I hate this so much.

Congratulations to Bob Dylan on the very cool shout out. He’s so famous he probably has one of these right in his own home. Lucky! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go call my landlord to inquire about roof access so that I can jump off it. (And thanks A LOT for the tip, Candice.)

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  1. I feel like she’s going to throw up multiple times during this video…

  2. Also, I’d like to pre-apologize on my behalf, because I’m probably going to flood this post with sarcastic remarks.

  3. this was 3 minutes and 29 seconds too long.

  4. I have a feeling we’ll soon be calling the Oscars the Ke$ha’s because that my friends, was ACTING at it’s finest! Daniel Day Lewis is gonna be like “I clearly need to brush my teeth with Jack for my next role!”

  5. Dear Ke$ha(s):

  6. This is a possitive feedback loop of :(

  7. I patiently await the film adaptation: Ke$ha/Kes$a to see what didn’t make the final cut, and the drama that unfolded outside of the delicately manicured public release.

  8. Who is Ke$ha and why do I have to use the top row of keys to spell her “name”?

  9. This is like Between Two Ferns, if the ferns both died and the humor went with it

  10. Why does she always look like a slutty Pocahontas? I wish that dreamcatcher on her chest would catch all the nightmares she emanates.

  11. Now that, my friend, is chari$ma.

  12. “…always gets me in the mood to break stuff.”

    I’d bet dollars to donuts that this person (she’s a real person, right? Not just a digital avatar created by a dying music industry to shove down the throats of board suburban girls who like to yell at their parents and text a lot?) has never broke (broken? breaked?) a thing in her life, with the possible exception of an heirloom vase in the living room of her accountant father and assistant principal mother while she was practicing concert fiddle two weeks before a record company executive called and asked if she had any headbands and sunglasses lying around because their focus groups just found out tweens thought the fiddle was “so over” and they wanted to reposition her as a “bad girl who doesn’t give a fuck.”

    • Apparently her first genre was country, so this isn’t that far off.

      Weird fact: Kesha and Lady GaGa are the same age.

      • Another weird fact: I am also that age but I am a responsible adult who realizes that whiskey does not effectively fight cavities and that bubbles are not a substitute for pants.

  13. And the circle is complete.

  14. Well… Now I can’t listen to: Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Bob Dylan or The Beastie Boys anymore.

  15. Text BATH to 58008 to donate $5 to the washing of all that shit off Ke$ha’s face.

  16. I don’t mean to be Ms. Downvoted, but has anyone else noticed that everything hated/loved on here lately has been totally predictable and (dare I say?) boring. Ke$ha sucks, Zach Galifianakis rules! NBC sucks, Roger Ebert rules! I mean, I absolutely agree with those… but doesn’t everyone? I feel like the last time I read a really interesting P.O.V was after the series premiere of Jersey Shore. I love you Gabe, but I want more risks! Is that crazy?

  17. For some reason I’m wishing Da Cake Eatur was here to comment on this video. It just seems like he and Ke$ha are two nuts from the same shell.

  18. GOD SHE IS JUST AWFUL.

    Btw, my blog commenter life is now complete now that I’ve gotten a shout out on Videogum.

  19. I found this interview very interesting, because I thought I discerned more of a Highway 61 influence. I guess everyone hears something different.

  20. “You’re The Worst!”
    “No, you’re The Worst!”

  21. an a$$hole! $he $et$ ‘em up, I knock ‘em down. textually.

  22. l nominate Kendra as Actress of the Year, though my voice is but one drop in an ocean of Kendra adoration. Am I right?

  23. She could fill the next Vanity Fair “Young Hollywood” Cover by her$elf.

  24. Ke$ha makes me wish I were adopted, and that my real parents were aliens, and that they would come down in their spaceship and reveal themselves, and give me a big hug with their tentacle arms and lovingly reassure me that I am not actually the same species as Ke$ha.

  25. Why did you record this and make a videogum player brand videogum video and then post it oh great Gabe-areeno? Why all the Ke$ha (by the way, supes surprised at the fact it IS Kesh-uh, I was saying that as a joke on someone named Keisha cuz I have never heard her shitty music nor any of her shit music irl til I saw the vids on this awesome [not shit] site, and I think this girl is annoying and unworthy and super ugh which you all do so I’m preaching to the choir here stop) posts, Gabe? Are you being forced to do this by someone at Buzz Media?

  26. I hate this so much too.

  27. I think my favorite part about her “party jams” selection is that the irony of “Fight for Your Right (To Party)” is lost on her. It’s a joke, people! The Beasties were using it to make fun of that type of music.

    Also, Ke$ha’s album puts me in the mood to break stuff. Like whoever’s cd player has “Animal” in it.

  28. YOU GUYS! ONLY 100,000 M0R V-Us UNTIL KE4HAS TIK TOK HAS 50,000,000 V-Us ON UTOOB WE CAN DO IT DUDES AND DUDETTES LOLZ COM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. I know she thinks her twitter name is sarcastic but it’s so true it’s almost sad. Oh, Keshkesh (my term of endearment for her) I will wait for you to show up on Celebrity Rehab 10 in which you are one of the, er, “celebrities.”

  30. I l0000000000000000\/E Ke$ha’s style doe, its so oridgenal

    …Woops.

