Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 by Gabe
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I hope you filled out your office Oscar Pool sheet in pencil, because you’re going to want to make a last-minute change whatever you had down for “goodest acting”.
Our sincerest apologies to Dame Jeremy Renner.
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(1:38) "Oscar Nominated Short Films: Animated and Live Action" _ The year's Academy Awards ... With Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton. Written by Josh Appelbaum, Andre Nemec and Christopher McQuarrie. Directed by Brad Bird.
(1:38) "Oscar Nominated Short Films: Animated and Live Action" _ The year's Academy Awards ... With Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton. Written by Josh Appelbaum, Andre Nemec and Christopher McQuarrie. Directed by Brad Bird.
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A very fine Jeremy Renner co-stars. (Dargis ... and other valuable players fill out the terrific cast. It’s up for six Academy Awards, including best film. (Dargis) ★ ‘The Muppets’ (PG, 1:38) The cheery news is that Disney ...
A very fine Jeremy Renner co-stars. (Dargis ... and other valuable players fill out the terrific cast. It’s up for six Academy Awards, including best film. (Dargis) ★ ‘The Muppets’ (PG, 1:38) The cheery news is that Disney ...

































I find myself singing this theme song from time to time in the shower to perk myself up in the morning. Looks like tomorrow is gonna be a “Gabe & Max/Max & Gabe” kind of cleansing ritual.
Me too! It’s much more fun than altering the lyrics of “Single Ladies” to incorporate my dogs’ names.
i get this song stuck in my head all the time. and very sadly, it’s usually better than other songs my brain likes to subject me to for hours on end.
Your beanie babies are worth a million Oscars.
I hate it when I go to the comments and see someone has already commented my comment. What does this say about our commenting ability on Vgum? That it’s awesome?
This being on Videogum is my favoritest part of the site redesign.
I can’t find a way to upvote this video.
This video and the “I Love You, Mr. Star Wars” video are bff.
My jaw is on the floor because of acting.
I had to turn the video off at “I feel like I’m in a Hurt Locker” because Max’s's’ performance was making me grow emotionally too fast.
in your pants. lolamirite?
(me too)
This video is actually 101 seconds. Anything else you would like to lie about, Gabe and Max?
Give them their 101 seconds! You can’t rush art. You just can’t rush art.
Everything exists to be mercilessly parodied by the V-gum crew.
Correct me if I’m wrong( I’m probably wrong since I can’t expand the image) but is your avatar a character from Freaks and Geeks?!
yep.
Oh snap, is that an animated gif?!?!
Yes, Ma’am. It’s Bill (via Martin Starr).
he may not get the oscar but gabe’s definitely leading the internet in ally mcbeal references.
It’s lovable, idiosyncratic, and even a little crotchety. I give it two rump bumps way low.
Gabe, can you please ask Max if he will go out with me? God, where is werttrew to make a gif loop of that eat my shorts gesture, and where is the ability to post gifs, when you need him/it??
I’ve learned the hard way not to trouble famous people, like Max Silvestri, with my sexual obsessions. Instead I channel that energy into writing Gabe & Max slash fiction, feverishly, all night.
do you have a link?
….i mean…pervert.
You’re really bringing the funnies on this post!
Because of the new layout though, you can’t tell who I’m replying to I guess, but that was to Mr. Hausfrau.
no, you can follow the flow pretty well.
^up where people responded to you responding to David_notascynical you can see things line up nicely whereas all of ours after Rory are slightly stair stepped…
but then it wouldn’t let me comment on that last comment you made so is there a limit to replies?
and have we figured out how to insert gifs yet? or how to make the avatars animate? or why things have to change even though they say ‘life is a flowing river not a stagnant pond’ but then i’m like ‘maybe the pond wasn’t the best but it was familiar and shady’ but really that’s just grousing and pretty soon we’ll all get over it and into the flow of this new stream and learn how to work everything and werttrew will have a post on his tumbler showing us how to add images to our comments and all will be rainbows and glitter stickers!
but for now thank you for clarifying and thank you for the compliment.
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I was having dinner with a bunch of people I didn’t know very well the other night, and somehow LOST came up, and this one guy said, “the only LOST I’ll ever need to watch is Gabe & Max’s 100 Seconds LOST recap,” and I knew then he and I would be the two best friends that anyone could have.
LUCKY YOU! It’s like you found a soulmate! Do you have best friends shirts yet? You should have best friends shirts.
Monster recognize monster.
This is the best.
That made me Sandra Bullock my District 9 so severely that I almost Colin Firthed on the White Ribbon and choked on my own Gabourey Sidibe.
We’re gonna need a bigger shark bag
This is my favorite thing, ever.
I really connected with Max’s portrayal of feeling like he was in a hurt locker.
Of all the awesome-looking web videos that frustrate me because I can’t watch them at work, 100 Seconds videos always frustrate me the most. My beanie babies are worth a million dollars!
too smart for you tube. good for v gum tho.
I like the look Gabe gives Max when Max says “Black Horses” …it’s like Gabe’s brows were saying “I guess you’re a racist.”
I used to watch Boston Public! Back when I didn’t have cable.
Did Gabe hurt his hand from jumping off his roof last week? Please be careful out there!
These are funny and adorable at the same time. I think they need more cats/kittens, though. They really wouldn’t be out of place either.
Gabe, you look good for being a 60+ year old man. Nicely done.
Is it weird to hope that Gabe hurt his hand feverishly smacking the shit out of Jay Leno? Is it weirder that’s all I can think about now?
The Oscars are on my birthday this year. For my birthday, I wish Gabe & Max all of the Oscars. Always Be Oscaring.
I couldn’t even hear what was being said in the last half of that. I was laughing to hard. I guess crappy camera work makes me laugh?
Sorry, TOO HARD!
it was aight; i liked it better in the original Urdu
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When did Dakota Fanning’s Push get nominated for an Oscar?