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Accio Shame!
But also this photo! I know that movies are magical and transport us to other worlds, but sometimes it’s funny to be so blatantly reminded of how they are literally grown adults doing make believe. As their job! “No time for breakfast, honey, I have to get to work pretending to be a fucking homeless transexual wizard. I’m at the top of my field!” Just another day at the office for Nicolas ‘I Think If Anything The Wig Glue Is Improving My Decision Making Skills’ Cage. Dress for the ridiculous job you want, not the ridiculous job you have. Et cetera.
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Nicolas Cage: Beyond Thunderdome
The shoes make the man.
I know! the way they point back up at the outfit! BRILLIANT!
do they give oscars to shoes?
you know what they say about men with curled feet, right? Yeah I figured you did.
Ewww.
Sometimes movie-making looks so glamorous, what with the dirty snow and the terrible wigs and the shitty costumes.
I think the snow works as a sort of commentary on how Nicolas Cage’s career has changed over the last 15 years.
From being a mild nuisance to plain awful and depressing and when will winter be over already?
Always winter, never Christmas.
You know what I love about the 15th century? the sweatpants.
but don’t they look just like real jeans?
With that high-contrast top-stitching and designer detailing, he could have fooled me!
oh he did! I am FOOLED!
Mickey Rourke’s comeback just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
I didn’t know wizards were such schulbs. Isn’t the premise that it is modern times, and he’s a wizard? Or was this the flashback sequence because HE IS IMMORTAL, or something?
Wizards are required to never move past the fashions of the 1400′s. Because magic.
I was looking for the perfect* Nicolas Cage gif I could find, but only stumbled across this monstrosity:
http://nicolasgonelcd.ytmnd.com/
Can someone explain to me what that is?
*Worst
I know I’m gonna get so many downvotes for this (and I’m prepared to accept that terrible, unspeakable burden), but if you get rid of the cape, that outfit would be right at home on any female in my neighborhood.
So you live in the north Pole or near ye olde renaissance faire?
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/televisiontears/lindsay-lohan-leggings-boots-coca-c.jpg?t=1267647388
DS3M I may to create another account just to give this another upvote
Except it’s all pink and says juicy on the ass?
Apparently all sorcerers wear sunglasses. You learn something new every day.
Russell Crowe just cannot let go of his Robin Hood role
Riddle Me this:
Whose career is Long and rich
But all his work makes you cringe (And Bitch!!!)?
His Hair So Bad and Yet SO RIGHT
And Feet so fine and fleet in flight?
HMM?
If you’re going to start making Riddler jokes, you need to be prepared to have Val Kilmer (aka the single greatest Batman) come and stop you.
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I don’t know if you’ve seen him lately, but dude is looking fierce
Val Kilmer drinks Miller Lite! Stars! They’re just like us!!
Or is that Bud Light?
It’s Bud Light. He loves it because of its drinkability.
i’d hit that.
I’d pee in his butt.
so…at first i was like wtf?
and so then I was all go-go-gadget google
and now i’m like upvote.
but gross.
he looks like he ate one of those man-eating lions.
and now that I think of it, we should start a Predator Movie club and watch movies about animals/aliens attacking humans. First up: DEEP BLUE SEA, cause gentetically enhanced and enlarged sharks are the best idea EVER*.
*I say this only with a small dash of sarcasm, this movie really has so much to love.
That’s a face only a mother could want to see projected in front of her on a giant screen.
This be the man who was once rich,
But lost his money and now lives in a ditch,
To make ends meat,
He wears points on his feet,
And appears in films as a witch.
There once was a man called Cage,
Whose hairdo was showing his age,
So he slapped on a wig,
And landed a gig,
Pretending magic onstage.
Nicholas Cage looks exactly how I thought he would look taking any job offered so that he can pay on his note. GET THAT PAPER NICK!
Are they shooting in New Jersey? There’s snow like that EVERYWHERE here.
Oh hey, fellow Jersey Monstah! Holler.
I think the Dub-iLL is a PhiLLy monstah
South Jersey near Philly, Hollaahhh!
He kind of totally looks like Chad Kroeger here.
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/85336644.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548DCE2CFB3BD9E9813E5E09242D4103FC3308494AE20C76AA9
(ugh)
I upvoted you for persistence.
NARRATOR: “And then the weary sorcerer returned to his magical trailer to eat a Clif bar.”
His face is red because he’s working really hard on resurrecting his career.
HOW’D IT GET BURNED
HOW’D IT GET BURNED
HOW’D IT GET BURNED HOW’D IT GET BURNED
I DON’T. KNOW!
Professor Coppola believed period attire was necessary to properly teach Middle Ages culture
More like Nicholas Gay-ge!
Right guys?
OK, person who downvoted me, let’s try: Nicholas Change…-your-clothes.
Nicholas dressed-like-an-opium-addicted-Sage?
You’re doing too much. Do less.
Tough talk coming from you, Green Man. You’re not just a master of karate. Also, of friendship! For everyone!
I believe you have me confused with my friend the Dayman, good sir/ma’am.
Dammit, Charlie! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
This is so disrespectul!
It’s N-I-C-O-L-A-S.
I’m glad I didn’t have to be the one to say it.
As someone whose name is also Nicolas (partly because of my French heritage but also embarrassingly so in part because of my wigged namesake [though that was after my parents had seen Arizona Rising, so not entirely embarrassing]), I know all too well the pain of accepting that your name will be misspelled 95% of the time.
“Arizona Rising” sounds like it could be the Nic-Cage-In-Mid-90s-Badass-Form sequel to “Raising Arizona.”
Ahahaha, what is wrong with me?
This is even more embarrassing than being named after Nic Cage.
The egg. It’s on my face. Egg rising.
oh! miss! gay people don’t dress this gay!
I think you made a Nico-whoops!
You guys ever see what Nicolas Cage’s kid looks like? Woof.
PS – Even though he looks creepy these days I still like Nicolas Cage. He does good movies when he has good material to work with.
I’d hit that boy/girl/thing/Marilyn Manson?
Raising Arizona, Adaptation. Both good movies. The problem is though, on my netflix now it recommends me his other movies. Often.
Where were the watchdogs when this happened?!
I’m sorry, but the “Nic Cage hair is a bird” is the best Cage meme going. Cause, true.
Every time I see this picture I start lizzing.
It’s been updated…
Why are my and Napoleon’s pics not showing? I don’t get the new Videogum. Too fancy.
I think it has something to do with hotlinking. I don’t understand this crap either. Just upload your stuff to tinypic and you won’t have problems.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, like you’re all NOT going to see this movie?!?
only for this man
…i didn’t know he had so much…forehead?
is it the hair? the stache?
i would not hit that. no hit. no.
He’s Out of Your League.
At first I was like, whaa
And then I was like, yumm
And then I was like, this guy reminds me of my older brother so no. And no.
That looks like a police composite picture.
He’s got that Orson Welles, “Kane at 80″ forehead going on there. This dude (I want to say DJ Qualls, but that is wrong, I know) is not old enough for that forehead.
Make fun all you like, but it just proves your own ignorance towards the exciting world of larping of which Cage is king.
You know what people say about men who wear pointy toed shoes… nevermind that was going nowhere, those shoes are just horrible.
“that techno stuff you guys listen to is gutless”
“Where’s my lanyard? Has anyone seen my lanyard? I need my lanyard for the next scene.” – Nicolas Cage
“Dress for the ridiculous job you want, not the ridiculous job you have. Et cetera.” ahahaaha