first try at serious videogum commenting this week.

    it is intimidating with the amount of sheer lol’s generated by y’all.

  13. As if I don’t have enough to worry about, now I am very concerned about sleep cancer…

  14. I may not have made the ball this week (or ever), but I set a personal best in the SNL thread! Thank you to those 18 fellow monsters who made me *sniff* this week.

    • Don’t worry about it- it turns out I get the most upvotes when I tell people about my brother’s wacky adventures.


  15. Gabe went to Senor Frog’s and, at first, he was all like:

    But, then he was all like:

    Happy weekend and happy spring break 2010!

  16. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be at Senor Tadpole’s having a margarita made in my mouth. SPRING BREAK!

  17. I very rarely have something useful to add, or by the time I do someone else has already added it, but there’s at least one comment, every single day, that makes me decide to sign in for the sheer pleasure of upvoting it. Today it was markpopham’s brother John, but tomorrow it could have been anyone.

    I guess what I’m saying is, thanks to you Monsters, I’m going to come up with a new personal motto! (PS, my old personal motto was “people that comment on the internet are horrible people.”)

  18. test test test test test

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