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I hate this so much.
Congratulations to Bob Dylan on the very cool shout out. He’s so famous he probably has one of these right in his own home. Lucky! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go call my landlord to inquire about roof access so that I can jump off it. (And thanks A LOT for the tip, Candice.)
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I feel like she’s going to throw up multiple times during this video…
I feel like I was going to throw up multiple times during this video…
Additionally, the “hot” Kesha (refuse) kind of looks like throw up…
Also, I’d like to pre-apologize on my behalf, because I’m probably going to flood this post with sarcastic remarks.
do you still want lowest comment? because just say when and I will DV away.
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Which post do you want downvoted? I’m here to help, Skinny Tie.
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yah! Skinny Tie! Look how many people like you!
this was 3 minutes and 29 seconds too long.
I have a feeling we’ll soon be calling the Oscars the Ke$ha’s because that my friends, was ACTING at it’s finest! Daniel Day Lewis is gonna be like “I clearly need to brush my teeth with Jack for my next role!”
What I love about this is that now we can add another thing to the list of things that Kesha [she doesn't deserve the dollar sign] is not good at: singing, making music, dental hygiene, acting.
I dont know about you guys, but I’m concerned about her whiskey consumption, also her mother’s
Dear Ke$ha(s):
Perfect.
This is a possitive feedback loop of
were you named after the president?
a president’s underwear
real name fake name mash-up.
Always Be Concealing your identity on facebook
Also, positive feedback loop of colon closed parenthesis, not
. A rare miss Videogum 2.0.
I patiently await the film adaptation: Ke$ha/Kes$a to see what didn’t make the final cut, and the drama that unfolded outside of the delicately manicured public release.
Let’s just pretend that says Ke$ha/Ke$ha.
Ke$ha: Based on the novel Face/Off by Nicolas Cage
Who is Ke$ha and why do I have to use the top row of keys to spell her “name”?
It could be worse… she could be Ke$ha F9
Katie, I love your avatar.
This is like Between Two Ferns, if the ferns both died and the humor went with it
Why does she always look like a slutty Pocahontas? I wish that dreamcatcher on her chest would catch all the nightmares she emanates.
Now that, my friend, is chari$ma.
“…always gets me in the mood to break stuff.”
I’d bet dollars to donuts that this person (she’s a real person, right? Not just a digital avatar created by a dying music industry to shove down the throats of board suburban girls who like to yell at their parents and text a lot?) has never broke (broken? breaked?) a thing in her life, with the possible exception of an heirloom vase in the living room of her accountant father and assistant principal mother while she was practicing concert fiddle two weeks before a record company executive called and asked if she had any headbands and sunglasses lying around because their focus groups just found out tweens thought the fiddle was “so over” and they wanted to reposition her as a “bad girl who doesn’t give a fuck.”
Apparently her first genre was country, so this isn’t that far off.
Weird fact: Kesha and Lady GaGa are the same age.
Another weird fact: I am also that age but I am a responsible adult who realizes that whiskey does not effectively fight cavities and that bubbles are not a substitute for pants.
And the circle is complete.
Yay!
Well… Now I can’t listen to: Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Bob Dylan or The Beastie Boys anymore.
Text BATH to 58008 to donate $5 to the washing of all that shit off Ke$ha’s face.
I don’t mean to be Ms. Downvoted, but has anyone else noticed that everything hated/loved on here lately has been totally predictable and (dare I say?) boring. Ke$ha sucks, Zach Galifianakis rules! NBC sucks, Roger Ebert rules! I mean, I absolutely agree with those… but doesn’t everyone? I feel like the last time I read a really interesting P.O.V was after the series premiere of Jersey Shore. I love you Gabe, but I want more risks! Is that crazy?
Nah, you’re not crazy.
We are still floating in the shallow end of the new layout pool. I’m giving the site a chance to get used to the new layout floaties before plunging into the deep ends of the internet.
For some reason I’m wishing Da Cake Eatur was here to comment on this video. It just seems like he and Ke$ha are two nuts from the same shell.
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haha lol i dont think dat ther r relly two of her but dats pritty kool lol
lol my picshur dint show dats weird but oh well haha i ant relly a monky
I thot you wer a skwerel lol lol
iz u relly garey colman?
okay, so happy that after last night I get why this is funny. Therefore I upvote you.
The first time I read this comment I thought it said,”two nuts from the same HELL,” which still made total sense to me.
You right.
GOD SHE IS JUST AWFUL.
Btw, my blog commenter life is now complete now that I’ve gotten a shout out on Videogum.
