We all know how the Internet works. Straight to the canon with this one.
This is almost too raw. I bet his mom was pissed but he was just like, whatever, mom. (Thanks for the tip, Ambar.)
I see your ridiculous Nirvana ice skating and raise you an even more ridiculous Britney Spears/Tom Jones ice skating, featuring a hideous Russian in baby clothes and pram (really) and finishing in a muscle suit and harassing female members of the audiences (really): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m28xZx7gp_8
“Evgeny is THE most entertaining athelete in the history of sports. And he doesn’t give a damn … He does what he wants. This isn’t the Olympics… Although I’m not sure how I feel about going into Sex Bomb after that…..” A real youtube comment from a youtube commenter that is very real
Him squirting the bottle at the open was a bit much. (Of all the craziness, that was the too much part?).
They call prams “lorries.”
Yeah, I’m not sure how to vote on this. On one hand, it is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. On the other hand, now that I’ve seen it, it is going to haunt my nightmares. It’s a push.
I think I just peed my pants a little.
Better talk to Whoopi about that.
Downvoted for pointing out that guys joke and somehow getting all the upvotes/credit for being unsubtle and tagging onto and explaining a joke that needed no such explanation and yes I am that guy at your job doing all the work and being given no credit.
*NEWSFLASH* I set up that joke on purpose because I knew someone would fill in the punchline. AwkwardPants did the right thing, and I already consider her/his upvote my upvotes because we monsters are a TEAM. It’s not stealing. Also, unless it’s Monster’s Ball-level upvotes, do any of us really care? Also, a am a female, not guy.
I stand by my comments on Russia earlier this week, vis-a-vis time traveling yarn factory personnel high on mescaline in a blizzard. ALTHOUGH, here, I feel that they have taken a page from Japan’s playbook.
Is it odd that the only surprising thing in that video for me was the Russian crooner attempting to cover Britney Spears?
Actually, it’s German, Max Raabe and the Palace Orchester. They have many CDs. Easter egg for the super fans!
How long before Courtney Love sues for royalties?
An ice-skater, with mommy issues? THAT’S a leap.
Yes, it is a leap… A 360 quasi-somersault leap into the air! Perfect score!
Brava! Perfect landing, Aaaaron.
Someone who can do things with computers should replace the audio with “Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up”. Keep the circle of life turning, people.
Hey! This is a great mashup!
after my wife wanting to watch figure skating for the past two weeks, i can boldly pronounce that this is the least effeminate skating routine i have seen in years. thanks scott williams.
Uh, I’ll agree with that.
With the lights out that move would be MORE dangerous.
Elvis Stojko, is that you?
The worst part about figure skating is telling your parents your straight…
Everyone knows that grunge is about stripping back all of the cheesy stuff that invaded rock music in the 80′s. Its good to see someone keeping that spirit alive.
Indeed, I am not so fast.
Just wait until you see Johnny Weir skate to the Pixies’ “Gigantic.”
The “Grunge” Sleeveless Flannel is just precious.
There is a period in my life when I would have totally done this, if I had known how to figure skate. If I could find a video of the interpretative dance I did to the Distillers’ “The Hunger” in 8th grade I would totally give it to you guys. Also, gay.
I’m pretty sure that Scott “Williams” is actually Scott Stapp
Kurt Cobain must be triple lutzing in his grave.
This! this should have been the music video…
Is that a planned fall at 1:40… This guy is good.
I agree with the lady announcer: How the HELL did he pull off that Arabian in those jeans?!
I bet I know how! http://videogum.com/112191/these_are_your_jeans_pajama_je/free-advertising/
I just wish those came in acid-wash.
Better than last weekend’s Olympics pair that skated to “Crawling in my skin.”
“Again, very unusual choreography.”
Man, if I was Kurt Cobain and I saw this, I’d have Courtney Love murder me and cover it up as a suicide all over again.
Oooh, conspiracy theory, I LOVE IT
He could probably nail a quintuple salchow in pajamajeans.
Get a load of Triple Axl Rose over here.
This AMATEUR skater needs to put down the bong and get a job. “Ooh, I MEANT to fall over and roll on the ice.” Tell that to the judges, slacker.
Shut it down. You’re not going to beat this today. I think I might actually get some work done (after a good cry). Signing off.
If only he had bedazzled his flannel.
color me flajazzled.
This would be the scene in the movie where the coach says “no, you HAVE to skate to Tchaikovsky. That’s what the judges expect, you have to give them what they want in order to make the finals for Team USA! Tchaikovsky!” And then the rebellious former champion roller blader overcoming deep depression/drug addiction/battling his demon alcohol says “I’m doing this MY WAY, man.” He may not win the gold, but he will win the girl!
Was that Nicholas Cage?
What? It’s relevant.
Surprised (not surprised) you didn’t go the Darger route with that one.
Well that didn’t work. The world didn’t need it.
This needs more upvotes!
This is basically a director’s cut of a Mentos commercial.
He doesn’t play by anyone’s rules, except the International Figure Skating Committee’s.
i don’t know. i think i liked it. normally with figure skating it’s some annoying song that i have to deal with while i say “ooo” and “ahh” at the tricks. this almost make me “get” figure skating.
I’m surprised no one has recognized their boyfriend yet. Maybe it’s the hair?
He’s not just your boyfriend. He’s the guy who took your virginity in ’93 in the back of his Bronco after too much Zima.
That is going straight to the pool room.
“Corporate Figure Skating Competitions Still Suck” – T-shirt
I think I saw this movie already. I think he gets banned from singles skating and has to go doubles with this golden-boy jackass and in the end they learn a valuable lesson about friendship or something. I give it about a C-.
This image is available in a bigger size? You needed to gauge out the last remains of my eyeballs?
Now excuse me while I fumble for an hour for the “Submit Comment” button.
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