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MTV announced this week that it was officially dropping the “Music Television” tagline from its logo. Fair enough. It has been so long since that network actually aired music videos that there aren’t even any good jokes to make about it. “I’m pretty sure the last time they showed a music video on MTV it was the Cave Boys video for “We Started The Fire.”" See what I mean? Awful! The new logo is pictured above, and as you can tell, it definitely doesn’t say “Music Television” anymore. But, what, are you really just going to have a logo with no tagline?! Let’s get these guys a new tagline! How about:
“Remember Room Raiders? That Was Us Television”
or
“Birthplace of Carson Daly”
or
“The M Stands For Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino”
Feel free to suggest your own, but make sure that they are at least as clever and roll off the tongue as well as the examples above. Let’s not waste time with this if we’re not going to give it 100%.
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“MTV: Downfall of a Generation”
ME TV: the home of overrated, mentally underdeveloped, and emotionally unstable assholes.
Monkey Tele Vision
It’s what all you monkeys deserve.
Considering all the terrible medical experiments science has performed on monkeys to “benefit” humanity, I think monkeys deserve more than this.
Meaningless Television.
MTV: Don’t turn the channel cuz we might show a rerun of “Fat Camp” someday.
“MTV: Guidos 4 Less”
MTV: F*** Taste.
Do you like commercials, ringtones, and commercials for ringtones? WE GOT ‘EM.
“Next.”
Mind Torpid Vortex
“At least we’re not Fox News.”
MTV: We Put the Fear in Fox News Viewers
Because kids these days. KNOWWHATIMEAN?
MTV: Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire
MTV: You’ll Still Complain About Lack of Music Videos.
MTV: If you watch it you probably don’t care about acronyms.
at this point I would say that people who watch it care far TOO much about acronyms –
ttyl
lol
rotfl
SEXTING (IAMSOHRNYRTNW)
etc
Moosic Television-Your home for cow films
Well developed in all the wrong places.
I support this tagline for President.
MTV: We Got Nothin’
“The M stands for Miscellaneous.”
MTV: The Original MTV2
MTV: Shitty Shitty
I have brought shame to my family…
Empty V
I am sure there was a band called the Atavistics in the mid-80s that made a song called this. I remember seeing it on U-68, a music video channel briefly existing out of NJ or PA. I am not saying it was a good song, just that I have a dim, snowy, UHF memory of it.
I believe Empty V was what the SNICK show “The Roundhouse” used when they did MTV parody sketches in between dancing around and contorting themselves.
It was scrawled on a piece of cardboard that they would flash at the screen and the “older-looking” Roundhouse member would do his satirical Kurt Loder impression.
There was a blonde girl on that show that could bend forward and get her head right up into her crotch region. I remember that awakening something in me…
mtv: quit acting like you don’t like it
MTV: Fuck. You.
“MTV: Mut The Vuck am I watching?”
“The M stands for Misleading.”
MTV: Where the bones of Kurt Loder rest in the Buzz Bin.
VH1
MTV: Remember how old you are?
MTV: “Not my cup of tea. Mainly because I don’t like giant pieces of shit in my tea.” -Aziz Ansari
MTV: If it were real life, you’d have Chlamydia
MTV: we stoped caring a long time ago.
MTV: Your parents were right, this is garbage.
mostly totally vapid.
MTV: fuggedaboutit
MTV: television
MTV: Mostly Terrible Visions. MAKE THEM STOP!
MTV: Totally like your life!
MTV: Exactly like your life!
My first post and it’s a double post. What the hell.
Thats soooooo MTV!
MTV: That’s sooo MTV.
It was good because they were slightly different, like you were running with your own meme theme
The first didn’t post, so I spazzed out and re-did it. Then it posted and I felt dumb.
You fit right in here.
MTV: At least we got rid of Jesse Camp.
From Jesse Camp’s wikipedia page:
“In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles?area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply. In 2008 he began working for a non-profit organization called “Telefund” as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations. He is currently working at small local Los Angeles Dog Grooming Boutique”
Ummmm I work for Telefund. I need to get a new job now.
MTV: You Can’t Read These Words Anyway
MTV: “You mean you don’t want to watch True Life- I Have a Pet Dog? Ok how about some Made? No? We have something in Trashy New Jerseyians. Ok cool.”