Also, while having two Arnold’s in Sixth Day is awesome, having two Kesha’s is the WORST.
2 Ke$ha’s = twice as much vomit in my mouth.
I found this interview very interesting, because I thought I discerned more of a Highway 61 influence. I guess everyone hears something different.
I wish she could have been more influenced by John Cage. (4’33″ reference, you guys.)
Awesome.
Perfection.
“You’re The Worst!”
“No, you’re The Worst!”
an a$$hole! $he $et$ ‘em up, I knock ‘em down. textually.
l nominate Kendra as Actress of the Year, though my voice is but one drop in an ocean of Kendra adoration. Am I right?
She could fill the next Vanity Fair “Young Hollywood” Cover by her$elf.
Ke$ha makes me wish I were adopted, and that my real parents were aliens, and that they would come down in their spaceship and reveal themselves, and give me a big hug with their tentacle arms and lovingly reassure me that I am not actually the same species as Ke$ha.
That is the exact plot to an episode of “Are you Afraid of the Dark?”
Why did you record this and make a videogum player brand videogum video and then post it oh great Gabe-areeno? Why all the Ke$ha (by the way, supes surprised at the fact it IS Kesh-uh, I was saying that as a joke on someone named Keisha cuz I have never heard her shitty music nor any of her shit music irl til I saw the vids on this awesome [not shit] site, and I think this girl is annoying and unworthy and super ugh which you all do so I’m preaching to the choir here stop) posts, Gabe? Are you being forced to do this by someone at Buzz Media?
Excuse me, Never heard of her shitty self nor her shitty music.
I hate this so much too.
I think my favorite part about her “party jams” selection is that the irony of “Fight for Your Right (To Party)” is lost on her. It’s a joke, people! The Beasties were using it to make fun of that type of music.
Also, Ke$ha’s album puts me in the mood to break stuff. Like whoever’s cd player has “Animal” in it.
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…Alright I’m done.
I can’t even up or downvote those first two comments!
I know she thinks her twitter name is sarcastic but it’s so true it’s almost sad. Oh, Keshkesh (my term of endearment for her) I will wait for you to show up on Celebrity Rehab 10 in which you are one of the, er, “celebrities.”
I l0000000000000000\/E Ke$ha’s style doe, its so oridgenal
…Woops.
Uh oh
Yikes
Oy vey.
One more.
So all blonde women basically look the same to you is what you’re saying.
ILLUMINATISTS
I think a picture of Bowie should have been included here too, since that’s basically what Lady Gaga is doing.
Or maybe Courtney Love?
No because Court wants to save her.
Omg this picture, seriously.
Make that go away! Burned into EYES.
All the brimstone in the world can’t destroy this demon!
Holy hell, she looks like Emperor Palpatine!
Yet another nightmare brought to you by That One.
Bringing your nightmares to life all day.
♥
I like your black heart.
many do…but it is so small …and I don’t share well.
I mean ♥ will get you your own little black heart.
Unless you’d prefer
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because I think you can copy them straight from someone else too ♥
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Guys, she’s pushing the boundaries of the number of question marks you can put in one declarative statement! I thought three was the absolute upper limit!. It? turns out ? I ? was wrong?
She almost got the role of Precious in 5th grade:
No sure where my picture went. Comment was a lot better with the pic. Let me try again.
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I’m cut off. New videogum site fail. Sorry to spam up the page. Delete me please.
I still hate Ke$ha though.
For images, no need to use the [IMG] tags, or any tags, for that matter. Just post the image’s url and magic videogum gnomes will make it an image for you.
It took me making the same mistake over and over again to figure this out. There is still a 50/50 chance I’ll forget and mess it up again
Her drama teacher just wanted an excuse to throw a TV at her.
Uh, you can’t just come out and say you like the Beastie Boys “because they’re white.”
I think she’s suggesting they were “groundbreaking” because they’re white. Black people are obviously naturals at being obnoxious assholes; the Beasties really took a risk there, putting their God-given whiteness on the line like that.
Wow, this video made me angrier than most videos do!
Wow really? This didnt get downvoted to all hell?
“Minus me, you bastards?!”
- DS3M’s tombstone
She’s saying that she likes them because they have whiteness in common. It’s a totally reasonable statement if you are someone who has no understanding of reason.
So it’s more like “They made me believe that I too could take a shit on the musical legacy of such great African-American artists as Lil’ Mama”? I think you might be right.
