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Date: February 28, 2010
Time: 8:38 AM
Location: Sydney, Australia
Source: Channel 9 (thanks for the tip, Rand McTally)
Description: In on air morning news segment, two Australian anchors demonstrate motion-based curling game for Nintendo Wii. Both presenters inadvertently simulate certain facets of sexual act, while simultaneously exclaiming verbal TWSS. Due to graphic nature of physical movements and the almost too-perfect verbal TWSS, this moment practically feels like it isn’t a TWSS at all, but is in fact the source material from where TWSS is generally drawn (actual sex). In reality, verbal TWSS is definitely a TWSS, and physical movement of hands to simulate the manipulation of a penis is a rare form of physical TWSS, or TWSD, if you will. End result is a complex and highly sophisticated form of advanced TWSS. To cement the event’s status as TWSS, female anchor expresses understanding of possible interpretations of footage, but continues anyway, providing the momentary but ultimately ignored self-awareness of your classic TWSS. FILE UNDER: Physical TWSS, Complex TWSS, Classic TWSS, LOLk.
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“Here it Comes, Here it Comes!”
Whahappen?
Maybe they’d be better at Wii Curling if they wore the right gear.
I want to marry Norway.
That right there belongs in the annals of the TWSS Hall of Fame.
You spelled anals wrong.
That was my joke yo!
those anchors are PROFESSIONALS. great work.
If we’re being truthful with ourselves Gabe, is it possible to make curling NOT sexy?
That wouldn’t fly on American tv.
Glorious.
I believe that’s called “putting his shrimp on her barbie.”
I like how he is all “what? what?….what did I do?”
Proving once again the Nintendo Wii was invented by chronic mastubators.
T.W.S.S. is a mouthful
That’s what she said! ba bam
sorry, reliving my thursday night glory.
You were on on Tuesday! I was surprised how long that went on for, though, I mean usually people get tired after 10-15 minutes of it but you just kept going!
I can’t claim all the credit. It was a group (international as well, yeah Canada and US!) effort.
This gets all the golds in the Laff-A-Lympics!
(Wally Gator knows!)
“WoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo” – Philip J. Fry
Playing Olympic games on a Wii…. this gives me an idea.
Let’s invert it, and have Wii be an Olympic sport! Now even Grandma can win a medal!
Oh the Australians, what shall we do about them?
Ok, ok, remember that RESET button thing? Make good on that.
Videogum has become so dense that I can’t even decipher it. What the hell is TWSS? I never “got” it because I must have missed the FIRST time it was posted way back whenever. I’ve got no frame of reference for this joke at all. I feel like I don’t get half the jokes on videogum anymore, and I’ve been reading the site since it opened. I can only imagine how someone else who just started reading would feel.
I’m about to just give up.
Are you serial? TWSS is such a common thing. I hopped on in mid ’09 and got it immediately.
Now NSFW? That’s another story (coincidentally, that story is NSFW)
No Shame from Worry?
Why the face?
That Why She’s Sorry?
Accronyms is Dumb stuff.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=twss
lrn2life
It can be hard to follow, for sure. This might help you: http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/265368711/videogum-inside-jokes-memes-etc (twss is listed near the bottom)
I wish I could upvote you forever for that. I’ve been frequenting Videogum since early last year, so I’ve caught on to most of the inside jokes, but that list is amazing.
“I hopped on in mid ‘09 and got it immediately.”
“It can be hard to follow, for sure.”
I can’t believe everyone is ignoring the best part: at the end when the guy looks at the cameraman/producer/whatever and says, “Did that look funny?”