You could upload a photo and turn yourself into a Na’vi from Avatar, or you could just check out this very NSFW “Na’vi porn” website. Either way, you’re bound to feel a little sad.

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  1. Oh that’s the line. I thought they’d stop when they reached my cinema but they didn’t. I then thought they’d stop when they reached every website on the internet but again the didn’t. I even thought they stop when they reached my home but no they just kept on going. Now they’ve reached porn. IS THERE NOTHING IN MY WORLD THAT IS SAFE FROM THESE BLOODY AVATAR FANS?!?!?!?!?

  2. “She growled, ‘May your aim be true’ and pulled my pelvis towards hers.” While I wish i could bleach my brain and make it so I never, ever read that, I have to say the lulz ALMOST make it worth it.

    • “I pushed back in, and, still hard as a rock, began the rhythmic sawing that marked human intercourse.”

      jake sully is sooooooooooooooo romantic you guys. human intercourse is SO hot.

  3. I found the origin myth of this website and I’m pretty sure the guy really doesn’t have a girlfriend and his business card is not crap. Because that’s rule 35.

  4. Looks like I’d have a lazy eye on Pandora.Image and video hosting by TinyPic

  5. MMMMenu, sounds delicious, I should eat there!

  6. I’m pretty sure a few of those were drawn in crayon.

  7. Sorry, but it had to be done.


  9. If Warden El Fuego had held off imploding just a few extra days, we could have all seen Na’vi Tubgirl. As it stands, he basically dropped the ball while missing the boat.

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    I’m really disappointed it didn’t give me a kitty nose.

  11. …because when I woke up this morning I thought “Man, I really hope Gabe posts a link to some Avatar porn.”

  12. I didn’t want to make a scene but its a point of pride.

    Where’s my ‘thanks for the tip’ for sending you the Na’vi porn Gabe? Well?

  13. There is no Avatar peen on that blog.
    FO Shame.

  14. i can’t decide which hype is worse – avatar or twilight

  15. after taking his own life because of a poor decision to get sunglasses tattooed on his face, mckay arrived in the world of pandora only to realize the nightmare would never end.

  16. Chickens love Avatar too!


    (please let this work….)

  17. You said “a little sad”. I was very, very sad.


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