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The Blue Collar Comedy Tour is celebrating it’s 10th Anniversary. Congrats, guys! I made you this card in celebration:
You know you’re a redneck when you won’t shut up and just go home already! WILL YOU NEVER GET HER DONE?! Get it? Get it, Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Blue Collar Comedy Tour never gets it.
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Congratulations, fly-over country!
Burn!
Coming from a state that is so out of the way (michigan! yeah! the great lakes!) that no one even drives through it let alone visits, I am offended.
Oh I’m totally fly-over as well, (you have to fly over Colorado right?). I think at this point, fly-over country is more of a state of mind. There are pockets of reasonable people everywhere, but a high concentration of mouth-breathers between the coasts. So places like Oklahoma are not devoid of critically-thinking people, but if you threw a rock into a crowd, you’re going to be more likely than not to hit a blue-collar comedy fan.
I’m a Texan and I have a picture of Chris Rock in my wallet! He’s a 2 for 1.
I’m happy that I can look at your cute baby face and not the sad baby face above.
ps. totally not offended in the least.
Fun fact: If you had a baby on the day the Blue Collar Comedy Tour “came together”, that baby would now be smarter and funnier than anyone currently on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
I so wish that was in some way true.
http://videogum.com/154021/kids-are-unperturbed-by-gay-marriage-the-darndest-things/cute-as-balls/
I rest markpopham’s case.
That’s funny, and I care who you are.
These guys can’t even count to 10. They would have never even known, Gabe.
Gabe, did you grow up to be that kitten?
7.5 seasons more than Arrested Development! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
The South will rise again …. later, just not now or any time soon. Thanks for asking, friend.
Mazel tov! That’s jew for “congrats.”
And that’s when you say mazel tov, it means good luck. “Can’t we just say yipee? Or better yet, hallelujah?”
You guys laugh, but I have family members who actually enjoy this. All I feel is pain.
I feel your pain. Even before the tour was a eye booger in Jeff Foxworthys eye, I had to listen to his standup routine when I carpooled to school in my friends parents car. MLIBCCT.
i was taken to see jeff foxworthy perform live as a child.
my dad also owns wild hogs on dvd.
10 years? Dang! Put the puppy in the bucket!
At least they don’t use puppets.
If redneck comedy was prison, Blue Collar Comedy Tour would still be Hee Haw’s b*tch!
That sign actually made me laugh out loud. This is the only site that makes me laugh, and it makes me laugh all the time! I blame you, Gabe.
You want a sign? Here’s your sign.
Ah Blue Collar Comedy, it seems like just yesterday that you mocked your first gay person. Where did the time go?
Y’all should stop pickin’ on that there Blue Collar Com’dy. Them’s good folks what laugh at them redneck jokes.
i have a feeling gabe and my dad would go at it at family dinner on sunday.
gabe: ron white is the mental equivalent of something ridiculously dumb
my dad: that dude is funny.
gabe: wild hogs was the worst.
my dad: i honestly appreciate tim allen’s humor.
Ten years? That’s gonna leave a mark. Keep going rogue, you guys.
Ugh. I wish I could hone my anger at this into a funny, cutting comment-scythe, but I cannot. The world of dumb wins again.
(I also wish I didn’t start so many comments with the word “Ugh,” but, you know, America.)