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Uh no, that was not “very hard to watch,” lady who said that, whoever you are. It was the opposite of “very hard to watch.” Unless you have the words “hard” and “awesome” confused. (You fell down. You’re underground. You’re upside down. You’re freaking out!) Although it was very dramatic to watch. Because of the music. “Tom, can you make sure that the music is even more dramatic than usual. We want the viewers to understand that this is very very dramatic. If you can’t find music dramatic enough let me know, I’ve got a guy at Lifetime I can call.”
Also, Gary Coleman is seriously the Insult King. “You can walk off the same plank and drown yourself in the ocean”? “I don’t know you, and I don’t care about you, and your life doesn’t matter to me”? OH SNAP. He should seriously publish a book of snaps. It would be called Fuck You: A Book of Snaps by Gary Coleman. (Via Dlisted.)
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He’s an angry elf
I love it that Niecy Nash was seeking to be the calming voice of reason on this panel when the midget started losing his shit with that Gloria Allred lookalike
I think what she meant to say was “Wow, that was…emberrassing to be a part of”.
Almost as embarrassing as my spelling.
An Excerpt:
Your mother is so fat (pause) she can go do what she needs to do.
I want to take him to Waffle House.
Gary DON’T waffle!
I get a weird O.J. vibe from Gary. He’d better be careful Johnnie Cochran is dead and the odds of child-sized leather gloves not being his are pretty slim…
Thank gosh Carnie Wilson was there to tell us that provoking is the word.
Funny thing is, of the people on that panel, I think I like GC the most.
Ugh “what I saw there needs medicine” is the worst part of American society.
Have you forgotten already, Gary?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI
I’ll never be not amused by cute things getting angry.
I cannot wait to try this with my local neighborhood squirrels! That stuffed squirrel with it’s pile of peanuts was just PROVOKING–that’s the word!–those other squirrels….asking for it really.
is you relly a sqwerl?
“I would never hit woman, ever, unless the bitch be acting up.”
The new catch phrase Gary Coleman will be known for.
I’m not going to defend Gary Coleman, but those Insider folks are not my “go to” people for arbitration of a person’s normalcy and mental health.
“I don’t have a volatile relationship with anyone. Except you, bitch!”
I really want to put up a gif of a short person fighting a tall person and the tall person does that thing where they hold the sort guy’s head and the short guy flails wildly, but I couldn’t.
What did he do, snuggle his wife too hard?
I would like to preorder 500 copies of “Fuck You: a Book of Snaps” by Gary Coleman, Professor of Zingology.
I don’t know how to feel about all this.
But I do know that that’s a smart corduroy blazer.
I kinda think Gary Coleman needs a reset button.
I’m not gonna judge the man or his actions. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. Cause it takes, diff’rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, diff’rent strokes to move the world. Mmmmmmmm.
This had to do with videogum, how?
please let’s make this the new sarcastic “this is fake and gay”
Monsters be bad at recognizing inside jokes. Sorry about your vote score.
Travis, I downvoted you as part of the LOLZ.
I like how the doctor approves of the strategy of aggressivey provoking Gary by relentlessly accusing him of wifebeating. Gary stormed off, and that’s how you know he needs to be medicated. Psychology!
oh boy. It’s like we both showed up to the same party at the same time wearing the exact same dress. To clarify how embarrassing that is, I am a man.
I am also a man but am surprised to find myself very comfortable in this dress, and I will wear it (that is a metaphor). (Out of curiosity, what does metaphor mean again?) Great minds, Lax…
I agree with the “Doctor” at the end it is remarkable that a shrill woman Gary doesn’t know attempting to antagonize and provoke him made him angry.Out of curiosity, what does agree mean again?
Gary Coleman was probably paid more than I make in a year to appear on this mess.
“The pure products of America go crazy” — William Carlos Williams. “He and Kevin Smith should go out, get drunk, and share a hooker.” — I said that.
You Mad.
I don’t waffle. I hate waffles. Also, I love how the professional attorney is trying to be a hardass with GARY COLEMAN.
I’m pretty sure the music is the same kind that is played in movies while someone’s walking in the desert.
“What I saw needs medication.”
Gary Coleman might be the Insult King, but that doctor is the Passive Aggressive Insult King.
We must be gentle in our casting of aspersion. He was the victim of a First Degree career Murder.
He did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! He did not hit her! He did naaaht…
Domestic abuse is never justifiable etc., but to be fair, if I married Gary Coleman, I would go into that marriage expecting the constant beatdown.
I’ll beat the shit out of a Belgian Waffle.
That boy needs therapy.
-The Avalanches