Reality Killed the Video Star
I was going to say Guidos Killed The Video Star. + 1 for being on the same page.
MTV: If Papa Nez were dead he’d be rolling over right now.
MTV: We Invented Spring Break
MTV: Your #1 Source For Women Getting Punched On Television, Besides Reruns Of ‘The Wicker Man’ Remake On FX
MTV: Keepers of Kurt Loder’s soul since 1918
uhMMMMMMMMMMMMMkindoflikeTV
“Mtv: Home of the Grind featuring Eric Niles”
MTV: Youtube without that pesky clicking
MTV: We have it all, nothing at all.
MTV: If you remember Remote Control then you should probably just kill yourself because you’re like…soooooo old.
MTV: eschew ex
MTV: Now lamer than VH1!
MTV: Did you really want to watch another fucking Lady Gaga video?
MTV: We Sucked Out the Feeling
MTV: Marrying Twilight Vampires
MTV: Mandatory Testing of Venereal-disease
MTV: Making Television V——-(*gunshot*)
My Teenage Vagina
“MTV – Mostly Tits & Vanity.” Ugh. Sorry. ‘Lo siento’ for our hispanic readers.
MTV: For People Who Find Spike TV Too Thought-Provoking
MTV: 24 hour marathon of the one new episode of your least favorite show on our channel guarantee
Moms, Teens, Venereal Disease
“MTV: Helping the world despise teenagers since the Real World premiered”
or
“MTV: Remember Adam Curry? What was up with his hair?”
or
“MTV: we stopped trying like 15 years ago”
“MTV: Meh. Television.”
“MTV: When there’s nothing on the major networks or A&E, AMC, Animal Planet, Bravo, Cartoon Network, Cinemax, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, E!, ESPN, ESPN Classic, ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPN Billiards, Food Network, Fx, Food Network, HBO, HBO in Spanish, History Channel, HGTV, Lifetime, National Geographic, Nickelodeon, Oxygen, QVC, Syfy, Showtime, Spike, Starz, TBS, TCM, TLC, TNT, Travel Channel, UHF, USA, VH1, We, or the Internet.”
You get an upvote solely for including UHF
You get an upvote for saying “Food Network” twice.
Mtv: Go from Intern to Producer in a Semester!
“Humiliations Galore.”
MTV – Where everything is a rare miss
This is your music television: MTV.
MTV: You win, Internet.
Home of Gabe’s favorite: Rock ‘N’ Jock Basketball.
MTV: Last time we were relevant you looked like this. On purpose.
MTV: What, you were going to read a book? No homo.
MTV: Reality Television Was Born Here. You’re Welcome!
MTV: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MTV: What the hell is a VJ?
mtv: what do you mean we cant repeat the same episode ten times a day?
mtv: without us, ‘the soup’ would be nothing
MTV: we do schadenfreude better than the Germans ever did.
Perfection.
MTV: not your parent’s MTV, or maybe it is.
y is one of the puppets from greg the bunny in the logo? that wasnt mtv was it? the ifc reboot of that show was great.
MTV: MY TEEN VISION
OH WINNER
MTV: You kinda miss that Black Hole Sun video now, huh?
MTV: Garbage in, Garbage Out
or
MTV: Put us in all your sense holes!
MTV: because new music sucks now anyway.
MTV: there are 200 channels specifically for music now! Look! Abs.
Emp-TV: Why? Because We’re Lazy.
Mtv+Fox News= Basically everything that’s wrong with America.
Mtv+Fox News=Television for retards.*
*I say this not be offensive to those with special needs. I am referring to Sarah Palin and how she said Rahm Emmanuel should get fired for using the word retard. THEN Rush Limbaugh said he was right because he was using the term for liberals. THEN she went on Fox News and said it was OK to use it. My head just sploded.
Made me think of another tag line. Mtv+Fox News = for people that don’t know what the term Cognitive Dissonance means.
OK, I’m done now.
Mtv, we stopped being cool after we cancelled The State.
(I really have to get some work done now. No one is reading this post anymore anyway.)
we’re still socially relevant, SUCK IT GOD!!!
second try