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GET IN HERE! IT IS ABOUT TO START! You know, I never fully understood the fanatical passion that women of a certain age feel towards their soaps, or “stories”, if you will, until now. Imagine having the rush that we are feeling tonight, but every day, for a thousand years. It would probably kill you! But what a delicious death (Delicious Death is the name of my metal band, we suck) it would be. Anyway, I’ll do a fuller write up of this epic event tomorrow, but for now, tonight, let’s just share this together. You have to capture these precious moments while you can. (This post was written by a bottle of Designer Imposters Perfume.)
Holy shit, you guys:
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I’m wearing my Dharma Initiative sweat pants, eating a sizeable bag of Dharma Initiative Cadbury Mini-Eggs.
I’m going to be saying “My brain just ‘sploded” so much in the next two hours.
Lost! Who else is watching the last 5 minutes of the ‘recap’ with their parents?
“Stop reading Mordechai: An American Story and pay attention to Lost, mom!”
OH SHIT! Kate just died!
that was just a practice guys. false alarm…it hasn’t even started yet.
Last time I advertise it, I swear, but:
Just to let you guys know, I made a blog( yes, a blog, sorry) of me trying to understand the last season of Lost without ever viewing an episode prior to this little expirement:
http://lost-to-the-max.blogspot.com/
i’m actually very excited to read this….i too have never seen an episode of this “Lost” show.
I’m still at work, but I am dressed like Jacob and waiting for the premier with bated breath!
I cried in the recap when Juliet died. I’m crying now.
Cool. Fuck you lost. Except not really. Thank you lost ):
Since I’ve never watched Lost except for a few episodes in the first season, I feel a little sad and left out. But I never get that feeling when I think about how I’ve never heard Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the U.S.A.”
Oddly, her song is actually relevant to the title
LOST SEASON SIX SPOILER

we’re gonna be back here for the livecommenting of RuPaul’s Drag Race next monday, right you guys? like a family, right?
I will be even if no one else is. AND I WILL SURELY BE LIP-SYNCHING FOR MY LIFE.
WHAT?? i’m so confused.
I logged in, just to upvote that wonderful gif of Emma.
WHAT THE WHAT??
IN TYPICAL LOST FASHION, I’M MINDFUCKED.
Oh I get it now…
Did I miss something? (Everything?)
Oh also don’t forget chat guys: http://videogum.com/chat/
Turns out Tony chokes on a duckbone symbolizing the trouble he has balancing his family ife with the mafia.
Oh good, alternate realities and alternate timelines. Because Lost was starting to get confusing.
Gabe you are the best. those pictures are the best…wait Hurley’s happy? SOMETHINGS WRONG!!!
If Juliet dies I will cry and Sayid better not. COME ON.
oh good. maybe sayid will die afterall.
SAYID DID DIE!
ah…for reals? now i’m kind of sad.
umm..it’s been two commercial breaks and he’s not back yet. Come back Sayid or I’ll be sad!
PHEW! he lives. i just could not take kiling sayid with my wishes especially since i didn’t have a good reason. …so now he’s jacob? because if smlocke is the man in black…then that just makes sense to me? am i still talking? and five posts in a row? …i guess i should just go to bed.
combo breaker! I just couldn’t see your gif keep building upon itself until it dominated the world.
WE ALL HAVE A MINUTE, JACOB.
Jacob = Aslan
so Jacob = Aslan = Jesus?
My reaction so far:

Dude, Jacob looks like a cross between C. Thomas Howell and Brendan Fraser’s Special Clap in that last picture.
I feel like I just got a toolbox to MY DOME!

YOU GUYS ALL RULE SO HARD.
Ok, so I just missed the last 5 minutes or so because I realized I hadn’t seen my cat in a couple hours and thought she got out when I wasn’t watching! Good news: I found here, but I feel guilty that I was actually torn over whether to wait for a commercial break to look for her…. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!
So, from running in and out… they blew up the bomb and all simultaneously jumped back to the oceanic flight and are also still on the island, but back in 2007 (which I’m assuming must be the same “time” as the passengers from the Algera flight, who are on the small island?) So we’ll be jumping between 2004 and 2007? … I am definitely going to have to download and watch this again.
