Your honor, we’d like to enter this highlight reel from the long-forgotten film Collision Course into evidence. Sustained.

JAY LENO'S AN ASSHOLE from cpunchworld
2010 February « Adios, Mofo: True Tales of my Ex-Boyfriends
... carlin s 140th appearance on the tonight show with jay leno 2006
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P1 Humor Corner: Thinking outside the box
I then stood back and watched as the brawlers and onlookers were all elbows and assholes trying to get out the door and ... Mike has opened for such luminaries as Jay Leno, Robert Schimmel, Dave Attell, Richard Lewis, Kathleen Madigan, Jeff Dunham, Frank ...
Comments (25)
  1. “Yeah I’m onto something! Your ass! That’s what I’m gonna be on!”

    -Jay Leno

    “Hilarious racism!”

    -Jay Leno

    “Ahhhhh!”

    -Jay Leno tripping

  2. i wish i knew how to insert a picture of that native american shedding a tear psa, because jay leno wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

  3. Well, it’s official. Kevin Smith and Jay Leno have killed Tracy Morgan-high.

  4. Fake. Not enough denim.

  5. “Counsel, you have failed to lay the proper foundation tor your motion to admit tendered exhibit into evidence.”
    *Aid whispers in Judge’s ear*
    “Oh, right. He’s Jay Leno of the Late Show. The video will be entered into evidence. May God have mercy on his soul.”

  6. Jeesh, Pat Morita spent a ton of time in handcuffs

  7. Wait, is this a documentary? I think we should be more angry at writers Frank Darius Namei and Robert Resnikoff, whoever they are.

  8. I thought it was funny that the bad guy calls him an “oriental gentleman”, but all the good guys call him a “jap”.

  9. Jay Leno likes dungaree shirts.

  10. Is this considered a prequel to the Rush Hour saga?

  11. To anyone who says that Jay Leno used to be funny, this video conclusively proves you are a moron.

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