The new trailer for the A Nightmare on Elm Street remake proves what I have always suspected about the original: NEEDED MORE VLOGGING.

The new trailer for the A Nightmare on Elm Street remake proves what I have always suspected about the original: NEEDED MORE VLOGGING.
Freddy Krueger now kills through sexting.
Don’t turn your phone on Beautiful Teenager!
It’s not worth it!
“Why are you screaming, I haven’t even cut you yet” seems entirely insensitive to their predicament.
Ummm… SOLD
It was Beaver from Veronica Mars that sold me. I always thought that the original Nightmare on Elm Street would be scarier with a teenage rapist sociopath.
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Why is Mrs. Coach in this atrocity? Was it the abortion scandal that drove you to a career in sordid Hollywood remakes, Mrs. Coach? You didn’t do anything wrong! Go back to Dillon!
I wish that would have linked to the Kesha (refuse $) Blah Blah Blah video… because it is scarier than any 80′s horror remake. (I’m not doing it right, am I?)
not as scary as the new Karate Kid trailer.
You have the scariest avatar ever. That image honestly still freaks me out. Yeesh.
I know. I know. He was my original vgum avatar. Figured I’d roll back for the redesign. Bob’s nice once you get to know him, but he needs to stop creeping up on people’s beds.
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And now, let’s go to the red carpet at the world premiere:
this hurts my feelings….
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Ughhh this was supposed be there:
Batman voice!
PUH-LEEZE. WAKE ME WHEN KELLAN LUTZ SHOWS HIS ABZ.
My Life is Nightmare on Elm Street.
so, no one else had the pants scared off them by this trailer? man. : (
Where we are going, we don’t need…. pants