Gabe, right now I feel like your pictures are my constant. Because let’s face it, otherwise my nose would be bleeding all OVER the place about now.
SMOKE MONSTER!!!
MAN IN BLACK IS LOCKE IS SMOKE MONSTER IS ESAU AHHHH MY BRAIN
It’s all out war between Sawyer and Jack!
UGH FUCK YOU LOST ):
Juliet died…and so now Saywer has to kill jack…Let’s get ready to RUMMMMBULLLLLE!
except i’m sad.
Wow… well surviving the Oceanic flight looks really depressing… why did they want their old lives back again? That’s never made sense to me–clearly, their lives on the island have been better than the alternate (universe).
So sad that Charlie is going to turn out to be a totally different person in alternate reality land.
How can Kate POSSIBLY still be alive but Juliet and Sayid are on the brink of death (minus the whole Benry shooting thing
)
Wait! is this 2 hours long?? Please say yes!
And what that airline guy meant to say was, “we’re not sure WHEN he is…”
Kate’s agent dude has some weird relationship with her. I don’t like it!
Sheesh. Kate’s FBI handler is the WORST at his job.
I know you guys are busy but just so you know over on The Good Wife, JULIANNA MARGULIES IS RADIANT.
ANKH IF YOU ? JACOB
I wish I could upvote this 4,815,162,342 times.
Make those bumper stickers and I will be the first to buy one.
so their lives WITHOUT the island is a bit crappier? how is that possible?
well, i guess just for the people who lived.
you know whose lives without the island are a lot crappier: ROSE and BERNARD, that’s who. Way to go Jack, oblivious jerk of the universe, forever and ever and in every alternate timeline.
well, they are happy in the “fixed” timeline…but she has cancer or something right? so…that’s a bit rough. (maybe no one will remember and she’ll live a super long time?)
I’m really…frightened to see what’s become of them and Vincent in the “present” i.e. post timesplosion. If OUR Losties are with the Other Others (or the Original Others? but who’s with Richard? Jacob’s guardians of course but also Others Troop B?) than are Rose and Bernard just in their little pocket of the island…fixing their home that aged 30 years in a flash of white? Cursing Jack and those meddlers?
I can’t believe Artzt was the smoke monster the whole time!
For some reason the guy who looks like John Lennon is making me laugh every time he comes on screen
that guy is from You and Me and Everyone we know (they (smlocke (smoke-monster locke))killed his pervy neighbor coworker). He is the guy who burned his hand and fell in love with you and me shoes. ))<>((
Isn’t that Kenny Powers’s brother, too?? HOW MANY ALTERNATE UNIVERSES ARE THERE??
(I won’t be mad if Kenny Powers mysteriously appears on the island, either)
If Kenny Powers was there, he could take all of them back to civilization on his jet ski!
He also played Sol on Deadwood, for those fans of cussin’
I believe in the preliminary casting call write-ups they even called that character Lennon. His name very well might be Lennon in the show (but I’m somehow doubting that).
Do you not see the hour glass, Jack? Amateur.
it was a subtle symbol
He’s running out of time!!!
What seems to be the problem, doctor?
It’s his time. It’s running out.
Oh my gosh! I can’t believe it’s only 84 minutes until the new season of Lost starts. I can’t wait to chat about it here with my fellow Videogum monsters!
Signed,
The West Coast
boy i am sure glad sayid didn’t die or anything.
SAYIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
I solved the mystery, it was the Man in Black in the Foot with the Smoke Monster.
Oh man, Claire is back, you guys! CLAIRE IS BACK!!!!
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LOOOOOOOST!
“NOTHING’S IRREVERSIBLE.”–Jack.
Except my pajama jeans.
Perfect.
Free Spinal Surgery from a guy i just met at the airport…how many ways can i say yes?
And then I was all, “Huh?!?!?!?!?!??”
JACOB LIVES THROUGH SAYID.
Special guest appearance by John Lennon!?
So, are there two concurrent dimensions happening right now?
That’s what it looks like, and I think Juliet’s post-mortem “It worked” verifies it. Though, I don’t understand how she could possibly know.
