This is an ad for Snickers (via Gawker). We’ll talk about it in a second.

Bzzzzzzzzt. Something in my brain just exploded. Exploded to the MAX. On the face of it, this ad is crazy homophobic, but then the tagline is “Get Some Nuts.” Ay ay ay. Is that even a thing? Is speed walking a homophobe thing? “Those fags are always speed walking. Demanding equal rights and speed walking, I’m sick of it!”

Since the PC POLICE (aka human beings) have forced Mars to remove the ad from circulation, I’ve taken the liberty of making my own Snickers commercial after the jump. It doesn’t have quite the same “hate crime” urgency to it, but I think it gets the point across.

Whoops. I forgot to ad the tagline. It’s “Snickers: Fuck You.”

Comments (10)
  1. This is my new favorite Mr. T commercial.

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  3. anderson cooper  |   Posted on Jul 25th, 2008 0

    is it really homophobic though? do all gay men run like that or something? idk idk. it’s a stupid commercial but it’s just stupid, i don’t think it’s homophobic. i bet andy coop doesn’t run like that.


    Snickers should just use this commercial forevermore until the end of time. No commercial will ever compare.

  5. first!

  6. Yo, what is the second clip from?

    it’s hilarious.

  7. what is with all the sexual innuendo in commercials today? five-dollar foot longs (with hands held just so) and extraordinary nut sacks? wft? and don’t gay dudes have nuts, too?

  8. jared  |   Posted on Jul 28th, 2008 0



    and people on these comments are upsetting. and mr. t should be ashamed.


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