Posted on Aug 8th, 2008 by Gabe 3 Comments

A trailer for The Haunting of Molly Hartley, you guys:

Well this looks really scary. NOT! The catchy subtitle is “This Halloween, being a teenager is CONFUSING.” Here are a few alternate titles for this movie:

Adventures in Satansitting
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Undead
Fasttimes at Ridgemont HELL

Those are great. I just got a call from The University of Stupid. I’ve been made dean of the Lame Department. Also, please what is up with bathrooms? Why does every horror movie feature a scene in a Pottery Barn bathroom? Is there some subconscious collective fear of claw-footed bathtubs and flattering lighting?

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Comments (3)
  1. smashleigh  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2008

    wow. the quality of this flick is so on par with the dorky backyard productions trying to sell themselves on mandy film market.

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  2. Fredo  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2008

    Isn’t that the cast of the whole CW network?

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  3. aaron  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2008

    why does AnnaLynne mcCord always play the evil blonde bitch in high school? that girl needs to step out of her comfort zone!

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