  31. Guys, she’s pushing the boundaries of the number of question marks you can put in one declarative statement! I thought three was the absolute upper limit!. It? turns out ? I ? was wrong?

  32. She almost got the role of Precious in 5th grade:

  33. Uh, you can’t just come out and say you like the Beastie Boys “because they’re white.”

    • I think she’s suggesting they were “groundbreaking” because they’re white. Black people are obviously naturals at being obnoxious assholes; the Beasties really took a risk there, putting their God-given whiteness on the line like that.

      Wow, this video made me angrier than most videos do!

    • She’s saying that she likes them because they have whiteness in common. It’s a totally reasonable statement if you are someone who has no understanding of reason.

      • So it’s more like “They made me believe that I too could take a shit on the musical legacy of such great African-American artists as Lil’ Mama”? I think you might be right.

  34. I just kept laughing at this. This is like when you and your besties get together and start some funny banter and then you get to the awkward point where nobody knows how to keep going so you just laugh and look around. That was this whole interview, i was looking around laughing, hoping my roommate wasn’t coming back soon.

  35. Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Ke$ha.
    Ke$ha: Three minutes. This is it – ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
    Narrator: …i… ann… iinn… ff… nnyin…
    Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
    [Ke$ha removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
    Narrator: I can’t think of anything.
    Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Ke$ha’s whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

  36. mydaughter'sname69  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 +22

    I guess I should be proud of the fact that I’ve had so little exposure to Ke$ha that I’ve been mispronouncing her name all this time. Mispronouncing only in my head of course, as I would never talk about her out loud to another human hopefully.

    By the way, I was pronouncing it “KEYdollarsign, huh?”

  37. “I hate this so much.” – Gabe

    “I’m going to watch this” – Everyone

    Science.

  38. Ke$ha is just a character performed by the Olsen Twins to sell more scarves.

  39. Why Gabe?
    WHY are you doing this to us?

  40. yeah u can really hear the johnny cash influence in that ear vomit “blah blah blah”. and y did J.C. become the poster boy for adolescents to connect themselves with a worthwhile form of music. wheres the love for patty loveless and george jones? not to mention my namesake. well i guess i just did mention him, but the is no bad merle haggard mention.

  41. i only made it through ten seconds of the clip before i downed a bottle of sleeping pills. I barely had enough time to scrawl this message on a post-it and address it to my roommate, telling him to put it on videoguvjndsvm………………..

  42. Ke$ha could only be interviewed by Ke$ha because she smells pretty much exactly how she looks (like fried garbage).

  43. What’s going on with her lips while she talks? This is the first time I see her moving, so I don’t want to be rude… is that a medical condition? Or just part of her druken character?

  44. This is a singularity of terrible, an event horizon of awful. I am beyond the breaking point. The name “Kesha” sounds so awful when you say it. Like a sack of potatoes hitting the floor. It’s a dull thud of a name. Adding the $ sign just drives home the fact that she’s a synthetic product of the hollywood money machine. It’s like they aren’t even pretending anymore. She’s the Sarah Palin of the music industry. 5 years from now all that will be remembered is how she wasted everyone’s time by being so utterly mainstream and terrible that we just HAD to gawk at it.

  45. the beastie boys were white?

  46. Dance commander eh? Really? Fuck.

    Also. My mom once met Slash. So. Yeah.

    Welcome to tired grumpy me at 2:45 am. Happy Thursday morning everyone.

    LET’S ALL PARTY AM I RIGHT? WOOOHOOOOO!

  47. Rolling Stone: making all your Ke$ha sandwich nightmares come true since 1967.

  48. Oh I get it now, Ke$ha interviews Ke$ha BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. HA! Rolling Stone, you’re HIGHlarious.

  49. Somewhere, David Byrne just fell off his bicycle.

    (/not rolling over in his grave, because he’s alive…. and he rides bicycles, so, yeah. Whatever. David Byrne doesn’t give a shit about Ke$ha)

  50. It is hilarious that “not hot” ke$ha is taking the interview so seriously. As if she’s actually being interviewed by somebody and these are serious questions that she needs to answer seriously.

  51. The only person who can tolerate to be in the same room as Ke$ha is Ke$ha.

  52. My friend became a fan of this on Facebook this morning, it was on my news feed. http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Vice&init=quick#!/pages/dont-you-hate-it-when-Keha-holds-your-party-up-because-she-hasnt-walked-in/253812701745?ref=nf

    “Dont you hate it when Ke$ha holds your party up because she hasn’t walked in” Facebook Group. It has 278,316 fans.

    :( SAD.

  53. Maybe I’m really old, but who the fuck is Kesha? And why is her named pronounced incorrectly?

    • From the looks of it, no one likes Kesha’s music, and as a person she seems about as smart and talented as wet diaper. Her and Lady Gaga look stupid, when did making music include puting star makeup on your face and dressing like edward scissor hands. She rhymes Mick Jagger with swagger.. enough said.

  54. You don’t even know. She copped my bandage and shades for Blah Blah Blah video. Thought the bit about lasers would be funny, because I made a joke about it. Even stole my standing in the car bit from The Hangover for the Tik Tok vid. She even used my beard at the end of her song “Your Love is my Drug.” She is totally in love with me. I mean, who really wants to be loved? Especially by people who should just be paying fans and leave it at that. Talk about being pretentious. Ain’t gonna email her. She is not cool like you guys.

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