Perhaps, when Juliet was rambling about getting coffee, she was seeing the alternate reality, and that is why she said “it worked”.
Oh shit I didn’t think about it that way. You are totally right. I was just like “why the fuck is she talking about coffee? was there a starbucks on the island that they hadn’t discovered yet?”
It was the new station called The Siren.
Sorry, that was a little bad inside Barista humor. I promise to never do it again.
So Miles was hearing her from the alternate world? Or did she just mean that the bomb went off?
yes and no. the “past” first part is the “fixed” part. the part we are watching in the “present” they have not finished fixing…so they are showing us the end of the show (in that everything is fixed and the plane never crashed and the consequences there-in) along with how they ended up fixing it. right? y’think? did that make sense? it makes sense to me…but if that’s not the “right answer” than i’m fucking clueless.
The thing is that Jack may have already messed up the “fixed” timeline by saving Charlie. He says he was supposed to die.
i don’t think so. i think they are showing us that “fixed” doesn’t mean “better” and this is what would have happened if none of them went to the island. (I mean Sun selling out Jin?… well, they never had their island make-up sex baby…she is still going to runaway…THEIR BABY DOESN’T EXIST!!!) But it’s like, instead of the end of the show being them landing in LA they are giving us a further chapter…also Kate is FINALLY getting interesting and may end up with Aaron after all *wink*
and Charlie WAS supposed to die…first the world thinking he’s dead w/the plane crash and then with the several “averted” deaths and THEN with the “heroic” death. So, he’s either being a melodramitic heroin-addicted crybaby (probably) or he’s having drug visions of the alternate reality. Either way, calm down Hobbit.
and yes, Juliet and Sawyer are going to meet for coffee…She had a near death vision of them being happy and humping in a Starbucks… I can feel it in my bones…r.
but it’s all just fun guessing right now. OH! i’m so excited!! AND if things are going the way I predict and they at least give some sense of closure (instead of twist and then white flash forever) I will be happy. I am happy. this was a good episode. It was exciting and not too disapointing and though I’m expecting disapointment I’m also digging it. Bring it on Lost! I want it to end!
Don’t you guys get it? Juliet resurrected into Sayid! Sayid and Sawyer in love!
Also: http://bit.ly/8dp26U
THEN WHO WAS COFFIN???????

living in the mountain time zone sucks. left out of a pizza party once again.
We still got to watch it earlier than the West Coasters. Mountain Time! Oh, and that was amazing. I love LOST.
Sayid = Jacob now? Maybe? Probably not.
I’m bad at this.
Anyone else think Sayid is gonna’ be on Team Smokey since he was saved by the dark water?
why doesn’t anyone look at Sayid’s bullet wound after he gets dunked?
is your icon from the department of homeland security? i’m pretty sure yes.
you have me pegged. Is that a bad thing?
no, it just means about 7 years ago i discovered the amazingness that is that site. and the pictures. i even made buttons of them
7 years ago sounds about right. I think your avatar is more frightening than any bomb evacuation gif could be though.
i meant that as a compliment, Bird.
Sometimes people on LOST die, sometimes they mysteriously get healed. No explanation needed.
It’s what you call a “way homer”.
Missed the first five minutes because I had to explain to my dad that the first time he saw Juliet rock the bomb, it was a recap show. The second time, it was a recap that they do for every episode. I’m pretty sure he thinks he’s the one who was time traveling.
Smokey! Smokey is coming to murder you all! Quick, let off a firework and pour some indiscriminate grey substance! Claire! Fu Manchu! Zombie Iraqis! LOST!
Team Jacob or Team Smoke Monster?
MLIL
taglines for LOST? “Dead, Not Dead, WHO KNOWS”
“Every alternate reality needs a qualified physician.”
“He was dead, but then he got better.”
My opinion might not “count” as much as your guys’ because I’ve never ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SHOW (God, DON’T JUDGE ME!) but I think we (female and gay male) monsters can agree on one thing–Matthew Fox looks really pretty in a suit.
Best LOL was when the Australian hostess came into the temple: “Something to eat or drink?”