It’s just too bad that so few white people have had cultural success in America and her choices for inspiration are so limited.
I just kept laughing at this. This is like when you and your besties get together and start some funny banter and then you get to the awkward point where nobody knows how to keep going so you just laugh and look around. That was this whole interview, i was looking around laughing, hoping my roommate wasn’t coming back soon.
Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Ke$ha.
Ke$ha: Three minutes. This is it – ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: …i… ann… iinn… ff… nnyin…
Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Ke$ha removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator: I can’t think of anything.
Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Ke$ha’s whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.
I guess I should be proud of the fact that I’ve had so little exposure to Ke$ha that I’ve been mispronouncing her name all this time. Mispronouncing only in my head of course, as I would never talk about her out loud to another human hopefully.
By the way, I was pronouncing it “KEYdollarsign, huh?”
“I hate this so much.” – Gabe
“I’m going to watch this” – Everyone
Science.
Ke$ha is just a character performed by the Olsen Twins to sell more scarves.
Why Gabe?
WHY are you doing this to us?
yeah u can really hear the johnny cash influence in that ear vomit “blah blah blah”. and y did J.C. become the poster boy for adolescents to connect themselves with a worthwhile form of music. wheres the love for patty loveless and george jones? not to mention my namesake. well i guess i just did mention him, but the is no bad merle haggard mention.
i only made it through ten seconds of the clip before i downed a bottle of sleeping pills. I barely had enough time to scrawl this message on a post-it and address it to my roommate, telling him to put it on videoguvjndsvm………………..
Ke$ha could only be interviewed by Ke$ha because she smells pretty much exactly how she looks (like fried garbage).
Groooooossssssss
What’s going on with her lips while she talks? This is the first time I see her moving, so I don’t want to be rude… is that a medical condition? Or just part of her druken character?
This is a singularity of terrible, an event horizon of awful. I am beyond the breaking point. The name “Kesha” sounds so awful when you say it. Like a sack of potatoes hitting the floor. It’s a dull thud of a name. Adding the $ sign just drives home the fact that she’s a synthetic product of the hollywood money machine. It’s like they aren’t even pretending anymore. She’s the Sarah Palin of the music industry. 5 years from now all that will be remembered is how she wasted everyone’s time by being so utterly mainstream and terrible that we just HAD to gawk at it.
I am drunk and have had a long day
the beastie boys were white?
Wait, did something happen to the Beastie Boys?
Dance commander eh? Really? Fuck.
Also. My mom once met Slash. So. Yeah.
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Welcome to tired grumpy me at 2:45 am. Happy Thursday morning everyone.
LET’S ALL PARTY AM I RIGHT? WOOOHOOOOO!
Rolling Stone: making all your Ke$ha sandwich nightmares come true since 1967.
Oh I get it now, Ke$ha interviews Ke$ha BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. HA! Rolling Stone, you’re HIGHlarious.
Somewhere, David Byrne just fell off his bicycle.
(/not rolling over in his grave, because he’s alive…. and he rides bicycles, so, yeah. Whatever. David Byrne doesn’t give a shit about Ke$ha)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg
“Why a big slut? I mean suit!”
It is hilarious that “not hot” ke$ha is taking the interview so seriously. As if she’s actually being interviewed by somebody and these are serious questions that she needs to answer seriously.
The only person who can tolerate to be in the same room as Ke$ha is Ke$ha.
My friend became a fan of this on Facebook this morning, it was on my news feed. http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Vice&init=quick#!/pages/dont-you-hate-it-when-Keha-holds-your-party-up-because-she-hasnt-walked-in/253812701745?ref=nf
“Dont you hate it when Ke$ha holds your party up because she hasn’t walked in” Facebook Group. It has 278,316 fans.
Maybe I’m really old, but who the fuck is Kesha? And why is her named pronounced incorrectly?
From the looks of it, no one likes Kesha’s music, and as a person she seems about as smart and talented as wet diaper. Her and Lady Gaga look stupid, when did making music include puting star makeup on your face and dressing like edward scissor hands. She rhymes Mick Jagger with swagger.. enough said.
You don’t even know. She copped my bandage and shades for Blah Blah Blah video. Thought the bit about lasers would be funny, because I made a joke about it. Even stole my standing in the car bit from The Hangover for the Tik Tok vid. She even used my beard at the end of her song “Your Love is my Drug.” She is totally in love with me. I mean, who really wants to be loved? Especially by people who should just be paying fans and leave it at that. Talk about being pretentious. Ain’t gonna email her. She is not cool like you guys.