Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, of MTV’s Jersey Shore, has filed patent documents to legally trademark his nickname. Now THAT is a (hilarious) situation.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, of MTV’s Jersey Shore, has filed patent documents to legally trademark his nickname. Now THAT is a (hilarious) situation.
Fig. 1: Situation
Fig. 2: Situation placed finite space containing no other Situation. Hence, the Situation.
Fig. 3: Situation in hot tub
Once again, Nikola Tesla is shafted.
I’m in love with this comment and I want to marry it and I want to have a lot of little comment babies with it.
Wow, that really is an interesting situation. DAMMIT. Trademark infringement!
It’s news like this that makes me proud* to work in an intellectual property firm.
if ‘proud’ now means ‘epic, epic shame’
Ain’t nothing intellectual about that property. Jersey Zing!
an interesting stipulation by the situation
Does this mean CNN has to change the name of Wolf Blitzer’s show to the Predicament Room?
No love for Tucker “Bow tie” Carlson and his short-lived show that once featured circus cats?
That could be a very STICKY SITUACAMENT.
I’m gonna be 1st in line to buy a Situation Track Suit you can possibly see from the moon.
We’re Sorry, the screen name THE SITUATION is in use by another member. The following are screen names are available that you might be interested in:
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GTL4EVA
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*OrAnGeDrEaMsIcKlE*
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Thank you for choosing AOL
He took seriously the suggestion to “Lock that situation down pat”?
*sigh*
You know, Mike set out not to fall in love on the Jersey Shore but it’s becoming very clear that he did indeed fall in love. With himself.
I’m happy to see “the situation” bringing even more class to this whole situation.
hehe
Will Coolio have to retroactively pay for the line ” They got the situation they got me facing”