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“Oh, Sandy just loves her new Mad Men Barbie dolls. I’ve never seen the show myself, but sometimes when I’m taking my afternoon lie-down in the living room, I can hear her playing with them through the cool damp towel I drape over my eyes, and some of the things she has them doing are just so creative. She has quite an imagination. Why just the other day, she had one of them, the red-headed one, I think, Jane? She had Jane telling the white haired one, Richard, that if he didn’t want to marry her, she was going to hit him in the head with a lamp. And then her Baby Wee Wee got tipsy and rode a lawn mower over everyone’s feet and that’s why Dan Dropo had to leave his wife, Betsy, because the blood reminded him of how he stole a man’s game in the war? I don’t know where she gets this stuff, but we try to encourage her.”
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They already have a Barbie Doll of Christina Hendricks. Its called a Barbie Doll
Please note, this is a joke regarding the gigantic breasts of Christina Hendricks. Never say that Videogum doesn’t have the wittiest, smartest commenters in all of InternetLand.
As the Roger doll will attest, pretty much all of Christina Hendricks is Barbie-proportioned.
And all the upvotes are all for you
She looks a bit like Jane Jetson in this rendering.
This guy can sign in, but I can’t seem to do it at work anymore. : (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( Now I may have to actually work!
Fine. Delete the spam I reply to, but not me. See if I care! (I don’t because I was able to sign in at work today! High fives all around!)
Yeah, well Bert Cooper has his own doll apparently
Bert Cooper action figure can nap, drink, and purchase Rothkos! Accessories include removable shoes and furrowing eyebrows.
I totally bought this as a gift for my therapist.
I know there is a Joan Barbie measurement joke in here somewhere, but I really don’t feel like looking for it.
Ha Ha – it looks like it is pretty easy to find.
Oh good. I had just completed my Twilight set and I need something else to round out the rest of the boudoir’s decor.
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Why? Cuz they get fixed eventually and you’re left looking kinda silly! Everyone’s gonna be all like “What’s belt onion talking about? It’s spelled fine! What a silly commenter!”
So for the sake of your pride, point out errors with the tips email!
Relax, belt onion.
I thought it was intentional since it was preceded by “gin soaked”. You should’ve played it off as a pun.
Kudos for fitting the word “purpotedly” into a sentence where it had no need to be.
Anti-kudos for signing up for the sole purpose of critiquing Gabe’s spelling.
No Duh Monthly: I am not a professional site, so I am allowed to mis-spell “purportedly”
Way to go, dcikhead.
Barbie can say they’re all about female empowerment, but until I see a Peggy doll, I ain’t buying it.
I can’t wait for the Peggy doll to tell the Roger doll to get his own damn coffee.
You mean Skipper?
Maybe they just couldn’t decide whether to make a pre- or post-makeover Peggy doll.
Don’t forget Denial of Pregnancy Peggy! She comes with Pete Campbell’s secret love child! Postpartum nervous breakdown sold separately.
I prefer my Breaking Bad Ken,he comes with his own little meth lab
Tortoise with a snitch’s head on it sold separately!
Is Don Draper wearing makeup? Is Betty trashed (yes)? She’s not even invited to the office unless it’s time for a family photo shoot that nobody wants.
I was about to say how odd it was that Don Draper winds up so effeminate-looking. Which is sort of like a Yao Ming doll turning out short or a Glenn Beck doll turning out calm and rational.
I shall be recreating my favourite scenes from the series by adding a Lois barbie and getting some of these toys:
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Ok the videogum comments system is letting me down and not posting hilarious pictures. HILARIOUS, I TELL YOU!!!
In the new commenting system, all you have to do is post the image URL, no extra coding. It’s simultaneously easier, and less intuitive for people who kind of do actually know what they’re doing.
I think I speak for everyone when I tell people who actually know what they’re doing to eat a dick.
as someone who had their barbie dolls forcibly removed from their lives at age 13 (“stop being weird and make some friends. this is for your own good.”), i want these. i like how they used the vintage barbie faces instead of the modern ones. also they don’t come with gin or cigarettes, but if the dolls are wearing rings, then there’s a hole you can shove a cigarette in (i used to do this. my dolls also had garbage cans full of detailed trash? like used tissues? it is becoming obvious why my parents took the dolls away. thanks mom!)
I had to buy my own Barbie. (I bought a Kira with rollerblades!) But then I made her and my sister’s Barbie’s rooms out of cardboard boxes that could stack to make houses! And my grandma gave me Carpet and Wallpaper samples so i could decorate them! Because don’t stifle my creativity! But then my sister got a sister and they decided they wanted to play Barbies with each other…which was just as well, for I was growing up: I started collecting comic books, buying more action figures and used the Barbie accessories to decorate THEIR apartments. because that’s how little gay boys should do.
that is the style of house i had! cutting carpet samples hurt my child sized hands. i hung a framed picture of myself in every room and there was a cardboard attic with stacked furniture and cotton cobwebs. i think it is my destiny to spend middle age drinking scotch in my basement and working on my model trains.
Beautiful detail! Mine kept their junk in the garage and complained about having to park the car in the driveway because REAL LIFE. I love that they honored you like some sort of Grand Matriarch…because that’s sweeter to think about than you being some omnipresent Big Brother watching their every move…because Barbie’s have feelings?
I remember using box cutters to cut the carpet. How did I get those? That was not safe! I probably took it from my dad’s toolbox without asking.
This is some beautiful sharing. I am upvoting you both so hard right now. I’m touched.
Mr. Hausfrau and super!, I would like to cordially invite you to my house for a lot of cocktails and tearful reminiscing about the precious and hilarious things children do. Or we can meet in my mom’s attic and have a Barbie party!!! I love you both so much for this conversation!
IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE TO USE THIS GIF?
No, I still hate hate hate it
I considered it, but thought it was too dangerous. Kudos on taking that risk, trailblazer, it clearly paid off.
I hope they make a Pete Campbell doll so I can practice voodoo with it.
Wait until those assholes at the bowling alley see me with Christina Hendricks.
Stay out of my dream house you hussy!
Shame on Mattel for making it impossible to move the Joan doll’s arm from her waist! Everyone knows the doll needs two movable arms in order for it to throw a vase at the Greg doll’s face!
in yet another stunning admission of how truly abominable my taste is, i confess i regularly watch the abc family series “greek.” greg the rapist is currently on it as a love interest of one of the characters. he’s not playing a rapist though (yet). i cant let it go. every time he’s around i just get creeped out. he’s ruined as an actor for me.
These dolls had better watch it before they end up in the bushes outside Sally’s window….