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Hopefully the copy of Old Dogs Blu Ray DVD that you pre-ordered months ago arrived today, so that your viewing party tonight that you are definitely having can go on without a hitch. If for some reason it got held up in the mail, I would recommend just going to a store and picking up an extra copy, and then when the pre-ordered copy arrives, you can give that copy to the person you love most in the whole world*. Since most of you are probably going INSANE with excitement and anticipation for the viewing party that you’re definitely for sure going to be hosting tonight, I’ve decided to make a shopping list for you. I’m sure you’ve been working and re-working your shopping list for weeks, but in the even that you forgot to bring it with you to work, or if your sweaty hands accidentally turned the list to pulp and made it unreadable, I’ve got you covered. I would hate for you to forget something important in the rush to get home and start watching Old Dogs on Blu Ray DVD with all of your friends and family.
Here is what you will need!
- (1) Blu Ray DVD player — some of you may already own a Blu Ray DVD player, but for many of us, we are buying one special for this movie because it is definitely going to be great on Blu Ray
- (1) gun
- (2) bullets per guest – just in case, guaranteed kill
- (4) bags of Tostitos Scoops™ — it’s better to have too many Tostitos Scoops ™ than not enough Tostitos Scoops ™
HAVE FUUUNNNNNNN. SEE YOU IN HEAVENNNNNN!
*In your will.
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I like how John Travolta’s expression to Seth Green being craddled by a gorilla is “ah well“. But Robin Williams is “THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS“.
ahem…Blu Ray™ DVD player***
With the Blue Ray you get to see the sweat particles and skin textures of the actors
And hair threading?
ENHANCE!
That’s creepy. It looks like a foreign growth.
you just cost me $6,000
Well, it’s been a good life. Hope they have LOST in Heaven.
I still can’t believe this is a movie as opposed to, I don’t know, some sort of extended waking nightmare all three principal actors found themselves in.
Seriously- you know how you have these nightmares sometimes where you’ve done something awful? Like killing someone or hugging a naked lady in front of your dad (ACTUAL REAL LIFE NIGHTMARES I HAVE HAD)? And you wake up and it takes you 15 minutes before you’re like, Oh, wait, wait- that was just a DREAM I had.
Imagine Seth Green is on set, on this movie, doing these horrible things- and all of a sudden, he wakes up! He’s at home, in his big bed, wrapped up in his comfy blanket! It was a dream all along!
Then, he hears a terrible sound. A scrabbling sound. And before he even opens his eyes, he knows what he will see. John Travolta and Robin Williams, their limbs hideously elongated, stand on either side of his bed. And as Robin bears his terrible sharp teeth and bends over to feed, John leans in close and whispers, “They ALL float down here, Seth.”
Go ahead and kill yourselves, OLD PEOPLEZ, I’ll wait until the Twilight: New Moon Blu-Ray drops on March 20th, thankyouverymuch!
Travolta…Williams…gorilla!
It’s been midlifecrisisgum around here lately.
I’m getting mine in 3d!
I was going to point out that the above footage is from Wild Hogs, but I’m sure the same scene is in Old Dogs somewhere too.
My logic was that botox-travolta was interchangeable regardless of which horrible comedy he’s in.
…but I like it!
You mean that’s TODAY?? And my cellphone calendar alarm thingy DIDN’T REMIND ME? I set that months ago!
P.S- Apparently I can’t remember my goddamn password, so I can only comment through logging in Facebook style.
I just had my birthday and got 2 copies of Free Willy and NO IOU coupons for Old Dogs. Time to make a new batch of friends.
And then shoot them… Twice.
Hoooooorrrraa…unh..unh.unh…waahhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa… did he really just turn into DeNiro in Frankenstein?
This is how I feel most of the time.
Question: I have a Blu Ray player, a gun, and plenty of Tostitos Scoops™. My problem is that I watched Space Cowboys last week and used up all my bullets. Is there a way I can make do with my current inventory and still watch Old Dogs tonight?
Thanks.
Only if you’re comfortable pistol-whipping all your guests to death instead of shooting them.
I am sure I will have less of an idea of what is going on in Old Dogs than on Lost (no I won’t).
The IMDB comments on this movie are priceless. My favorites:
“It’s like two hours of being raped in the face by fart jokes.” (is that you, Gabe?)
“More and more people will pay good money to see Seth Green get cuddled by a gorilla or watch Williams and Travolta go through the same list of gay panic jokes (with a little racism thrown in for extra flavor) that was excreted on screen for “Wild Hogs.” Keep polishing that turd, folks; it won’t change what it is.”
get with the 21st century people, i already torrented this horror-show and am commenting to you from beyond the grave. spooky.
Wait, if it just came out today how did you review it for WMOAT already?! Damn it, nevermind. As I mentioned yesterday, I don’t understand the difference between this film and Wild Hogs.
In Wild Hogs, they ride motorcycles. In Old Dogs, they ride gorillas.
i also thought this was “wild hogs” at first and then i wondered why gabe didn’t mention the obviously hilarious fun for the whole family seth green/gorilla love scene in his review.
This blue thing
a. isn’t blue
b. won’t fit in my vcr
-typical person who purchased this
This reminds me of the time I was coming home on the train and saw three tattooed, muscled queens unwrapping and passing around a BluRay copy of “The Proposal.” (And in case you were wondering, when I asked if I could come over and watch it with them, they politely declined to let me.)
Coming up on the five dollar dvd rack near the Target cashiers. It’s right next to Troy and Hitch.
Dear Videogum,
I don’t know what to do. I’m finding myself really attracted to this new guy at school. But my boyfriend gets really mad and super jealous when I even LOOK at other guys. Last time we were at the mall, I glanced at a dvd of World’s Greatest Dad and my boyfriend made me eat a stick of butter. Then he poured coffee on my laptop, and it burst into flame. If I tell him that I’m having second thoughts about our relationship, and that I’m considering getting a NEW boyfriend, I’m afraid he’ll do something crazy. Like run over me with his motorcycle. I’m so lost and confused; I don’t know where to turn. Every time I go into a Best Buy or see a terrible gorilla costume, I feel like I can’t control myself! Please help me, videogum!
Love, garbage_face
P.S.
Oh you silly pictures! MLIOD
It saddens me that somewhere, someone will purchase this DVD based on the logic “With a cover this zany, the rest of the movie must be a true knee-slapper!” This train of thought will be arrived at with the utmost seriousness. Also, this person’s favorite band is Smashmouth.
What you will not need:
Your dignity, your eyes, your ears.
Any brain cells. At all.
Is there any reason this has a “Wild Hogs” tag? Aside from the fact that they are equally amazing works of art?
Both directed by Walter Becker!
Of Steely Dan?
One can only hope there is a third movie in this vein that keeps alive the “Adjective + Words that end in ‘ogs’” trend: Maybe, Silly Pogs or Sad Frogs or Stinky Nogs.
Alf Pogs. Remember Alf? Well, he’s back! In pog form!
