This one is so miserable that I’m not even giving it a full post. And yet, I think you might find that once you start, you cannot stop. You will be trapped in a The Pleasure Locker.

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  1. Mr. Doubtfire

  2. More Ordinary Than Non-Fiction

  3. Stop Playing It, Sam

  4. Proceeding Along our Scheduled Flight Path With no Irregularities in Space

  5. Natural Body of Water Cats

  6. Worst New Party Game.

  7. The Small Green

  8. Casanegra

  9. Don’t Be a Law Abiding Citizen in North Central While Vomiting Your Beer in the Wealthy Suburbs

  10. Conformist With A Good Reason

  11. Despair Sinks

  12. Leaving Private Ryan to Fend For Himself

  13. The 20/20 Vision Side

  14. Lonnie Lighto

  15. Living Poets Club

  16. manbat

  17. The Shawshank Condemnation

  18. Inglourious Hamsters

  19. Ground Bud: Silver Quarterback

  20. Plane-striping
    A Death More Abnormal

  21. The Small Lebowski

  22. Star Peacetime

  23. Another Teen Movie

  24. The Apathy of the AntiChrist

  25. That Thing You Don’t

  26. I know all that I need to know about Bob.

  27. Dusk: An Old Sun

  28. Courage and Love in Vatican City

  29. Dead Poets Anarchist Wasteland

  30. Story of normal length

  31. Escort Me To Heaven

  32. Having Enjoyed His Stay, Dunston Telephones The Front Desk To Check Out

  33. A Sweet Dream on Shrub Avenue

  34. Perfectly Acceptable Place for Pensioners

  35. Guffman Always Gets There Before Me

  36. Hedwig and the Contented Kilometer

  37. Robin Hood: Women in Ill Fitting Trousers

  38. Don’t Do The Wrong Thing

  39. Michael Jackson’s This Isn’t It

  40. Total Forgetfulness

  41. Fishdemic: Calm and Joy

  42. For the Love of God, Do Not Let Him Ever Get to the Greek

  43. chanukah staycation

  44. Uncrank: He was alive but he got deader.

  45. Small Father’s Office 3

  46. O Sister, I Know Where You Are

  47. There Will Be No Bodily Fluid Involved At All.

  48. Wedding Invitees

  49. Glorious Children with Fathurs (re: Inglorious Basterds)

  50. Casanegra

    • OK, looks like I deserve that down-vote, but I swear I apple-F’ed “Casa”!

      Hmm, on second thought, “apple-F’ed” sounds gross.

  51. The Muppets take Nebraska.

  52. The Slow and the Calm
    2 Slow, 2 Calm
    The Slow and the Calm: Kyoto Traction
    Slow and Calm

  53. Lord of the Uneven Bars

  54. Indiana Jones and friends find a box they lost
    Indiana Jones and the Hotel of Happiness
    Indiana Jones in a never ending series of adventures
    Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the plastic funny bone

  55. Down In The Sea
    (I am totally not going through my whole DVD collection looking for good examples. Totally not doing that.)

  56. A Frivolous Man

  57. Rome, Close City

  58. I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer

  59. Dracula: Dead and Not Really Feeling It

  60. The Sexually Experienced Spring (–>The Virgin Spring, I guess if I have to explain it, it isn’t very good.)

  61. Worthless: Debased off the mp3 “Pull” by The Rock

  62. Singles Retreat

  63. Courage and Delight in Las Vegas

  64. White Pigeon Up

  65. Elderly Normal Unskilled Turtles

  66. Blood Complicated

  67. Law Abiding Air

  68. Step Down 2: The Cul-De-Sacs

  69. A Child from a Stable Nuclear Family (Esther Is Very Well-Adjusted!)

  70. Possible Hobby (Mission Impossible)

  71. The Sweet Dream After Easter

  72. Pee Wee’s Small Errand

  73. Worthless: Based on the novel Pull by Sapphire

  74. Partial Cloth Jacket

  75. do be a menace to north central while vomiting your juice in the suburbs

  76. I’m not so fond of Huckabees

  77. Shutter Landlocked

  78. Lady, I See Your Car

  79. 2012 B.C.

  80. Losing AlwaysAir

  81. An Englishwoman who Went up a Mountain and Came down a Hill

  82. Adult Daddy

  83. the short hello

  84. Negative Seven Samurai.

    [/seppuku]

  85. Black men can jump

  86. Open Air Gump

  87. Pulpfree Nonfiction

  88. Not Knowing

  89. The Worst little Church Camp in Rhode Island

  90. Warm Walkings

  91. Hope Sinks

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