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You’ve always found it inappropriate how whenever you told your banker that you wanted to make a deposit, he would giggle and say “YOU AND ME, BOTH, BROTHER.” And you have always thought that it was a sign of incredible immaturity that your banker could not perform the simplest of transactions without slipping in some kind of testicle-related pun, like, “I think you should expand your portfolio into some CDees nuts.” But after seeing this broadcast on the evening news, it is both clear why your banker is always talking about dicks and boobs, and it is also clear why he is your banker. Because even with television cameras rolling behind him, and a man holding a conversation in front of him, he remains focused and determined (to see more dicks and boobs). Go get them (dicks and boobs), KILLER. (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)
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Australia is killing it this year.
Oh shit, they got a camera in my office now?
That guy needs to hedge his shorts if you get what I mean. Get it? You get it .
How can you have a That 70′s Show gif without Topher Grace?!
Hey I wonder what’s up with that guy anyway?
Well let me tell you in point form, sir:
-He has been helping Haiti
-He may or may not be seeing David Cassidy’s daughter.
-Last week he was spotted at Austin book & comics with his posse
-He’s up 6% popularity this week on imdb! Wow!
-His new movie, Valentine’s Day comes out February 12( the movie is up 112% this week! Yay!)
-And, of course, That ’70s Show remains popular in syndication
Really? A That 70′s gif with no Topher? I thought better of your werttrew.
…and with 2 different gingers?
I consider ?Ginger? a very slanderous word. A demeaning word. And I?m tired of it. Everybody else gets respect! I mean, Black people, White people, Mexicans, everyone! Gingers! Why, why do Gingers have to be put down so much?
I’m a Christian! I go to church!!
you’re either with ishatonu or against him…
This just In: The in my pants index is rising sharply on recent developments. We’ll keep you posted as details become available, but analysts are recommending a long position on this one…
I’m upgrading these boobs from a Sell to a Do Not Buy.
Kleenex futures are up in after hours trading…
I basically do the same thing, except instead of toggling between Outlook and boobies, I toggle between Outlook and Videogum.
I personally love that he is having a normal conversation with someone while browsing some nsfw photos. Smooth.
I think the dude’s coming over to tell hijm “Dude, you’ve got tits showin up in Simmons’ live shot for the networks, man, kill the pron.”
The lower third is correct, your banker’s interest rate is unchanged at 3.75%.
This video is basically his expression at the end. He is definitly getting a bit of a thrill from being caught in the act.
I bet they’ll make an example out of the guy now. “The banker has been fired, Australia is now free of smut! Kids! You can come out now! It’s safe!”
I feel so sorry for Australians that they haven’t figured out how to do streaming porn down there yet. Image gallery porn surfing is so 2000 and late. Dial-up, whut whut?
Is your avatar a picture from ‘Blow Up’? #curiosity
A fifteen-year-old familiar with Antonioni? You shall be the savior of your generation, Ms. Complex.
Ahhh the pressure! Too much pressure!
Australia recently banned depictions of women with smaller breasts (the reasoning is because it somehow leads to child porn), but their bankers on TV are completely cavalier about looking at girlie smut on their computers while being filmed for the evening news. Team New Zealand, you assbackwards Aussies.
Well, they were a penal colony.
Georgia better step its game up.
Go kiwigum
Whatthehellareyougoingonabout.gum?
The C.R.E.A.M. tag just got some added context.
He’s trades on NASDAQ under DIKS and BOOB.
“There is no expedient to which man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.” Sir Joshua Reynolds
This guy’s figured the real usefulness of computers. Banking is for abacuses.
This was a prank that went too far:
“Last night Channel 10 news aired allegations that he had been set up, with one of the emails containing at the end: “Turn around now”, which he did, finding himself confronted by the camera.”
http://www.news.com.au/business/macquarie-banker-busted-looking-at-near-naked-model-miranda-kerr-may-have-been-set-up/story-e6frfm1i-1225826600008