Channing Tatum has started a website! About love! I’m sure that’s true! I am sure that he taught himself Java and basic C++ because he just believed in spreading ART and HUGS around the WORLD. I’m also sure that when he says that he is going to be checking the site every day and commenting on what people create that that is just very true. He will definitely be doing that for sure. “Hold on, director of Fighting 2, I have to see if loveonator_69 uploaded a new vlog about their feelings.” He is not a fucking liar in a fucking Liar’s Cap or anything. It’s just a neat web project from a neat guy.
Hey, check out this really great video of Amanda Seyfried singing a love song that she uploaded to Channing Tatum’s new website for no other reason than because she too believes that love can transform the world through hackneyed acoustic guitar open mic ballads:
Oh, that is just really neat. What a good song, Amanda Seyfried. You clearly know a lot about love and art.
SIDENOTE: Dear John, a movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel that is a romantic drama about a soldier who falls for a conservative college student while he’s home on leave starring Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried will be in theaters February 5th! That is completely unrelated to Channing Tatum’s super-cool web project that he came up with all on his own and even did the coding for, probably, I just thought that if you liked how much Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried were into love and websites maybe you’d like their movie. Who knows!
SIDENOTE: drop dead, Hollywood marketing teams.