AHA. Now I know how Miley Cyrus plans to win her dance off with the Adam Chu Dance Crew.

The epic online dance battle between Miley Cyrus’ and Mandy Jiroux’s M&M Cru and ACDC, the dance crew featuring Jon M. Chu and Adam Sevani of “Step Up 2: The Streets” is about to declare a winner when the two crews face-off at TEEN CHOICE 2008 airing Monday, Aug. 4 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. Host Miley Cyrus will also perform her new single “7 Things,” joining previously announced performer Mariah Carey, who will perform her latest single “I’ll Be Lovin’ You Long Time.”

Up until now, of course, she’s been getting destroyed Dresden style in every single round of the competition, but oh look, she’s hosting the awards show where the final battle is to take place. Of course. That’s the only way she could possibly win, by amassing her tween army who are prepared with pogo sticks and wiffle ball bats (you know, the things kids always have with them) to storm the stage and bludgeon anyone to death who dares vie for the pre-teen-queen’s throne.

In preparation for this sham-off, I have collected the full chronology of Miley and Mandy vs. ACDC YouTube Dance Off videos after the jump.

April 11th, Adam Chu, Adam Sevani, and the rest of the Crew throw down the first gauntlet, and what a gauntlet it is.

1,479,659 Views

April 14th, Miley and Mandy enter their response.

6,313,991 Views

April 28, Adam Chu and Crew promise to bring it in their response video.

263,172 Views

April 30th, the ACDC crush it.

4,986,248 Views

May 20th, Chris Brown Outtakes

1,654,900 Views

May 22nd, Miley and Mandy promise to end the dance battle.

1,368,578 Views

May 28, ACDC post another damaging collection of outtakes.

437,892 Views

June 3rd, Miley and Mandy tease it out a little more. Got to get the helicopter painted.

1,117,889 Views

June 10th, Miley and Mandy finally get their heads in the game.

4,059,467 Views

June 23rd, ACDC talk smack about the upcoming live battle.

509,205 Views


July 14th
, Adam Chu introduces the Crew’s newest member, Little Demon.

459,590 Views

Admittedly, Miley and Mandy are clearly winning the popular vote based on their videos’ views. But if we live in a meritocracy (we do not live in a meritocracy), then all of the children will realize that their hero has been destroyed, and they will learn the important lesson that it’s never wise to unquestioningly look up to anyone, no matter how shiny their hair or poppy their music. No matter what, I’m sure that this fun, low impact publicity stunt is going to open a lot of sheeple’s eyes to the realities of self determination.

Comments (9)
  1. highvoltage  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2008 -1

    I don’t know who any of these people are, or what the point of this post was. Come on, Disney dance battles?

  2. While ACDC is killing M & M Cru in technical points; I think M & M Cru is making up that difference in style. The edge does seem to go to ACDC, but it’s not nearly the creaming that you’re calling.

  3. sabreena  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2008 0

    ACDC rocks!;D m&m? Amatuers. And even if miley hosts teen choice awards, doesnt matter. ACDCs gonna crush them .! Go ACDC!!!! Wooh!!!xD lol

  4. oh man, I JUST LOVE DANCE CREWS SOOO MUCH. they are like the mighty ducks of movement set to music.

  5. Safieh  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2008 0

    We got the best of both worlds.
    And Adam Chu Dance Crew’s one is ace! While M&M? Do we even care?

  6. Catie   |   Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 0

    Those videos suck! I could only watch like 5 of them because the other ones said this is a private video. Or this video is no longer availible.

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