Posted on Aug 7th, 2008 by Lindsay Robertson 2 Comments

The only way this Onion News Network Today Now report on Cosmopolitan Magazine’s landmark discovery of every possible way to please a man could be better is if they said the word “taint” (are taint jokes so 1990s now?) OR if they mentioned the most classic Cosmo man-pleasing tip of all time, which involves a scrunchie. But this will do:

I demand an entire segment with the author of the Shit Yourself Thin diet book.

 
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  1. Mary Mouse  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2008

    You can see the words “Scrunchy Test” written on a notepad at one point. Also, what happened to that blog that made fun of all their “man tips” – it was called something like “Everyone at Cosmo is a Virgin”?

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  2. Mary Mouse  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2008

    I just found that blog. Forget I ever mentioned it. Ew.

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