SPRIIIIIIIING BREAAAAAAAAAAK! Seriously, where is everyone? Spring Break? Are you on Spring Break? How’s Spring Break? Please be careful! Senor Frogs may seem like paradise, but it can also be very dangerous. And I was just kidding about paradise. What a nightmare. This is not a micro-nap! Get out of Senor Frogs! Come home! But also, have fun. You’re only young once. I recognize I’m giving you a lot of mixed messages. “Mixed Drinks and Mixed Messages” is the Spring Break motto. Seriously, you guys, by the time Monsters’ Ball happens on Friday, I’m actually typing the thing out on my Zune on the way to the hospital for sleep cancer. So don’t even worry about me!
After the jump, the week’s Five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of this week’s Sandra Lee Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
Ed. note: And we’re back! Wasn’t last week weird? How were we supposed to know how who fared what in relation to everyone else in terms of the comments they wrote on the Internet? No. It was just too weird. This is better. Hi, guys! You win!
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
Ed. note: I don’t know why this is down-voted so much. It’s gross, but it’s just a call back to Sandra Lee’s even more disgusting Oscar nominees cocktail recipes, namely the Precioustini. Why can’t you guys just let gumdrop be great? Oh well. Better luck next time, gumdrop. YOU ARE IN THE DOGHOUSE.
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
Ed. note: congratulations, Mr. Hausfrau! You earned it!
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
Ed. note: this comment is just so funny. That is the reason I picked it!